Oh, isn’t this mistletoe idea just adorably quaint? What a thrilling opportunity for someone to get a kiss from me who might not have otherwise had a chance.
I’ll even break out my new lip gloss for the occasion. It’s winterberry flavor.
Sure, they might not otherwise have had a chance - but you and I both know you’ll be thinking of me the whole time.
I don’t even need mistletoe to kiss you, I can do it whenever I want. And you'd want it, too, it's obvious.














