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[lucicada]

okay, so like I just spent so long looking for it but I'm desperate so-

does anyone know that old dsmp au that was a crossover of irl dsmp and c!dsmp and the c!dsmp could travel through a portal to irl but the portal was small so they came out all tiny?

I'm starting to think I dreamt this cause I JUST CAN'T FIND IT. If someone knows what it is please tell me it's driving me insane now

[wonder-womans-ex]

behold

(with assistance from @hecksee)

[lucicada]

Wooo guess who’s 18 now and still geeking out over Minecraft Roleplays. Man this is wild

[stellisketches]

MY MAGNUM OPUS IS COMPLETE! 53 generations, roughly 1300 years, going all the way from Esmund to Garroth. PLEASE send me asks about the family tree I have been slaving over this for two weeks and if no one says anything I will cry. Whether it’s lore, drawing requests, who’s got the best ass in all of Ro’Meave history, I will answer pretty much anything. I hope you all like it! (Also the line connecting Naela and Ryker was the Wedding of Woe, for those of you who read my Ro’Meave lore post)

[stellisketches]

i think the fact that Garroth never bothered to change his name lowkey indicates that it’s at least a somewhat common name throughout Ru’aun. I mean sure it could’ve just been a himbo-brained thing to do but the idea of it being a popular name really could’ve been used for peak comedy. 

Like imagine a juror getting sent to a random village thinking they’ve found the right Garroth and it’s just some dude.

Even funnier to imagine none of the jurors have met Garroth personally or really knows what he looks like so they have to drag whatever guy they found all the way back to O’Khasis show him to Zane and be like “is this the right one”

[lucicada]

Been re-reading the few (Aphmau) MCD/DSMP crossover fics that exist only to log onto tumblr to find out apprently the MCD fandom is popping off?

I picked the right time to get in my MCD feels. Now I just need to find the time and will power to rewatch the whole series

[lectern-fullcauldron]

hermits vs kids irl, my favourite stories:

the time Joe and his kid were at a shared pool somewhere and another kid was talking so loudly about how cool Iskall is

the time Cleo was teaching in primary school and got asked 'have you ever heard of mumbo jumbo, miss' and then having to act like they haven't known him since he was 17

the time etho was out with a friend and the friend's kid went 'omg that's etho' to their dad, and the dad came back like 'why does my kid know you?'

the time that Cleo left their job to be a YouTuber and their whole class was desperately trying to figure out who she was

Joe's kid going from 'minecraft sucks' to my friends are grian stans so I am too, dad explain grian to me (dad can we get hermitcraft (grian), no we have hermitcraft at home (Joe Hills))

Impulse's whole extended family being made to watch his new hermitcraft rap as Christmas entertainment by his mum

every take my kid to work hermitcraft video. from stress' kid dissing her season six castle, to Joe's kid getting multiple hermitcraft episodes dedicated to how much he loves her, keralis' ongoing joke about making his kids do all his grindy work, doccy chirping in the background of videos, and on and on and on

[screampotato]

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

[lucicada]

I feel like the permit office should have it’s own SCP classification cuz there is something wrong with that building. Idk what it is but it is something

[youareyoubutwhoareyou]

Hey if u like the ocean look at this its rly cool I think

[dykegerard]

[lucicada]

I can’t describe the level of joy I have over the trio of Grian, Mumbo and Scar finally having a trio name to tag them by that isn’t a ship tag.

Buttercup trio my absolute beloveds that is what I will be calling you for the rest of time

[lucicada]

Phil's trying to out hermit Hbomb, he's been knocking off each hermit each MCC. Will he collect them all? Find out soon

[lucicada]

I know I’m like a Hermitcraft - Grian-centric account but like- Qsmp??… Im so attached to Tallulah and Cheyanne. I haven’t watched any streams mostly clips because I physically cant sit through streams but- I dont love them any less

But now I've been thinking. Send Q! Wilbur to Dsmp. He meets an alternate version of his traumatised son (fundy) whom was fucked over and two traumatised teens (tommy & tubbo) who saw him as a brother and were thrown into a war and hes like ‘these kids are mine now. thanks’

I just think Fundy, Tommy, Tubbo (and Ranboo, Michael and Yogurt in conjunction) deserve someone who gives a shit

Q! Wilbur would kick scrawny stinky C! Wilbur's ass, I just know he would.

[mcybree]

being in the mcyt fandom is wild. could you imagine going back and telling 9 y/o you that nearly a decade later you’d be taking the silly cartoon guy from ‘how do I craft this again’ classic minecraft parody of ‘when can I see you again’ and spending hours drawing him killing people for sport

[give-grian-rights]

AND THATS WITHOUT MENTIONING THE FACT. that he is . the brother-in-law . to Stampy Cat . Stampy Long Nose . Stampy Long Head . Martyn In The Little Woods might be the only mcyt ever actually

[lucicada]

Every time I’m reminded of this I think about the fact that on the EVO smp Grian had both the sister of Stampy (Netty) and the brother of iballisticquid (Tomohawk) on his server

Collecting legacy siblings or what?

[lucicada]

Listen this- This is all i've ever wanted. Perfection. I’ve wanted more Grian & Lizzie + Grian & Shelby for so long?? They give me nostalgia vibes because Grian introduced me to both of them

(well, one through Tokyo Soul and the other through Buildswap)

AND I get Miss Jojo Solos?? I have been spoiled today fellas

[januaryarteries]

they thought school was for only ONE day

they MAD! 😬 /ref

[tsoomn]

hi tumblr.i hear we’re freaking out about the life series?