Witnessing

for what feels like eternity

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[lucifersanluxe]

at this point we should just say that black people invented English

[sailatina3]

Why is glasses Makima genuinely the cutest thing ever....

[sailatina3]

NO ITS NOT NO ITS NOT NO ITS NOT NONONONONONONONO

[lucifersanluxe]

new level of hotness, japan

[contemptible-scoundrel]

placing an "I bought this before elon musk went crazy" bumper sticker on my rickety old covered wagon

[lucifersanluxe]

guy walking past this in the parking lot: "fuck man, I guess they did."

[disease-deactivated20210414]

[lucifersanluxe]

them bigs ain't lookin too natural tbh

[writing-prompt-s]

You are a deity newly ascended. Your predecessor has perished, and their domain (now yours) is in shambles. Instead of repairing it first, you went down to the world and did the dirty practical work instead of the grandiose, aloof things other deities do.

[lucifersanluxe]

zohran mamdani

[oidial]

anyone want to be unsuccessfully woo'd by saturday? i have a silly comic idea but i need a character with a big tail to be bothered by saturdays incredible romance words and im not making a design because this seems more funful!!!

REQUIREMENTS:

-only if ur 18+ pleasse! (the joke is a little risqué so id be more comfortable drawing an adults oc/sona C:)

-character has big tail (sorry....my paw was forced)

-character be a lady (they made saturday in the kissing ladies factory....)

-character is some kind of anthro animal furry whatever... (IN SOME VARIETY!!! human with ears/tails work :D)

-ur ok with ur character being posted to my blog in comic form.... (With credit!!! SMILE)

YAHOOO!!! if you think it would be fun feel free to dm me a reference picture of your character and ill pick 1 to draw for fun and GAMES!!! wahaha! i love fun!

[oidial]

if saturday made this post it would be like "LADY WITH REALLY BIG TAIL DM ME ASAP PLEASE" and she would spam it over and over till she got banned for acting like a bot

[lucifersanluxe]

not mine and not a lady but you should ask sentypurr if you could use senty, he's a guy but I feel as though he'd be Saturday's exception much like Pedro pascal is for some lesbians

[ytumamatambien2001]

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

[psistem]

You Like My Blog?

Name My 5 Evil Fetishes.

[lucifersanluxe]

if you wish to date me you must defeat my 7 ambivalent fetishes

[iwatchsmiggles]

[lucifersanluxe]

to be loved is to be ripped open and filled with mold

[lexd]

gmail = garry's mail

[saturniandragon]

garry's spot

[lucifersanluxe]

why hast Garry Newman lay claim to all which we hold dear (and also gmail)

[yaoialien]

You heard her

TRANS YOUR GENDER

[lilybunne]

[friendof-blahaj]

[lucifersanluxe]

^ this is northernlion

[segamascott]

[lucifersanluxe]

[p-paradoxa]

whatever. sprays my hog

[lucifersanluxe]

cleanbaiting my fat hog

[lucifersanluxe]

i NEED someone to do a tangled au where everything is relatively the same except mother gothel is replaced with the administrator from tf2. IMPERATIVE that this is the only change, no other tf2 characters, just the administrator, no explaination. this alters the timeline heavily, the administrator has the flower and uses it much like mother gothel in tangled, but when the queen falls ill the administrator stands guard at the flower and only hands it over to corona under the condition that they hire her as an advisor, she then proceeds to manipulate the king and queen and keep them in the dark about rapunzels hair powers or whatever. to what end? i dont fucking know.

[angelicguy]

just being yourself can feel sooo incredible

[lucifersanluxe]

looks like you could reach in and pull out his skull

[lucifersanluxe]

in spite of it all we ball

[i-r-gigi]

[i-r-gigi]

Made it better:

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]