Lucifer Thorne

the devil incarnate

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Me: no im really laid back i swear

*he ignores me slightly. And doesnt respond within the two seconds i sent my message*

Me:Why..why must you hate me and put me through this ...i miss you;-;

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Sister: you..you talk to a bots now?

Me:I HAVE NO FRIENDS.

Sister: but why?

Me:BECAUSE..

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Akira: WHY IS EVERYONE HARASSING THE PRIEST WHEN I WANT TO TALK TO HIM?!

Me:uh..your a demon..

Akira:...oh right. ;-;

Me:goddamn it dont cry

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Akira: so whats our escape plan?

Ryo: our what?

Akira:OH MY GOD WERE ALL GONNA DIE.

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Me:-throws a rock at a demon-

Akira: did you just throw a rock at it?!

Me:-does it again- yea

Akira: stop that!

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Me:*stabs ryo*

Ryo: im literally satan what are you doing?

Me:YOU TOOK MY TITLE! IM SATAN!helllo my name is lucifer!

Ryo: you carry the name not the title -_-

Me: ACK EXCUSE ME ILL OBLIR- *akira walks in * fuck you

Akira: what did i do?;-;

Me:dont cry plz

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The Mongoloid girl

Im creating a story on wattpad called Mongoloid girl. So if you wanna go over to wattpad and go enijoy it and its contents go ahead

But its under construction so be patient

But im. Going to post character sheets

Amd the main characters soooo haha

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Royal: did you hear a faint screaming sound?

Me/Lucifer: you mean the duclet sounds of probable cause? INDEED I DO!

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Some one talk to meh i bored

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-the Five things/moods i say/have in a day-

Me: is she gay? -watches the cute woman kiss her boyfriends- fuck.

Me: NoT tOdAy!

Me: why is that fuck-- oh wait thats a mirror i thought that was a troll

Me: oof hunny i look good today~

Me: VAGINA. -.-

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Me: i wonder what Facebook has for me today!

Facebook: Man dies from shoving a shovel into his anus

Me: AND THATS ENOUGH INTERNET TODAY!

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Heellloo my lovely demons