[loyalhale]

just a reminder that derek is now available only on discord.

[loyalhale]

i’ve been seeing these posts around, so i thought i would put my two cents in --

i don’t know if i’m staying after the finale. i haven’t watched the show since season four, and as the end nears, i see more dereks pop up to fill the need. 

so maybe i’ll just privately rp him on discord after this. 

feel free to ask for it if you’d like.

[littlelovelymemes]

✰ * º ❛   that 70′s show sentence starters   ❜

‘  you know what your problem is? i’m too good looking.  ’ ‘  god, what did you have for breakfast this morning? carnation instant bitch?  ’ ‘  oh, is this what we’re gonna do today, we’re gonna fight?  ’ ‘  because you’re breaking up the band, yoko!  ’ ‘  an apple? where’s my candy, you son of a bitch.  ’ ‘  she told me she loves me and then i told her i loved cake…  ’ ‘  how’d you’d like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass?  ’ ‘  look, if i could run across the beach into my own arms, i would.  ’ ‘  you know he never liked phones. he said he could hear voices in ‘em.  ’ ‘  when my time comes, i wanna be buried facedown so that anyone who doesn’t like me can kiss my ass.  ’ ‘  you know what your problem is? you’re really cute… so no one ever told you to shut your pie hole.  ’ ‘  god, we are such the… perfect couple?  ’ ‘  you’re cold? well damn, i can’t control the weather!  ’ ‘  the gym, or as i like to call it, the institute of things i can’t do.  ’ ‘  well, i’d like to help but… not as much as i’d like not to.  ’ ‘  don’t put me in your fantasies. i don’t even like being in your real life.  ’ ‘  i don’t like people. i like rock n’ roll, sex, and pizza – in that order.  ’ ‘  i’m not loving anybody that i’m not legally required to.  ’ ‘  and if somebody doesn’t tell me i’m cute in the next five minutes, i’m gonna scream!  ’ ‘  don’t hate me because i’m beautiful.  ’ ‘  i can’t count on much in this crazy world, but i can always count on you.  ’ ‘  i’m going to go out, meet some boys and crush their hearts one by one.  ’ ‘  where zen ends, ass kicking begins.  ’ ‘  you guys are fighting like cats and whores.  ’ ‘  cake is good, but you cannot have sex with cake.  ’ ‘  well, my head says no, but my heart says no.  ’ ‘  the three true branches of the government are military, corporate, and hollywood.  ’ ‘  hey man, if you don’t get caught, everything’s legal.  ’ ‘  yeah, but god didn’t see that. i was in my van, and he can’t see through lead.  ’ ‘  college is for ugly girls who can’t get modeling contracts.  ’ ‘  college is for women who don’t want to marry the first idiot they meet and squeeze out his bastard moron children.  ’ ‘  i was never happy. i was just less pissed off.  ’ ‘  sometimes when i’m alone, i just love to cuddle.  ’ ‘  i have a definite opinion on this… i don’t care.  ’ ‘  when he’s unhappy, i know our relationship is in good shape.  ’ ‘  all right, sleep tight and don’t let the bedbugs put their foot in your ass.  ’ ‘  that’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.  ’ ‘  we have some breaking news: i’m toasted.  ’ ‘  but i don’t want to go outside. there are people out there.  ’ ‘  oh, please. i’m a hot-looking, smooth-talking, frisky-assed son of a bitch.  ’ ‘  no, i’m not pouting. that would upset our routine. god knows i wouldn’t want to move in a new direction and accidentally slip in a puddle of fun or anything.  ’ ‘  i’ve just decided being sad is a waste of my time.  ’ ‘  he called me ugly on the inside and the outside. i’m sorry, but he’s just wrong about the outside part.  ’ ‘  i don’t really cook much. i just plan on getting by on my looks.  ’ ‘  no, no, no, you just don’t move on from me. i’m like alcohol. you need a twelve-step program to break my smell.  ’ ‘  you know, being here under the stars, sitting on the grass makes me really glad i’m not poor.  ’ ‘  the person i love the most is me!  ’ ‘  i was voted most popular, best legs, and now godmother? what can’t i do?  ’ ‘  why am i alone and all of you less attractive people are happy?  ’ ‘  it’s better to have loved and loss than to be butt ugly.  ’ ‘  okay, i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: everyone loves me.  ’ ‘  why get out of bed when you can read about people who got out of bed?  ’ ‘  i got a lot of free time. i mainly use it to nap and cry.  ’ ‘  i’ll just curl up in the fetal position and think about pancakes.  ’ ‘  have you been in bed all day?  ’ ‘  last night i only slept like… nine hours.  ’ ‘  i pity you because you’re dumb.  ’ ‘  responsible people don’t go around getting their nipples twisted.  ’ ‘  they want to kill rock n’ roll because they know it makes us horny, man.  ’ ‘  i would love car sex… or just sex… or just a car.  ’ ‘  no, i don’t feel bad. i don’t feel anything.  ’ ‘  man, think about it. we hold information that could crush the very heart and soul of one of our best friends… i live for days like this!  ’ ‘  it’s like we’re too old to trick or treat and too young to die.  ’ ‘  talking isn’t gonna help me, okay? what’s gonna help me is, like, drinking.  ’ ‘  hey, yeah, that’s the worst idea i’ve ever heard!  ’ ‘  i wish i was an octopus.  ’ ‘  thanks, but i’ve gotta go to sleep because i have a big day of misery ahead of me.  ’ ‘  life is too short to spend it with people who annoy you.  ’ ‘  well, for your information, i’m already sorry i was ever born.  ’ ‘  i don’t have a hickey. i was using a curling iron.  ’ ‘  give me a reason why i shouldn’t set you on fire.  ’ ‘  i’m a hottie, you’re a nottie.  ’ ‘  prison is not an option for me, okay? i can’t pee in front of other people.  ’ ‘  man, time really flies when you take two naps a day.  ’ ‘  oh, no. now i have to act normal.  ’ ‘  oh, i just remembered i can’t loan it to you on account of i hate you.  ’ ‘  i’ve been diagnosed with a disease that makes me irresistible to women.  ’ ‘  you know what the best thing god ever did was? boobs.  ’ ‘  i’m like ketchup. i go good on everything!  ’ ‘  when we were about to fool around and i said that i washed my hands, but i really just got done playing with like six dogs.  ’ ‘  there’s a rabbit stuck in a tree and i want to return that rabbit to the wild so it can lay its eggs.  ’ ‘  if this is about maturity then i want nothing to do with it.  ’ ‘  a wedding without a trampoline? that’s crazy talk.  ’ ‘  i don’t wanna blink ‘cause i’m afraid to miss even a second of your cuteness.  ’ ‘  you seem normal around your family, but out in the real world, you’re kinda nuts.  ’ ‘  i could get arrested. i could go to girl prison. this freakin’ rocks!  ’ ‘  my parents are fighting all the time and they want me to choose sides, but i can’t because they’re both idiots.  ’ ‘  why would sally sell seashells down by the seashore? i mean, that’s a terrible location for a seashell stand.  ’ ‘  i’m not strong, but i know a lot of ways to destroy men emotionally.  ’ ‘  i don’t have feelings for him. i just hate that bitch for making him happy.  ’ ‘  i’m not jealous, i just want to pop that inflatable bitch and watch her fly around the room.  ’ ‘  hello, it is me, the object of your desire.  ’ ‘  i’m a beautiful girl with a shrill, demanding voice. i’m pretty hard to ignore.  ’ ‘  a gold digger is what these idiots call a woman who knows that love eventually wears off, but money is forever.  ’ ‘  you see, a more productive use of my time is revenge.  ’ ‘  i cannot be held responsible for the things that come out of my mouth.  ’ ‘  i don’t answer stupid questions.  ’

[loyalhale]

Me: *ships canon couples*

Me: *ships non canon couples*

Me: *ships random people with each other*

Me: *ships gay ships that will break my heart because they will never happen*

Me: *ships people from different fandoms together*

Me: *ships so many couples I can barely keep track of my OTP's*

Me: *ships so much my heart explodes*

Me: *ships*

[loyalhale]

underratcd replied to your post: this should really go without saying, but...

posts hate, unfollows, blocks

y’know what, you little shithead.... 

[loyalhale]

[ groom ]

[ groom ] your muse adjusting mine’s appearance , such as straightening a tie , fixing their hair , or buttoning their shirt for them , etc .

     “Relax,” he told the strawberry blonde, harrumphing at the phone in her hand. Technically, his phone. One of them, anyway.

     Her eyes snapped up before she squinted at him, tilting her head. “You think this is a joke? That this is funny?”  

     Oh, here we go again, his body language suggested, overdramatic in the way he rolled his eyes with his neck, looking around their environment, in a private green room he was given the early morning to enjoy before they started in on Derek’s live interview. 

     It’s good press, they said. You need this to keep your reputation. Nobody will work with you after that video leak.

     “Lydia,” 

     “No. You don’t get to ‘Lydia’ me anymore. Now you will go out there,” she stood on her dangerously tall, very narrow, very expensive heels and steadily walked on them to him. Damn, but how did women do that and not break an ankle? Her hands were suddenly pulling, straightening his jacket, the henley underneath. “And you will appear charismatic, stable, and above all else, sane, you got that?”

[loyalhale]

this should really go without saying, but apparently it needs to be said -- if you hate my character, then why follow my blog? does it give you satisfaction to passive aggressively post hate about my character on your blog without anti tags?

I don’t ask from a standpoint of hate or disdain, I ask from the standpoint of trying to understand.

[prokopetz]

You know what I’d like to see?

More fictional couples where the whole Belligerent Sexual Tension thing actually plays out the way it does in reality.

Struggling not to crack a smile as you call them a total asshole.

Deliberately feeding each other straight lines for insulting comebacks, and thinking you’re being subtle about it.

Managing to pronounce “fuck you” as a term of endearment.

Getting really territorial about it when you see anybody else badmouthing them - like, excuse me, that’s my prerogative you’re treading on there, pal.

[prokopetz]

Also:

Acting theatrically offended by extremely minor flaws.

Telling each other to shut up when you didn’t even say anything yet.

Having entire arguments so well-practiced that you can set your partner off with a single word or gesture, and doing so on purpose.

Being deliberately rude and obnoxious to each other in really dorky ways and competing to see who breaks character by cracking up laughing first.

[devotedecay]

❥      NON - SEXUAL   ACTS   OF   DOMINANCE . 

feel free to edit or elaborate as you please .   ( add  ‘ reverse ‘  to your message if you’d like to see how my muse would perform the action ) . otherwise , send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to   …

[ lit ]  your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine . 

[ order ]  your muse ordering for mine at a restaurant or bar .

[ guide ]  your muse putting a hand on mine’s back to lead them .

[ pay ]  your muse paying for mine at a store , bar , restaurant , etc . ( you can specify where or for what . )

[ open ]  your muse opening a door for mine .

[ dry ]  your muse drying mine off with a towel after a shower , bath , swimming , etc . 

[ instruct ]  your muse giving mine instructions / telling them what to do . 

[ groom ]  your muse adjusting mine’s appearance , such as straightening a tie , fixing their hair , or buttoning their shirt for them , etc . 

[ direct ]  your muse taking mine by the chin and telling them to look yours in the eye .

[ disagree ]  your muse sternly telling mine  ‘ no ‘ .

[ rest ]  your muse resting their arm over mine’s shoulder / s .

[ clean ]  your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc .   feel free to specify what and how . 

[ answer ]  your muse answering a question meant for mine . 

[ coat ]   your muse holds mine’s coat out for them while they put it on .

[ pilot ]  your muse taking mine by the arm , hand , shoulder , etc . to lead them . 

[ stare ]  your muse staring mine down . 

[ placement ]  your muse telling mine to sit down .

[ teach ]  your muse taking control of mine’s hand , arm , hips , etc . to make sure they do something correctly .  

[ patience ]  your muse telling mine to be patient .

[ tears ]  your muse wiping away mine’s tears .

[ swat ]  your muse swatting mine’s hand away from something they’re not supposed to touch .  

[ jewelry  ]  your muse clasping a piece of jewelry for mine , such as a necklace , or earrings . 

[ enough ]  your muse commanding mine to stop talking . 

[ retrieve ]  your muse requesting or ordering mine to retrieve them something .

[ invite ]  your muse inviting mine to sit on their lap .

[ lean ]  your muse inviting mine to lean into their side while they’re sitting or laying together . 

[ calm ]   your muse telling mine to  ‘ just breathe ‘ .

[ scold ]  your muse scolding mine for something .

[ comfort ]  your muse pulling mine into a reassuring hug .

[ approval ]  your muse complimenting mine on a choice they’ve made .

[ beckon ]  your muse beckoning mine to them without speaking . 

[ laces ]  your muse lacing , tying , or zipping something for mine , such as shoes , a dress , or a jacket , etc .

[ stay ]  your muse telling mine to stay in the car . 

[ defend ]  your muse defending mine’s reputation , dignity , or safety for them . 

[ feed ]  your muse feeding mine something , feel free to specify what .

[ volume ]  your muse demanding mine speak louder .

[ read ]  your muse reading something to mine .

[ refill ]  your muse refilling mine’s glass for them . 

[ possessive ]  your muse resting their hand on mine’s leg or the small of their back while they’re sitting beside each other . 

[sparknshinerpmemes-blog]

Reblog This If Shipping an OC Muse with a Canon Muse is Okay and isn’t Problematic

[loyalhale]

stilinskinator:

@loyalhale  /  cont.

          ❛  —if i sounded stupid, it’s because i was talking about you. you’re the meme, derek,  ❜  he retorts, pointing an accusatory finger because he’s five years old, obviously. there’s no real heat behind it, considering the werewolf’s just saved his life from flashing before his eyes, but that in no way means stiles can’t stand up for himself. and his taste in memes, as if derek knows anything about that.  ❛  yeah, that’s right, buddy, how does that feel, huh? you’re a meme.  ❜

     If he sounded stupid? The boy sounded stupid most of the time. Especially when he quoted the worst meme right before his almost death. “Stiles?” he panted, weak from the fight. Bones felt empty, and he felt himself sway, but he righted himself immediately.      “Shut up.”

[skyblue993-deactivated20190717]

Stiles’s roll of eyes in the 6x20 preview when Derek corrects him: “Without us?” is marriage goal.

[lanturn-left-this-blog-deactiva]

The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.

[loyalhale]

oftroubledsouls:

‘‘OH MY GOD. You are ….’’ In part Derek was right but Stiles wouldn’t admit that. ‘’Listen to me, Derek. You will adapt to having a phone and it’ll be that one. Unless you want me to get you a prehistoric flip phone to go with your fucking old man attitude.’‘ 

     It so easy to rile him up. Always gives him this warm, glowy feeling, right in the cavern of his chest. “What’s wrong with a flip phone?” the frown is a mask, because inside he’s smirking it up, knowing just how frustrated this is going to make Stiles.

[hoechloin]

[loyalhale]

oftroubledsouls:

‘‘I’m getting you one and you’re going to pay for it.’’ He honestly wants to flip Derek off, which he does once the wolf’s eyes are back on his and not on his body. ‘‘I’m getting you an Iphone, idiot. If a one year old can use it, you can too.’‘

     He ignores the finger in favor of pushing out of the chair he’d been relaxing in, stepping closer to Stiles. “Aren’t you the one who’s always complaining about the iPhone users? The Elitism when iPhones are like, three years behind Androids?” Never let it be said that Derek doesn’t listen to everything Stiles deems worthy enough to go on rants about.

[loyalhale]

oftroubledsouls:

‘‘Listen dumbass, I am in school. NO ONE can get a hold of you through me. I can’t even get a hold of you. We’re getting you a phone first thing tomorrow morning.’‘ Eyeroll. ‘‘I didn’t fucking ask you that. Shut up.’‘ 

     “We’re getting me a phone?” his eyes roll over the expanse of Stiles’ body; down his long legs, back up his thin torso, across the span of his wide shoulders, “You gonna pick out the most expensive brick in the store?”