practically royal

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You're all my family, in a way, and I love you all - apart from Snape, who I don't really trust.

Regulus Black

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I'm having a natural childbirth in that it's natural to take drugs that lessen excruciating pain.

Narcissa Malfoy

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Teddy: Not everything on the internet is true. Scorpius: So there's not beautiful singles in my area dying to meet me?

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Bellatrix: There isn't anything you can say to stop me! Regulus: Oh yeah? What if I said ... blargen fediddle no-hip? Bellatrix: Bellatrix: Well I'll admit, that slowed me down.

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Teddy: Good afternoon and thank you all for being here. During these proceedings, we will determine how to properly deal with men who wear shorts in temperatures lower than thirty-two degrees Fahrenheit or zero degrees Celsius. Delphi: Ride by on roller skates and spray paint their exposed legs a stunning mauve hue. Teddy: Motion passed, council adjourned.

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I am not in danger, I am the danger.

Bellatrix Lestrange

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Charlie: If I was the last person on Earth, would you date me? Tonks: Char... If you were the last person on Earth, I wouldn’t exist.

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Is it true that you can make Father do anything you want? Like if you said he had to eat a bug, he'd eat it even if it had lots of legs?

Draco (to Narcissa)

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Teddy: You bought us gifts? Delphi: Oh, I wouldn’t say bought exactly… I obtained.

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I really value when people use violence for me, it's actually one of my love languages.

Bellatrix Lestrange

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Sirius: He's like the dad I never had. James: You don’t have a dad? Sirius: I mean I do, but he sucks.

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RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different. And better. Maybe even better than the gods.

Delphi Black Gaunt

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Snape: I understand that we'll probably never be friends. Regulus: You can leave out the "probably".

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Andromeda: Have you made a dent in your reading list? Tonks: I finished it! Andromeda: You read eleven books? Tonks: I read the list.

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To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn't just about horses, I lost interest.

Teddy Lupin

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Draco: Mum! That boy hit me! Narcissa: What am I, your bodyguard? Hit him back!

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Horny doesn’t always mean wanting to have sex. Sometimes it means wanting to be beat up or stabbed or something.

Bellatrix Lestrange