Shrimp posting

😈EVIL POSTING FROM THE BOG😈 New plan: be so unbashfully genuine and earnest that my eventual future self cringes so hard they puke joy. programmer: they/them or just refer to me by username only.

[houseofjonn]

[impatient14]

Golden Girls was more progressive decades ago than half of America now.

[ever92]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[houndmother]

many of you just. genuinely don’t believe that people can grow and change.

[houndmother]

this is about the death penalty and its also about call out posts about people who have already apologized for things they did a long time ago and it’s also about using ‘toxic’ or ‘abuser’ as if its an immutable class of person, and its also about any other circumstance with permanent consequences or wherein you assume someone is still the same person they were.

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

[squishysphealgirls]

"you understand" is a common phrase exchanged between perverts

[dragon-in-a-fez]

maybe the ice mummy is tired of having to be strong. did you ever think of that

[dragirlinstall]

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

[threedollarsdotcom]

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

[moviequotes3]

the logic of this is making me laugh a lot 

[cherryredjasperr]

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames

[starlinedsword-deactivated20240]

addicted to overanalyzing music and applying it to my ocs

[quillith]

[catilinas]

everyone i've talked to about this has been completely unaware so: if you didn't know already, there's going to be a solar eclipse, with totality or coverage of 90% or more in some places, over a lot of europe, on august 12th 2026. in the uk it will start just after 6pm, and the maximum will be at 7:13pm.

here is a map of the path of the eclipse (from timeanddate)

get eclipse glasses if you want to look at it. it is not safe to look at through sunglasses. ok informative post over o7

[ex-libris-craux]

mostly missing me but i know a bunch of folks that are right in the path 🥰 enjoy it for me, my lovelies!

[amygdalae]

Reminder that tracing and copying are both completely valid ways of practicing an art style or making lil projects for your own enjoyment they r only bad if you're claiming credit for yourself or profiting off of them.

You can learn so much from copying your favorite artworks and you don't immediately become a plagiarist hack for using it as an exercise!

[treecitysessions]

[machinot]

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

[sanguine-humor]

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

[sanguine-humor]

he keeps me sane