LESBIAN THIRST TRAP / A DISCORD SERVER STARTERS.cw for sexual themes & strong language, change names/pronouns as needed.
“ i looked up the ingredients to that pussy oil and i think they’re selling the ingredients to make good pussy. ”
“ update: i was gonna buy the pussy oil and it’s wholesale only so the order minimum is $130 who wants to chip in. ”
“ i’m the lesbian crying after aggressive scissoring. ”
“ i’m the one staring into the camera as i slowly reveal my titty. ”
“ i’m the lesbian crying for no reason. ”
“ eating pussy is the only ethical form of consumption under late capitalism. ”
-blows a kiss to the sky-
“ for our lesbian alien. ”
“ a new brain cell, discovered. ”
“ my cousin asked for crocs for christmas and i’m like hmm. gotta be disowned. ”
“ honestly i’d be that bitch and wear bright pink crocs and socks for the aesthetic. ”
“ the straps help you go faster. ”
“ she called the straps adventure straps. ”
“ that’s also the strap so you don’t slip while having sex in your crocs. ”
“ the strap in strap on refers to crocs. ”
“ they made crocs with little strap ons on top of them. ”
“ awe dady sappho thinks we’re all sane. ”
“ you were today years old when u learned you could buy a mango u can shut ur mouth forever. ”
“ i may know nothing about mangos, but i have slightly limited knowledge about the specific naming layout of three (3) whole university systems. ”
“ character development for me is me realizing maybe im not a useless bottom. ”
“ pull the trigger piglet. ”
“ lesbians at denny’s has had a glo up to lesbians at the bowling alley. ”
“ I literally never know what’s going on with my uterus and at this point I’m too afraid to ask. ”
“ i feel like amelia is that one person to really love puppies, get vaguely told what a furry is, and automatically think she’s a furry because she almost wanted to be a vet once in her life. ”
“ lexie grey is a nutcracker bc she broke mark sloan’s penis that one time. ”
“ i just wanted the strap. ”
“ and like he’s right but he’s not supposed to say it. ”
“ sir, that’s my emotional support tennis ball. ”
“ i’m gonna get emma funny drag mr tattooed to my forehead. ”
“ keep your foot away from the pussy pleathe. ”
“ bring out the jnifie. ”
“ motivational speaker voice: u should stan yourself. ”
“ unless u count eatin pussy as ‘the arts.’ ”
“ my lesbian heart just palpitated. ”
“ i thought ‘foreplay’ was ‘floorplay’ for an embarrassingly long time because i had only heard of it once on tv. ”
“ lmpo. laugh my pussy out. ”
“ hi gay, hi kylie, i’m dad. ”
“ that’s what sappho would want. ”
“ florida’s not a real state so they don’t have real food. ”
“ spoiler of the century. ”
“ spoiler alert it’s called being gay. ”
“ i think all lesbians can do whatever they want. ”
“ nala is a disney princess, prove me wrong. ”
“ l is for the way you look at me. p is for the puuuuusssssyyyy. ”
“ chicken little did more for the post-apocalytpic genre than hunger games did. ”
“ IN THIS 2019 WE OWN OUR SHIT AND TELL OUR FRIENDS WE LOVE THEM. ”
“ i want some kylie pie. ”
“ oh right the cult. the cult for sappho. the cult specifically chosen to honor sappho. sappho’s cult. ”
“ terfs aren’t radical anything they’re just bad people. ”
“ like a lesbian cow who agrees. ”
“ DON’T SING SANTA BABY IF YOU’RE NOT FULLY COMMITTED TO FUCKING SANTA. ”
“ i’m not a lesbian i’m a pillow princess. ”
“ just because you have a bottom friend doesn’t mean you can’t be bottomphobic. ”
“ i love bottoms. would love to top one some day. ”
“ at least these bottoms can go to the mango store for you. ”
