The Cats Been Let Out of the Boob

Ravage Shitpost/RP Asks & Magic Anons Welcome  [Send me your Cat Pics!]

[getfrenzied-deactivated20200804]

What if I put dark energon in Ravage’s fuel?

[loyaldecepticat]

Try it and lose a limb. A limb you like

[rockandrumble]

I’m free from the tit prison lets fucking party

[loyaldecepticat]

Uttering the words “tit prison” out-loud gets you a one-way sentence to the tit prison 

[rockandrumble]

Okay but you just said it twiiiiice sooo, who’s in the wrong here? 

[loyaldecepticat]

You, for making me say it 

[greenflyingsaucer]

Soundwave: - nice - listens to me - is happy to see me Soundwave’s casettes: - mean - rude - call me “green frisbee” I don’t know what I’m doing wrong

[loyaldecepticat]

I take offense. I have never called you green frisbee 

You’re green chew-toy

[greenflyingsaucer]

That’s even worse! …also, please don’t chew on me

[loyaldecepticat]

would you prefer green scratching post? 

[rockandrumble]

I’m free from the tit prison lets fucking party

[loyaldecepticat]

Uttering the words “tit prison” out-loud gets you a one-way sentence to the tit prison 

[loyaldecepticat]

Some of you are wondering if I run around at night because I am a cat You're wrong I run around at night because I’m an asshole 

[armcontrolnerve]

memecat ravage strikes again

[loyaldecepticat]

If Cybertron passed leash laws What you all presume: I will be leashed What actually would happen: Rumble and Frenzy are on child leashes

[greenflyingsaucer]

Soundwave: - nice - listens to me - is happy to see me Soundwave’s casettes: - mean - rude - call me “green frisbee” I don’t know what I’m doing wrong

[loyaldecepticat]

I take offense. I have never called you green frisbee 

You’re green chew-toy

[loyaldecepticat]

An extra hour in the blaster tit

[loyaldecepticat]

I am the boob guardian, guardian of the boob

[broadcasted-idiocy]

Ravage is the true leader of the Decepticons he is the puppet master and we are all subject to his whims.

I say this because I just witnessed Megatron sit on the floor because Ravage was asleep in his chair/throne thing

[loyaldecepticat]

Everything I say is a catcall

[cybergata]

[god-tier-soundwave]

@catposting ye.

[laserfocus-prettybird-blog]

@loyaldecepticat

[loyaldecepticat]

Me taking down Howback

[loyaldecepticat]

After a lot of reading, I’ve learned that catcalling isn’t an act of frame discrimination

[loyaldecepticat]

I leave for a month and the Lost Light turns into a hippie commune

[loyaldecepticat]

[loyaldecepticat]

cats don’t get sick

I’ve only been sleeping for the past week to fight off the cold symptoms that my healthy body is exhibiting

now if you’ll excuse me, i have more napping to do