Hi!

Hi! I'm Haley. 23, Australian, goated with the sauce

[outofcontextgarf]

[coolerdracula]

[tredlocity]

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[liquidcrystalsky]

two mouse cursors one desktop using Weston compositor, found out this was possible on this fedi thread

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[himynamesisnotemail]

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[chongoblog]

If I went in time ten years and told my past self that an official Pokemon Showdown-type game is something I have zero interest in getting while a Pokemon Animal Crossing style game is my Game of the Year in the same year I would have asked why I have boobs now

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[nem23]

[prokopetz]

I know it's not great from, like, a Being Functional Or Secure standpoint, but aesthetically I kind of love how websites for banks and universities and government agencies and such just sort of accrete layer upon layer of technologies without ever taking the lower layers out of the stack, and if you need to do something sufficiently obscure eventually you'll break through to some Web 1.0-looking form with a "Last Modified" footer whose timestamp isn't part of this millennium.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[dragongirlbunny]

the TSA's dick detector is the epitome of security theater. how many times have you ACTUALLY caught a woman trying to smuggle a small bomb in her panties

[dragongirlbunny]

i mean average sized bomb

[garaks-padded-cell]

Eating cereal. Cat just walked up to the open pint of milk and sneezed directly into the opening. Walked away.

[garaks-padded-cell]

She thinks ive forgiven her but we are on our way to the glue factory

[delinquentbookworm]

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

[outsidewolves]

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