Ryan's Blog. I Reblog Things.

On most places as @candyman106. Header image drawn by reimu. she/they because Tumblr taught me it's okay for cis people to take HRT and now here we are

[hashtagyorlosalfie]

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Listening to this McGruff the Crime Dog cassette for some reason and was blindsided by the way they chose to end this chorus

[just-sans-things]

babys dont even say gogo gaga anymore they just bite you and inject you with their babypoison

[elderslightlyevil]

Its actually babyvenom. Do you know nothing about babies?

[just-sans-things]

hey buddy figured id give you a heads up i found two bigass birds and paid them 10 bucks each to swoop down when you aren't paying attention and grab one of your arms each and pull as hard as they can to rip you in twain midair. so id start investing in ankle weights or something because you're gonna need em

[sreegs]

full screen, no description or any words on the ad whatsoever.

[hobgoblinhero]

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

[innovadesexual]

went to the pharmacy after work and when i came back to my car what i can only assume was the whole kong family had disposed of their banana peels, no doubt intended as an attempt on my life

[dear-julien]

Primadonna worm all i ever wanted was to squirm

[bioluminescent-fungus]

affirmations when opening a stuck jar:

I am stronger than the jar

⁠⁠I know what left and right are

⁠⁠smashing the jar will make a mess

⁠⁠I have strong and dextrous hands

⁠⁠I have opened jars before and I will open jars again

[segamascott]

may i compare thee to a big sandwich because i like you and you are good

[dykonicdiva]

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

[infectiouspiss]

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

[d1s4strous]

0 inch nails: i dont wanna fuck you

i don't giuve a shit about your inside

[lauuur]

CAUTION chicken crossing the dashboard please hold momentarily

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[softness-and-shattering]

Friend of mine calls it active listening. Ah yes we are speaking of tooths. I understand and respond. Here it a tooth image. I have heard you.

[clownboybebop]

nine inch noah: i want to fuck you like two of every animal

[once-a-polecat]

Local restaurant having trouble with whores apparently.

[melancholy-epilogue]

[austimpowerz]

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

[laqueus]

[freakoutgirl]

food is always being recalled these days but at least it's also expensive