Ryan's Blog. I Reblog Things.

On most places as @candyman106. Header image drawn by reimu. she/they because Tumblr taught me it's okay for cis people to take HRT and now here we are

[infectiouspiss]

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

[d1s4strous]

0 inch nails: i dont wanna fuck you

i don't giuve a shit about your inside

[lauuur]

CAUTION chicken crossing the dashboard please hold momentarily

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[softness-and-shattering]

Friend of mine calls it active listening. Ah yes we are speaking of tooths. I understand and respond. Here it a tooth image. I have heard you.

[clownboybebop]

nine inch noah: i want to fuck you like two of every animal

[once-a-polecat]

Local restaurant having trouble with whores apparently.

[melancholy-epilogue]

[austimpowerz]

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

[laqueus]

[freakoutgirl]

food is always being recalled these days but at least it's also expensive

[7777777awawawa7777777]

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

[angelicguy]

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

[seaweed-station]

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

[oneheadtoanother]

[slygirlboy]

[openingadoor]

[catstrat]

very funny bit happening in the replies

[nedlittle]

if i were a respected british actor with any principles at all i would simply not agree to a project whose earnings will have material consequences for trans people but maybe i'm built differently

[nedlittle]

another one bites the dust

[boomvagynamite]

List of other people who also suck for this reason:

Bill Nighy

Hugh Laurie

James McAvoy

John Lithgow

Katherine Parkinson

Keira Knightley

Kit Harrington

Leo Woodall

Mackenzie Crook

Mathew MacFadyen

Matt Berry

Nick Frost

Paul Whitehouse

Peter Serafinowicz

Riz Ahmed

Shirley Bassey

Simon Armitage

Simon Pegg

Stephen Fry

Stephen Mangan

Warwick Davis

[traycakes]

'Black Mirror' director turns down offer to work on 'Harry Potter' series: "Absolutely fucking not"

Black Mirror director Ally Pankiw rejected an opportunity to work on HBO's Harry Potter series because of J.K. Rowling's views on gender. 

"It simply is this easy to say no to funding transphobia"

[fairycosmos]

clicking not interested on something used to mean they stopped showing it to you

[rubysapphrald]

it’s so crazy how nixon had to resign after watergate and now every single month 1 million watergates happen and no one cares

[rubysapphrald]

they were threatening to KILL two random assholes from the newspaper for asking questions about like, mishandled money and light wiretapping. in 2026 you can be spoken out against by other government employees establishing a surveillance state and using public taxpayer money to fund golf courses and outright stating your intentions to go against multiple constitutional amendments and nothing will happen

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR