#noodle man

[f1shbowl]

Woe, muir wip be upon ye

going back to attempting celtic designs like 15 year old me would have gone nuts over

[bugofmanynames]

vesper's just hiring anyone man

[killmurderfuck]

Ryan discovering he can threaten Shane's life while hunting ghosts for the first time:

[unhandmeisay]

Okay, hear me out. Hear me out.

Same individual right there

Just look at my admitedly unreliable source on cormorant symbolism:

(translation) "Cormorants have been represented in diverse cultures and mythologies throughout history. They have been associated with wisdom, protection, and even with supernatural qualities. In certain cultures, cormorants symbolise adaptability and resilience, embodying the ability to deal with difficult situations with grace and efficiency."

Isn't it just perfect ??

[eppysboys]

[cryptidcuriosities]

I love his poses so much

[lowrillewellyn]

Another Day, Another Ludicrous Universe

Jenny Everywhere, not for the first time, sat in the Infinite, watching an incredible amount of bullshit unfold in some random universe. Such a hobby was particularly gratifying, as there was always something interesting going on, somewhere; you just had to know how to look.

Today she watched one universe's Earth get obliterated by a stray gamma-ray burst, as if the universe itself wanted to quash the events unfolding in one unassuming location: a writer, Lowri, wanted revenge on man made of noodles from another universe, all because in Lowri's universe, she had not been asked to write a story about Noodle Man.

Pathetic behaviour, frankly. But extremely amusing. But, as she watched that Earth's surface churn with lava and fire and the final suggestions of life collapsed into the destruction, she saw something. A faint little... no.

It couldn't be.

There was a single noodle, modestly floating in the oceans of fire.

The character of Jenny Everywhere is available for use by anyone, with only one condition: This paragraph must be included in any publication involving Jenny Everywhere, that others might use this property as they wish. All rights reversed.

This flash fiction is a coda to The Non-Canonical, Unlicensed and Non-Valid Sequel to Arcbeatle Press’(s) April Fool's Anthology “The Noodle Incident”, 2024: 2 Noodle, 2 Furious 2, The Electric Boogaloo, feat. the Piscons, Jenny Everywhere and the People’ Republic of China. Hope you enjoy!

[backslashwdm48]

So for once I finished an piece for mermay before the month ended! So I decided to make snatcher an eel. Greatly inspired by @bittybattybunny 's the little contractor. I recommend giving it a read!