idk how these blogs usually work but can you do confession headcanons for the neets? how would they confess? or would they need to be confessed to?
What’s it like knowing you’re the most valid person here? - Mod Baan
Surprisingly he’s got like a 50/50 chance of whether or not he’d confess first. He’s kind of a dweeb who’d fantasize about how you would confess to him.
He has little patience though so he could just end up confessing first if you take too long. Like a month tops, specifically if he sees you more often.
BUT, his confession to you would be like:
He would stroll up to you randomly one day with his signature grin. An aura of Oso Brand Confidence surrounding him.
He’s got this, no big deal hahah!
But once he sees you, he freezes and just sort of stares at you in a silent panic.
The boy is dissociating a bit, his head is both empty while also screaming at him to not do it and just keep things how they are with you.
He only comes back to reality when he hears you call his name, honestly seeing the look of your concerned and small nervous smile makes him decide that he does want to go through with this.
If he doesn’t he can’t forgive himself.
He blushes and gathers whatever amount of dignity he has.
“Hahah hey (Y/N)-chan, wouldn’t it be funny if I told you that I liked you more as a friend. HaAAhaHaaa, unless?“
Another Matsu who confesses first, but because he does it so often to a bunch of people it probably goes over your head.
*Clears his throat* “H-heh, my dear Karamatsu Angel, would you do me the greatest pleasure of going out with me and becoming mine?”
You laugh him off, thinking he’s not being serious.
He was and not going to lie he’s a little shot down
But this painful sinful man isn’t going to give up that easily. So he decides to make his next confession even grander than the last.
This boy 10000% will make a flashy outfit of whatever your favorite flower and gemstone is, then he will probably try again later that day. Possibly at night because he’s just like that.
He will get down on one knee, grabs your hand and says,
“My dear sweet (Y/N), my confession from earlier seemed to be mixed up as a joke. I just like (flower) my love for you grows more and more each hour–NO! Each minute! My souls screams for you, wanting you to say back those beautiful, sparkling, words to me. My heart will always be as strong and as solid as a (gem), it will never corrode over the typhoon we call life. So I will say this again my dear… I like you and I’d like to call you my significant other! Be my one and only Karamatsu Angel!”
If you still think he’s just goofing around he’d probably cry a bit, drop his cool guy facade and lowkey beg.
You’d have to ask him out, he’d overthink the confession and if you don’t confess first you two will die of old age.
No matter how you confess to him he’d get all flustered but quickly accepts your confession and says that he feels the same way
He does have a plan to ask you out though, he just keeps changing small details about how to convince you out and is planning every second.
His plan to ask you out is:
“First: He asks you the night before if you two can meet tomorrow morning to talk about something. He can’t just ask you out over the phone you’d think he’d be scum and a coward for doing so!”
“Second: When he meets you tomorrow morning, he asks you if you want to go to this thing that you so happen to mention that you wanted to go to last month. He can’t be too pushy!”
“Third: Offer you lunch is his next step in this plan, it took all of his savings to buy both the tickets and lunch but it’ll all be worth it.”
“Fourth: If he sees Oso, he has to kill him on sight so an accident doesn’t happen.”
“Fifth: Walk around town with you and take you to any stores you want to go to that day.”
“Sixth: When its the time for the concert he makes sure to buy you a bunch of souvenirs so you’ll always remember this day and there for him!”
“Finally: At the end of the concert, he’ll walk you back home and cooly confess that he’s liked you for sometime and if you give him a chance you two can go out like this more often”
What his confession would’ve been:
“Today was really fun (Y/N)-san, and I was wondering if you would like to do this again sometime in the future, as a couple?”
You have to confess because he doesn’t even think he has a chance with you.
Hell even when you confess he’s not going to believe you and reject you.
So you have to be pretty insistent that this isn’t some sick joke, you do actually want to be with him and that you do like him.
Then you have to convince him that he is not trash and that he definitely should go out with you because despite his many flaws you see the many positive things about him.
Don’t get him wrong he’s actually pretty happy about the fact that you like him back, he’s just scared at the idea of being close to another human being. So he’s basically trying to reject himself before you’re able to do it down the line.
“You really want to date trash like me? Why, I’m unredeemable, trash amongst trash. You really want to be associated with a shitty NEET who talks to cats all day? Are you sure you want to stay in this hole you’ve dug?”
After like the 10th confirmation that you do like him no matter what, he’ll just silently look away from you and you can see a faint blush on his cheeks.
“I still don’t understand why you like me…. but… I like you too (Y/N)…”
You gained one cat boyfriend who will kill anyone for you! Congrats!
He confesses first, it probably happens randomly one day when you were expecting to be playing around.
Its one of the rare moments where he’s pretty serious and calm.
He’s just so nervous and wants you to believe that he’s being serious.
“I like you, (Y/N)-chan! Will you please go out with me?”
When you accept his confession you can visibly see him transition to serious nervous boy, back to the cute and energetic ball of sunshine he is.
He’s going to pick you up and spin you around yelling all sorts of happy baseball terms.
He’s going to be carrying you and giving you piggy back rides all day, so hope you’re ready for that.
He’s pretty straightforward, so there’s not much build up to the confession other then his brother’s getting involved in it.
He confesses first, unlike his brothers he’s actually got some pretty decent social skills so he can probably tell that you like him back.
He’s still nervous about it don’t get me wrong, but he’s not going to freeze up and get all flustered.
When you do accept though as soon as you leave the area he will scream in victory because FUCK YES HE’S GONE UP A STEP ON THE SOCIETAL LADDER AND YOU ADMITTED YOU LIKED HIM BACK!!!! YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!
If you come back though he will immediately deny that he ever did such a thing and will change the topic to where you want to go for a date.
“Yelling? No I never yelled, I think you’re hearing things (Y/N)-chan~! But since you’re back, do you want to go on a date? We can go to this new cafe that opened up last week.”
I hope you like taking a bunch of cute selfies, because Totty is going to be documenting and posting your first date online.
He’s gotta brag about his cute significant other~💗
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