teenage dirtbag

I have always believed that if you put in the work, the results will come. I don't do things half-heartedly. Because I know if I do, then I can expect half-hearted results. Lucas Parrish #23

[h-yleybrock-blog]

Hm… all very good options. I’ve been craving ravioli while also having that ‘Cheerleader’ song stuck in my head for the past three days… which means I feel like either watching Bring It On or Pirates of the Caribbean. Don’t ask how the second one links to the song. 

[lucasxparrish-blog]

Ravioli it is. Oh, heck yes. Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleaderrr, she is always right there when I need her. Well, I’m up for either either way, it’s a win, win. Shorts skirts and hot girls or Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom and possibly Keira Knightly? I’m in.

[thenaomimeijer]

Well, evidently I am not a bad-ass.

[lucasxparrish-blog]

It’s harder than it appears.

[h-yleybrock-blog]

I mean, it’s not really my problem. I’m just accidentally caught in the middle and would rather not have to deal with it.

[lucasxparrish-blog]

That’s fair, it sucks to be in the middle. So, what are you declaring here? Movie night? Binge eating? Netflix?

[h-yleybrock-blog]

lucasxparrish

I really hope you now that you’re going to be the only thing keeping me sane for the next few days, if not weeks. 

[lucasxparrish-blog]

I’m guessing you don’t want to talk about it?

[ilyfemi-blog-blog-blog]

Precisely! I’m an innocent little flower. You should be ashamed of yourself for doubting me.

[lucasxparrish-blog]

Shit, I am. Bad things happen when you mess with innocent little flowers. I’ve learned that the hard way.

[jordxnbrock-blog]

Yeah, I won’t be drinking for a month straight.

[lucasxparrish-blog]

Ah-shit. Knowing you, you did something bad, so lay it down.

[aryajoking]

What are some good places to eat around here? I’m sick of ramen and frozen pizza.  

[lucasxparrish-blog]

The easiest and cheapest way is to make friends who know how to cook. That’s basically how I survived when I first got here.

[thenaomimeijer]

Finally had time for a run today. Five minutes in and I was ready to die. How do people run in this kind of weather without collapsing??

[lucasxparrish-blog]

It’s called being bad-ass. You can rub my feet now because I can do it, I’m staying humble though.

[opheiaxpierce-deactivated202311]

Oh there’s plenty more where this came from. I could use the help too! I really need to get rid of all this junk and start buying ‘real adult’ food. But…snacks are just so delicious.

[lucasxparrish-blog]

Whhhat? If you start buying ‘adult’ food, there’s no way I’m going to come over anymore. 

[ilyfemi-blog-blog-blog]

Me? Make fun of my twin? Gasp! Never!

[lucasxparrish-blog]

Oh right, my bad. You would never do such a thing, you’re way too sweet and innocent.

[opheiaxpierce-deactivated202311]

There’s nothing wrong with a little midnight snacking…right? If the Hobbits can have seven daily meals, I can too! 

[lucasxparrish-blog]

Right, but neither of us are the sizes of hobbits. I’ 6′2 so I expect to have at least thirty-five meals, so you better keep that food coming.

[ilyfemi-blog-blog-blog]

That feeling when you really wanna go see this movie, but your sister is kind of a weenie when it comes to horror movies. Hashtag twin problems.

[lucasxparrish-blog]

Look on the bright side, you have someone to make fun of.

[h-yleybrock-blog]

“It’s more of a ‘I know the body works.’ Frat boys are weird, I mean, you’re an example,” Hayley laughed. “How are you, beanstalk?”

[lucasxparrish-blog]

“Well, that’s disturbing and I never want to hear that come out of your mouth again.” Lucas furrowed his eyebrows, “I’m not weird, I have no idea what you’re talking about.” Lucas rolled his eyes. “I’m doing pretty great, what about yourself, Jiminy Cricket?”

[stellabridges-deactivated201607]

“A meninist shirt…you don’t know what a meninist is?”

[lucasxparrish-blog]

“Is that like a new type of shirt or the assholes that think men deserve equal rights when we already have them?”

[john-lighton-blog]

“Oh, always. Well if you’ve read How to Kill a Mockingbird, the sequel Go Set a Watchman just came out and it’s supposed to be extremely good. So is How to Kill a Mockingbird, in case you haven’t read it. There’s The Graveyard Book, which is supposedly very witty and creepy, along with The Fixer, a new thriller. Any of these ringing bells, or shall I keep going?”

[lucasxparrish-blog]

“Hold up, Harper Lee wrote a sequel to How to Kill a Mockingbird and I didn’t know? Excuse my language, but holy shit, that’s amazing. It’s about damn time, she’s a genius. I’ll take one copy of Go Set a Watchman then.”  

[h-yleybrock-blog]

“If you do, I will mix something into your food that will give you a limp dick for weeks. Don’t fuck me with me, Lucas.”

[lucasxparrish-blog]

“What are you now? A drug dealer? You’re the one that said you wanted frat boys. I was just trying to give you your wish. What? Aids don’t sound tempting to you?”

[h-yleybrock-blog]

“Eh. It’s not a bad place. I get some good wi-fi down here.”

[lucasxparrish-blog]

“Alright, if it helps you sleep at night. I’ll send all my frat boy friends to come at you with supernatural lines for shits and giggles, while I watch you get mobbed.”