Black Clover

Black Clover stuffs.

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Liebe, eating dino nuggets and drops one on the floor: This is even sadder than the time I literally watched my mother figure get murdered in front of me.

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Yami: What became clearer as you got older?

Nacht: Why the grinch lived alone with his dog.

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Asta: Hey guys, I don’t think Mimosa is waterproof.

Yuno: I think he’s trying to say that Mimosa is drowning.

Noelle: Ah, okay.

Noelle: WAIT WHAT-

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Mars: I used to get medical experiments done on me.

Lotus: Finally, an explanation.

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Finral: We’re family! Families talk about things.

Langris: No, Finral, families ignore things until they go away.

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Charmy: Stressed? Lemon tea.

Gordon: Nauseous? Green tea.

Nero: Insomia? Chamomile tea.

Grey: Human interaction? Anxie-tea.

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Luck: What’s up?

Yami: Nothing, just checki-

Yami: WHY DOES THE WALL HAVE A HUMAN SHAPED HOLE?!

Magna: See?? I told you he’d notice!

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Noelle: What are you doing?

Luck: Getting ready for a fight.

Noelle: I’ve never known you to need to “get ready” for a fight.

Noelle: I thought it was your natural state.

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Magna: Why’s my hand shaky?

Luck: Your bone is ready to hatch.

Magna:

Magna: Please never open your mouth again.

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Finral: I’ve conquered my fear of ghosts!

Vanessa: That’s the spirit!

Finral: Oh fuck. Where?

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Yami: William, I’m afraid.

William: Just stay close to Mereoleona.

Yami: That’s why I’m afraid.

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Klaus: Some if you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

Mimosa: …we’re playing Monopoly?

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Lucifero: Is four a lot?

Adrammelech: Depends on the context.

Adrammelech: Murders? No.

Adrammelech: Bananas? Yes.

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Luck: I just tried making a reservation at the library.

Gauche: You don’t need a reser-

Luck: But I couldn’t get one.

Gauche: Please stop talking.

Luck: It was fully…

Gauche, about to lose it: Don’t.

Luck: Booked.

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Nacht: When I die, donate my entire body to science.

Nacht: Except for my middle finger, send that to Yami.

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Zora: Life means suffering until we eventually die.

Finral, concerned: What happened?

Vanessa, rolling her eyes: The coffee machine is broken.

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Yami: I’m telling you, my children are completely fine.

Magna: Yami! Asta tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it’s broken!