[greeksblog]

What we killed was love.

[utwo]

Crooked MOTOKIT 1979 Yamaha XS400 Custom

© crooked motorcycles

[77uchiha77]

Roast Sessions - Batfam x reader

Request: Headcanons for roasting with the bat family

This was low-key short but enjoy!

So it all started with everyone’s cringy roasts on each other

You had to say something because this was just too much headassery to handle right now

Then Tim decided to say a slick joke

Which was the perfect opportunity to just go in

“Why ride a roller coaster, when you can ride me”

“Cause roller coasters actually make me scream”

Tim:

Everyone:

“THEY GOT ON YO ASS” was all that came out of Jason’s muffled laugh

Now this is where u got on everybody and became #hurtfulbae

“I know yo, back from the dead, head ass ain’t talkin” you responded catching him off guard

Jason:

Now facing a laughing Damian

“Don’t even get me started on yo batarang hairline lookin ass”

Damian:

Now it was Dick’s turn who was covering his mouth trying to laugh quietly

“I’d smash anyone and now I got an STD head ass”

Dick:

Alfred secretly recorded this roast session and replays it when he needs a good laugh

Bruce now feared you

[anothertimdrakestan]

bruce: we have to talk about patrol now, i'm not mad i just need to know what happened and why

jason, under his breath: dick do not break. we say nothing

dick, physically shaking: i- i- TIM AND DAMIAN SAID-

damian: *knocks dick out*

bruce: you can't keep knocking him out boys there could be brain damage

tim: snitches get stitches.

jason: retweet

[headcans-oneshots-and-stuff]

Batmom, standing in line at Starbucks: Batmom: This is taking forever Batmom, goes and holds Bruce’s hand: Batmom and Clark look down at intertwined hands: Batmom: You’re not my husband Clark: Indeed Bruce, standing behind Clark: You’re holding the wrong hand, darling Batmom: Are you sure? Clark and Bruce: We’re sure Batmom: I feel comitted to finishing this Starbucks experience with you Clark: I’m not paying. My wife is.  Clark, points to Lois sitting in the back of the store: Batmom: Oh, let me go back to my husband then Bruce: I’m not paying either Batmom: Oliver Queen, appearing out of nothing: Come hold my hand! I’ll buy you whatever you want. Batmom, reaching for Oliver’s hand: At least someone cares about me

Bonus

Bruce, whispering to Clark: You see the jacket she’s wearing? I bought it for her literally half an hour ago becuase she forgot her’s at home and it was a bit fresh outside. But I don’t care for her, do I now?

[mylove-natalia-romanova]

Wanda: I'm a light sleeper. I'm always ready to use my powers.

Sam: I sleep with a gun by my bed.

Bucky: I sleep with a big knife.

Y/N: Cowards.

Sam: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Y/N: Natasha.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N: When’s your birthday?

Natasha: Why, so you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

[qweenofghosts]

Talia and Ra’s al Ghul: *put Jason Todd in a Lazarus Pit*

Jason: *goes insane*

Taila and Ra’s al Ghul:

[imyourjoyy]

SEULGI ♬ U-KNOW 유노윤호 ‘Eeny Meeny’ MV

[kaori-kai]

congratulations on your solo debut kai! 🥳🤎

[everythingfox]

(Via)

[everythingfox]

[everythingfox]

Tiny unit

[everythingfox]

Thank you, Oliver

[scykedelic]

Azula is that bitch 💕

[aaliyahhsources]

“I don’t want to abandon one work for the other, and I don’t think I need to sacrifice anything to put my all into either one of them” - Aaliyah Dana Haughton (January 16, 1979 - August 25, 2001)

Happy 42nd Birthday, Aaliyah! You have managed to touch the hearts of people all over the globe with your soft legacy and gifted spirit. You are an inspiration to many people including myself. You are a light that continues to shine all around the world and you have definitely made your mark leaving us with nothing but proudness on your success. You’ve brought so many countless moments of joy and happiness over the years as your music, fashion and legacy still manages to unites the world. Till this day it still doesn’t sit well with me on how you’re not here to see how much you’re still loved by us fans and family. But one day we’ll reunite with you again with that beautiful old smile, long hair and the voice of a hummingbird, I know your blessed spirit will be watching over as we celebrate you today!! Thank you so much just for being you and giving us young girls the confidence to be the best and work the best that you can. We love you and miss you so much BabyGirl! ♥ Rest In Paradise.

[enghsaid]