I Write Cursed Things

Fanfiction author. Mostly Formula 1 at the moment, though Supernatural is evergreen for me. I am an adult and write adult NSFW works, if you are a minor do not follow and do not interact with any of my NSFW content.

[lucithornz]

Fic Masterpost

Hey everyone! Here is my fic masterpost. Below you can find all of my completed and ongoing works. Additional links and posts about me, my writing and projects also linked at the bottom.

I try to keep this as up to date as possible with current chapter count progress etc.

Thank you for reading, and comments on my fics seriously make my day! I don't bite :]

My AO3

Luci, she/they, adult

DO NOT REPOST MY WORK ON ANY OTHER PLATFORM

Keep reading below for a Detailed List of my Fics, Permissions, Updates, Boundaries, Collabs, and Beta Reading ↓

My Fics!

A list of my ongoing and completed fics, please feel free to talk to me about them and writing in general <3

Formula 1 Fics:

Multi Chapter fics:

Grail (2/5) | Lestappen | curses, pining, falling in love | Rated E

Just One Question? (6/6) 10.4k | Lestappen | exes to lovers, padelgate, angst | Rated M

Burn Darker (4/4) 15.4k | Lestappen | vampire AU, angst, happy ending | Rated E

A Comedy of "Accidents" (6/6) 30.4k | Lestappen | omegaverse, hurt/comfort | Rated E

Red Light at Dawn (9/9) 45.8k | Lestappen | pirate au, omegaverse, angst with a happy ending, mpreg | Rated M

By the Book (2/?) | Lestappen | omegaverse, smut, FIA regulations | Rated E

Someone Else's Price (3/3) 11.1k | maxcar | omegaverse, angst, emotional hurt/comfort | Rated M

Red Horse (9/?) | Lestappen | omegaverse, slow burn, mutual pining | Rated E

One-Shots:

Say It's Unforgivable 7.8k | Choscar | Baku 2024, smut, angst, tension | Rated E

Losers Love Company 2.3k | Lestappen | padel date, sexual tension | Rated M

Spa Fever 3.7k | Lestappen | omegaverse, smut | Rated E

Top Two 1.6k | Lestappez | omegaverse, humor, threesome | Rated M

Because You Can 2.7k | Gax | Implied lestappen, emotional cheating, angst | Rated M

Community Consequences 1.8k | Lestappen | humor, sexual tension | Rated M

Just the Tip Fallacy 3k | Lestappen | omegaverse, smut, lestappen teammates | Rated E

Mine For The Taking 7.1k | Maxcar | omegaverse, winner's room, virginity kink | Rated E

Power Play 5.5k | Lestappen | Mafia AU, top Charles, dark, kidnapping | Rated E

Head First 3.2k | Choscar | omegaverse, Omega!Oscar, accidental bonding, adoption gate | Rated T

Thin Disguise 3k | Maxcar, Oscar/Zak Brown | omegaverse, angst, character study | Rated M

Once Bitten Twice Shy 8k | lestapstri | mpreg, threesome, omegaverse | Rated E

Waiting For Doomsday 9.6k | Kimichal (Kimi. R/Charles) | omegaverse, angst, alternate 2019 season | Rated E

Come Into Frame 5k | Geoscar | Sexting, humor, hookup | Rated E

Cupcake 1.8k | Maxcar | crack, food kink, come shot, dry humping | Rated E

Giving What She Got 3.4k | Oscar/everyone | girl!Oscar, free use, smut | Rated E

Guess Who He Learned That From 5.3k | Lestapstri | cheating, jealousy, Switch!Charles | Rated E

The Dotted Line 5.6k | Landoscar | Angst, Zak/Oscar, emotional hurt/comfort | Rated M

A Little South of Heaven 4.2k | Maxcar | omegaverse, menstruation, hate sex | Rated E

Accidentally On Purpose 6.2k | Gax | omegaverse, enemies to lovers, accidental bonding | Rated M

The Rabbit and The Wolf 11k | Maxcar | werewolf au, smut, red riding hood elements | Rated E

No Smoke 6.8k | Zak/Oscar, Oscmark, Oscar/mechanics | omegaverse, mpreg, rancid vibes | Rated E

Since When 4k | Logan/Charles | getting together, fluff, WAG!Logan | Rated T

No Reason to Put Up A Fight 5.3k | Maxcar | omegaverse, winner's room, sequel | Rated E

Winner's Seat 2.9k | Carcar | somnophilia, thigh fucking, dub-con | Rated E

Repercussions 1.5k | Oscar/mclaren | gangbang, induced heat, dub-con | Rated E

Puppeteer 6.5k | Oscar/Zak | curse of obedience, dub-con, thigh fucking | Rated E

Low Blow 712 | Gax | blow job, ficlet, angst | Rated M

Mis-Conception 10k | Choscar | Omegaverse, pregnancy kink, injury, humor | Rated E

Guilty Later 4k | Maxcar | omegaverse, fuck or die, Qatar 2023 | Rated E

Waiting For A Star To Fall 10k | Maxcar | wing au, hurt/comfort, falling in love | Rated M

One Step Ahead (In This Losing Game) 3k | Maxcar | angst, Qatar 2025, hookup | Rated E

Damage Control 3.1k | Lewcar | Hungary 2024, omegaverse, light angst, scenting | Rated T

I Want Your Wife to be My Baby Tonight 4.3k | Maxcar & Carcar | omegaverse, winner's room, cuckolding, Mexico 2024 | Rated E

Quick Fix 5.2k | Lestappen | pussy curse, 2022 season, mpreg, dubcon | Rated E

F1 Series:

Cutting It Fine (2 parts) | Maxcar | omegaverse, smut, angst Rated E - Part 1 Under A Bad Sign 7.3k (1/1) - Part 2 Ill Gotten 14.8k (4/4)

I Choose to Steal What You Choose to Show | Maxcar | omegaverse, winner's room, smut | Rated E - Part 1 Mine For the Taking 7.1k (1/1) - Part 2 No Reason to Put Up A Fight 5.3k (1/1) - Part 3 I Want Your Wife to be My Baby Tonight 4.3k (1/1)

Kinktober 2025! (6 fics) | Various ships | All rated E

Supernatural Fics

Our Apocrypha (4/??) | Gen/other | lore, epistolary story, missing books of the bible, canon compliant, religious text | unrated

Aurelian Cycle fics

Brilliant Disguise(12/12) No Surrender(15/?) The Sacrifice That Mattered(1/1)

Other Fandoms

Black Company fic: Winter Burns(1/1)

Slay The Princess fic: Chapter IV The Virgin(1/1)

Anon fics

Fics I have on anon due to the darker nature of the work. Most carry a Dead Dove warning so please be sure to read the tags

I Call That A Bargain 3.5k | Lestappen | omegaverse, Dead Dove, breeding program, dub-con | Rated E

Best I Ever Had 2.7k | Loscar + Landoscar | omegaverse, dub-con, breeding program, mpreg | Rated M

To Catch You 3.3k | maxcar | omegaverse, breeding, mpreg, mild dub-con | Rated E

Manuka Honey 3.9k | Oscmark | cakeverse, cannibalism, explicit sex | Rated E

Swallows 1.6k | Oscmark | power imbalance, relationship study, dub-con, dead dove | Rated M

Charity In Sin 4.2k | Maxcar | non-con, dacryphillia, explicit sex | Rated E

Pay Any Price Just to Win You 5k | lestappen | omegaverse, breeding program, dub-con | Rated E

Object 579 words | prose poem, Charles centric, social commentary | Rated G

If you see screenshots of my work posted to platforms like instagram, twitter, or tiktok please tell me. I do not post on those platforms and do not give people permission to post my work on those platforms.

Updates

If you want to know about updates to a specific project I leave my anticipated upload schedule in fic notes(usually on ch 1).

For the most recent updates follow me here. I post regularly about how specific WIPs are doing, if there are delays etc.

I am not opposed to you politely asking about updates in my comments sections, so long as you keep it respectful(or funny) and don't overdo it. I totally understand the worry over fics updating, and I take it as a compliment that you're that worried about my silly little story :] Bear in mind that if you only ever ask about updates that is considered pretty poor fandom etiquette.

Permissions

You can find a detailed list of permission regarding my works here

Boundaries

Minors - If you're a minor do not message me, and do not interact with any NSFW content I create. I am an adult, and I do write some stuff rated T, but a vast majority of my work is rated M or E and meant for an adult audience only. My tumblr especially is NSFW so please respect this boundary.

Critique - Critiques of my work are fine, though I'd prefer to not see it(don't tag me etc). Tip - Compliment sandwiches are your friend. Anything that is overly negative/harassment in comments will be deleted. Keep things civil and within reason and we'll be fine. I have thick skin, but I do this for fun and don't have time for this type of thing. If there is a serious error in a fic feel free to dm me about it. I'd rather you dm if there is a factual error or a glaring typo, rather than pointing that out in a public comment.

Inspired works - if for some reason one of my works inspires you to create your own thing(art, fic, headcanon, etc), awesome! Please tag me and stuff, I wanna see it. If you make something based off something I create, seriously I will probably cry(in a good way). Please tag me in anything you create <3

Sharing - Feel free to share my works on Twitter(for non-rpf works) or with your friends, fic clubs etc. However please do not share my RPF works on twitter or Tiktok. I'd appreciate them not being broadcast on platforms where they could be easily seen by the subjects. If you do this and I catch you I will make your life hell, I will find you and I will be holding you accountable. So watch out <3

Interacting - I seriously just love being in fandom communities. It's why I love comments so much. I just wanna chat about blorbos, ships, writing, fandom culture, and everything in between. Go nuts, comment away, tag me on Twitter, send asks on Tumblr, I promise you aren't bothering me. I am also open to hearing about dead batteries in comments/on tumblr ;)

More About Me as a Writer

Here are some posts to get a better sense of where I am as a writer, and what my tastes are with regards to storytelling.

My favorite fanfiction trope post

Weirdest places I've written fanfiction post

Beta and Collabs

Beta requests - If you are looking for a beta reader(in my fandoms) then reach out, I might very well be interested(if it's for the Aurelian Cycle the answer is a preemptive YES). Just let me know the project you're working on and the type of feedback you're looking for and I'll get back to you.

I have a pretty quick turnaround time, but I am an adult with a full time job, so it depends on how busy I am.

Writing Collabs - if you are a fellow fic writer and want to collab and write something together, yeah I'd like to talk. I've never done it before, but it sounds fun :) I am picky about ships though.

[periodicallypurple]

Thought this might help others who struggle when writing. I know I get in my head too much.

[packratimp]

#and I think because you are developing like 19 different skills simultaneously#but the ones that you're better at feel smooth and easy and therefore not noticeable#but the places where the pen drags metaphorically feel more significant#so it's like oof ouch the struggle (doesn't notice the 100 hundred things that would be very hard without practice & experience & skill)

(via @karliahs)

[happyk44]

[Text ID: I don't know who needs to hear this, but writing is hard because you care about it and you want it to be good, not because you're bad at it. /end ID]

[elismor]

a) i needed to hear this today

b) I would like to add that if you are feeling down about your writing, take a look around at what is going on in the rest of your life. Our brains are not computers. We are subject to stress and emotion and getting busy with important (and not so important) tasks. Sometimes, your brain really does run out of space for something like this. Writing is *work* and work requires resources.

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[melancholygirls]

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

[stillalittlekid]

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

[christ-with-a-why]

[tsuisuta]

pastry practice whooooooo

[cute-animals-only]

bed time

[dreamlandbarnes]

ALL THIS LOVE USED TO BE ANGER / ALL THIS ANGER USED TO BE LOVE

[mithartu]

i don't ship them i just think they could get ragebaited into having sex with each other

[inmyvampireempire]

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

this and also there’s something very beautiful about watching in progress fics grow. shout out to in progress fics <3

[meezer]

bro last night was a metaphor for penetration

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[writingdose]

“I want to write a fic about this but I don’t think anybody will be interested in it” ummm hello excuse me ma’am what do you mean you don’t think anybody will be interested in it??? YOU. YOU ARE INTERESTED IN IT???? write it because YOU are interested in it and YOU want to write about it. fanfic writing should always be first and foremost about YOUR enjoyment, not other people’s.

[wisteriagoesvroom]

is there any feeling like stumbling across a new writer and a whole series of universes opening up before you on ao3

[wisteriagoesvroom]

for FREE, mind you

[overtake]

fp1 | mexico 2025

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[eightyonefour]

OSCAR IN A WHEEL AT CLARKSON'S FARM 😭