Hi, It’s Caitlyn

[pictures-of-dogs]

cannonball!

[bwaah]

do I have to do everything myself around here

[beardedmrbean]

Greater glider,

[good-ass-posts]

[kosmogrl]

[berrystumpytail]

[lokaror]

they say you can still heard a disemboided "woah mama" during any full moon when your strugglin on the porcelain throne

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[powder--blue]

"we haven't talked in a while what have you been doing recently?"

[playwrongs]

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

[catastrophespouse]

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[importantcatpics]

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[2colde]

how it genuinely feels

[draculaflow3]

Wonderful Lovely charming Simpsons puppy

[rbw]

[sadomarxist]

[bluestockingbaby]

[willgrahamscock]

“I would die for my kids” your children want an apology

[willgrahamscock]

your made up scenario isn’t real (shocker) and makes no difference when your kids are starving for your acknowledgment of the pain you caused them. you’re only performing the role of a good parent, without having to actually do any heavy lifting

[willgrahamscock]

[22even]

This is where I post from btw if you even care