My own take on Iruma being discovered for having a lack of wings.
Snippets of before shit goes down.
A somewhat crack-fic vibe (low-level)
Alice is blissfully ignorant (of Iruma and his feelings)
People worry (rightfully so)
Iruma is too much of people pleaser
Author put low effort........sorry but not really
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'How did I end up in here? I need to get away from here! They’re gonna find out!........ Why is my shirt lifting? Wait...'
*Collective gasps from the teachers*
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Iruma Suzuki, age 14, has found himself in trouble. A great challenge any high schooler must face. Yes, Iruma is facing the dreaded... FINAL EXAM . Now this wouldn't be such a huge problem for most students, expect for the fact that Iruma has never gone to school before Babirus. Meaning he has absolutely no studying skills at all. Why should he? It's not like he was doing everything he had to survive all the dangerous situations his parents put him through. Pssh yeah that's just crazy talk.
'Mom, Dad, why?' Iruma thought crying to himself as his soul leaves his body.
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Asmodeus Alice, one of the top students in not only the Abnormal Class, but among the first years as well. How would he react to seeing just how bad Iruma is at school? Would he laugh? Would he be shocked into silence? Is he disappointed with Iruma?!
Answer, blatantly ignore all signs and cry his heart out to Iruma since the image of him being the next demon king is seared into his mind. Az......
"I'm sure you can ace the tests!! I will help you in anything you don't understand Iruma-sama!"
"Whaa- UH, thank you Az-kun?"
Oh Alice, when will you realize, Iruma isn't any old demon off the block.
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Iruma Suzuki, age 14, deceased after one day of 'studying'.
'I just don't understand anything said in the textbooks. What is this written in? Ancient Greek?' I head down to the dining room, maybe some food will help.
"Do you want me to tell you what's on the test?" Grandpa says to me, honestly, I don't think that would help me. "Or if possible, we'll give Iruma-kun only the easy questions!"
'Grandpa nooooo, please, I couldn't even get the easy questions right. Plus, I don't want to be caught cheating.'
"There is no need to go so far for Iruma-sama. He will definitely score the test with F.L.Y.I.N.G C.O.L.O.U.R.S." Opera, I can't deny that when you say it with such confidence and expectation.
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A classroom, filled with heavy tension, everyone with a book in their hands, "Um..." Asmodeus Alice looks upon the strange scene unfolding before him.
"Let's leave them alone Iruma-sama. Let's study together instead and see what you need help with!"
"Ye-yes! Ok let's do this!"
*one quizzing session later*
'I'm gonna die.... none of these make any sense. How am I supposed to know what any of this is?'
'I'm HUMAN! If only I could tell them that, but then I might get eaten.........waaaahhhhh.'
Iruma Suzuki, yet again defeated by his greatest enemy, school work.
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Study High; the pleasure of scoring points it causes the person to get a big head on their shoulders. Who do you think became an idiot after scoring full marks on a subject he would obviously know about?
Is it, (A) Shax Leid, (B) Saboro Sabnock, (C) Keroli Crocell, or (D) None of the above?
Place your bets down people! 50 grim for the winner!
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The answer? D OF COURSE BECAUSE IT WAS IRUMA SUZUKI THE WHOLE TIME!
Again, smile and wave boys because Az-Az over blatantly ignores the strangeness of Iruma's lack of netherworld common knowledge. Which brings us to the point before disaster strikes.
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You know, there are moments in your life where you look back and go, "Yep, should not have done that lol."
This was one of those moments.
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Clara, Az, and I are walking to Darry sensei's class on 'Demonic History.' Everything is going great! I've got full marks on 'Imaginary Creatures', I must have a talent for things like this! Az-kun said so and everyone else in class!
Only Darry sensei isn't in class, it's.... Balam sensei?
"Ahaha Iruma-sama, maybe we should come back another time."
"Don't worry Az-kun, I'm sure Balam sensei is-"
*slither slither up in the air*
'AH! STOP! WAIT! NO! HUH?! WHO-'
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'Hehe... I guess Balam is just a touchy guy? Whooooo, at least he didn't seem to notice. Haha.........I just wish he'd take these vines off my back'
"Creatures like imaginary beings.....The research of imaginary beings.....vastly unexplored place...possible that new........DO YOU KNOW WHAT IMAGINARY BEINGS EAT!?"
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'Balam sensei is just going over what humans are. Phew, I guess it's good that I'm human. Maybe learning from him won't be so bad.'
'This Balam person is certainly one to look out for. Grabbing Iruma-sama like that! Oooh, at least you're keeping to yourself now.'
'BABA SENSEI GIVE PATS! HEHEHE BABA SENSEI MUST WANT TO PLAY TOO!'
"But the demon world is a very dangerous ecosystem, that's why demons have evolved to gain tails and wings." Balam sensei drones on walking towards his new students.
"Even without horns, with wings at least you could es...ca...pe...HUH?!"
'I really should be paying attention to what Balam sensei is saying but I already know all of this. Hmmmm, maybe I can pass with just getting- UH WHAT IS TOUCHING MY-'
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'WH-WHERE ARE GOING?! OH NO BALAM SENSEI! WAIT, NO STOP! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!?!'
Balam sensei is forcefully carrying me on his shoulder. He's running so fast, turning this way and that, I've lost all sense of direction. Ugh, I feel like I'm going to throw up.
Suddenly we burst through these doors, startling everyone inside. It's...the faculty room? Why- No wait, first I need to get off of Balam sensei.
"THIS IS BAD!! THIS KID HAS NO WINGS!!"
'UAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!'
"Balam sensei what are you saying? No wings?"
"Yeah, they're probably just in his back."
"THE ROOTS AREN'T THERE! FEEL FOR THEM."
'How did I end up in here? I need to get away from here! They're gonna find out!........ Why is my shirt lifting? Wait...'
*Collective gasps from the teachers*
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Iruma Suzuki, age 14, attack: 0, defense: ∞.
That is, only now. You see, Iruma wasn't simply born with the ability to dodge everything that came his way. He had to learn and teach himself how to dodge. To the point where it became second nature to him.
Iruma Suzuki...... wasn't always lucky enough to escape a dangerous situation unscathed. He's suffered, and suffered hard from the consequences of his negligent parents.
He's scarred. He's hurt. And these scars will never go away.
And that is exactly what he had been trying so hard to hide from everyone, even his adopted grandpa. And now everyone will know. Iruma Suzuki isn't super strong, he didn't train to dodge out of achievement, Iruma had to dodge to survive .
"Wha-what is this?" A female teacher says horrified.
"His back... it's..." said a male teacher this time.
"Iruma... How did this happen?" Balam sensei, you shouldn't have done this.
I quickly pull my shirt back on and run as fast as my legs can carry me. I can't see, I can't breathe, I feel nothing... nothing but pain and panic. Everything is blurred around me. The lights are too bright. The sounds of everything, too loud. Hide. I need to hide. I need to run away. I need to protect myself.
'Please, stop. Don't look. Don't look at me! DON'T AT LOOK ME! '
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