[luciuss-malfoy]

Lucius [about Draco]: Did he set the house on fire?

Narcissa: That was an accident.

Bellatrix: Do you mean Draco was an accident or the fire? Because I like to tell my daughter she was a "surprise".

[luciuss-malfoy]

Narcissa: [unpacking a present for baby Draco] [holds up tiny sword in disbelieve]

Rabastan: It's finest steel.

Narcissa: Why would you get him this?

Rabastan: Well, at night he'll wish to defend himself against anyone who would harm him because-

Lucius: The night is dark and full of terrors.

Rabastan: Exactly.

Rabastan: Also, it rattles. It's a rattle sword.

[luciuss-malfoy]

Lucius: You’re being quiet.

Narcissa: No, I’m being passive aggressive.

[luciuss-malfoy]

Lucius: Narcissa's a very sophisticated woman. I can’t have her thinking I spend my time hanging with teenagers doing goofy stuff!

Regulus: That’s like all you do.

Lucius: Yeah, but I can’t have her thinking that!

[luciuss-malfoy]

[Bellatrix is training Draco]

Bellatrix: Pretty good.

Draco:

Bellatrix: For a wounded tortoise.

Lucius: Hello, son. How about you and I work on our evil laughs together?

Draco: Ugh, Father! Can't you see I'm a wounded porpoise?

Bellatrix: Yeah, I said tortoise. T. T. Tortoise.

Draco: See, Father, how mixed up you make me?

[luciuss-malfoy]

Bellatrix: [after escaping Azkaban] Okay, honestly, how bad is it?

Narcissa: Not that bad.

Lucius: Oh my god, you look minging.

Narcissa: [subtly hits Lucius]

Lucius: But... not worse than usual?

[luciuss-malfoy]

Lucius: Do you think peacocks get songs stuck in their heads?

Narcissa: Oh my God, I don’t know, Lucius… go to sleep.

[luciuss-malfoy]

[Lucius has accidentally drunk Veritaserum]

Narcissa: He keeps saying he wants to talk to me. I'm afraid he's gonna tell me he loves me or propose marriage or something.

Bellatrix: I'll keep him away from you.

[later]

Lucius: Have you seen Narcissa?

Bellatrix: Narcissa died eight years ago.

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Manchester !

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Section XIV (Prunksaal der Österreichischen Nationalbibliothek)

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The Puff Adder is responsible for causing the most snakebite fatalities in Africa owing to various factors, such as its wide distribution, frequent occurrence in highly populated regions, and aggressive disposition.

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Harry Potter Graphics Challenge

// Streamlined from Asks by x

Hogwarts House ⟶ Slytherin

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Malfoy Manor moodboard

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Malfoy Manor interior dining room concept design.

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Crathes Castle, Aberdeen, Scotland 

photo via emilie