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geekandmisandry

@rippledragon linked this to me and a good time is being had.

whats-gender

DM: okay you’re face to face with Goliath and he’s like twice your size

David:... I throw a rock at him with my slingshot

DM: are you sure? This is a fig-

David: I throw a rock at him with my slingshot.

David: *rolls a 20*

DM:...

DM: okay so you kill Goliath

bananonbinary

this is so much funnier if you assume the DM is God.

broadwaytheanimatedseries

This is how I'm gonna explain dnd to people from now on

the-worms-in-your-bones

The thing about being in audios and books land (for me) is that new who has become less ‘this is what doctor who is now’ and more ‘a thing that happens sometimes’

ollielephant

cumonthevoid

none pizza with left beef

the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

myaatwins

here’s this while i’m still processing the movie

ozmaanodyne

Goodbye RTD, you will be remembered as the showrunner who sandwiched the first ever black doctor in between two nostalgia bait fan favourites to overshadow both his entrance and exit, having the doctor torturing a genocide victim in an episode serving as thinly veiled allegory to an actual ongoing genocide, literally shoving a companion into a box for half a finale then brainwash her character into being a mother to care for a random baby, and introducing trans and disabled characters to be set dressings with barely any dialogue just so you can pat yourself on the back for inclusivity.

Oh and discount shape of water with the worst fucking name for a tv series ever conceived.

Thanks for nothing.

orphan55

I don't think dr who is getting cancelled but you have to admit generating hype for an announcement only to say "we're pulling the plug" would be kind of hilarious

silliestcolressfan

polarity-disturbed

[ID: an image showing three kids in the distance flinching away, labeled “random internet users just trying to be comedic,” while a child closer to the camera labeled “Apollo” holds a red dodgeball labeled “the gift of prophesy.” /end ID]

heimeldat

Love it that dalek's master plan and lungbarrow by loomlight both saturated my Tumblr for days but i had to piece together the fact that the show is probably canceled from a handful of vague "good riddance rtd" posts

pluralzalpha

Welcome to Wilderness Years 2 then, I guess

the-last-teabender

It’s all right, man, we’ve been training for this.

pluralzalpha

Sod it, let's have an Iris Wildthyme show instead

mintyimperiatrix

forgotten lives on tv please and thank you

someguyonthenet1494

Philip Purser-Hallard for showrunner please and thank you

leelarots

synthespians may only have 1 and a bit pages where vansell shows up, but it's worth it because they basically say vansell was the one to ultimately decide the doctor should be put on trial.

why is he always the one getting the doctor put on trial lmfao

someguyonthenet1494

They make me sick and ill your honour. It is truly amazing how despicable Vansell is, and yet how oddly sympathetic and noble in some limited ways

leelarots

he's kinda fascinating as a character, I really do need to listen to the audios that he shows up in at some point.

someguyonthenet1494

YOOOOO YES YOU REALLY DO. Not always the best audios, mind, but Vansell’s VA captures him perfectly, and his dynamic with every Doctor he meets is pure perfection

leelarots

synthespians may only have 1 and a bit pages where vansell shows up, but it's worth it because they basically say vansell was the one to ultimately decide the doctor should be put on trial.

why is he always the one getting the doctor put on trial lmfao

someguyonthenet1494

They make me sick and ill your honour. It is truly amazing how despicable Vansell is, and yet how oddly sympathetic and noble in some limited ways

demilypyro

best case scenario Digital Circus gets remembered in a similar way as Steven Universe: a show that was Really Fucking Good and had nuanced characters and interesting things to say, but the audience wasn't quite ready for it and it imploded into a discourse ball. four years from now I expect to see lesbians drawing Jax like she's a renaissance muse the same way people still draw Pearl or Lapis

demilypyro

"if Jax is a trans woman she's still an abuser so she's bad representation so the show is transphobic" you're an idiot. you want your blorbos to be perfect ideal angels, I want my blorbos to be realistic, nuanced, flawed human beings, we are not the same. I LIKE that she's messy and fucked up and problematic, I think it's a realistic depiction of how a lot of repressed and traumatized trans women are. I think the show goes to great lengths to explore how and why she is the way she is, and to evoke sympathy for this kind of person. it doesn't excuse her actions but it does make them understandable. and I think the fact women like that deserve sympathy is an idea worth stating and worth shouting. yes she's a bully and she hurt everyone around her and that may never change. she still deserves sympathy.

drdaanvondutch

an old con gag that will always be funny is someone cosplaying spy from tf2 in a group of people and they've got a different cosplay taped to their face to blend in