The creamy hate filled center of your universe

[lucid01]

[lucid01]

"I cant catch the vampire, because the car is a ghost!"

[lucid01]

Grilled cheese disaster

Velveta is to cheese what Sunny-D is to orange juice.

[lucid01]

The most Ohio thing Ive heard today; The most popular food item at the pork festival, is the chicken sandwhich.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sorry i don't reply more to people on this webs site. u see i do not enjoy interacting or being perceived or acknowledging the threatening realities of existing in a world alongside sentient sapient beings separate from myself. ( the philosophical ramifications are catastrophic, i'm sure u understand )

[squeiky]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

How Dare You Comprehend Me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"oh but your favorite shows are going to be delayed by the strikes" my favorite shows consistently get cancelled after 2 excellent seasons bc of the exploitive corporate greed that these strikes are fighting against

[lucid01]

Told a co-worker today, that thier voice was the audio equivilant of how vanillia extract tastes.

[lucid01]

6% brain power remaining

[lucid01]

Sailor gobbo by Lucid-01 on DeviantArt

I draw Gobbos sometimes.

A normal ammount.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so if demons are sticklers for contracts, demand high payment for their services, and have firm/specific rules regarding summoning rituals (aka the hiring process & availability of their labor)—what i'm hearing is demons are fully unionized

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

This was known at the time. Also known at the time: Osama bin Laden and al-Qaeda (a terrorist organization NOT a government) were responsible for the attacks.

Osama bin Laden (born and raised in Saudia Arabia) was the son of a billionaire who used his inherited wealth to found the terrorist group al-Qaeda

None of al-Qaeda's founders were Iraqi.

Saddam Hussein/the Iraqi government had few if any connections to Osama bin Laden/al-Qaeda

They were completely separate individuals/organizations.

Iraq was not involved in the Sept 11 attacks.

Iraq was not involved in the Sept 11 attacks.

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[retronotretro-deactivated202003]

I FOUND THE POST

[lucid01]

ADHD medication is like the ability to have the full release features of being human, for a premium subscription fee.

[lucid01]

I think ive found the way to describe how parenthood feels with your first child.

"You are bad at humaning. Can you stand there, and not kill yourself, for the length of time it takes me to eat that quiche? . . .*sigh* . . I know you cant. . . .im just hungry

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

NASA took a pic of the dark side of the moon fyi

[ajthebumblebee]

This looks like someone badly photoshopped the moon in front of the earth, and lazily added a drop shadow effect behind it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it's the public funding cuts 😞

[lucid01]

Nasa's first time using editing software.

[pukicho]

why do you hate us

Every day you all force me to fight for my life