{I apologize guys. I’ve been taking care of older relatives during this lockdown business so I’ve been just popping on to spam some people’s pms}
we're not kids anymore.
No title available

No title available

Kiana Khansmith

#extradirty
h

Andulka
Mike Driver

roma★

No title available
taylor price
Show & Tell

shark vs the universe
Monterey Bay Aquarium

PR's Tumblrdome

★

Origami Around
sheepfilms
Misplaced Lens Cap

Product Placement

seen from France

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Hong Kong SAR China

seen from Canada
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Vietnam
seen from United States

seen from Maldives
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Germany

seen from United States

seen from Indonesia
seen from Italy

seen from Singapore

seen from Japan
seen from United Kingdom
@luckyclxver
{I apologize guys. I’ve been taking care of older relatives during this lockdown business so I’ve been just popping on to spam some people’s pms}
*Aggressively plays mariachi during a shootout*
{Wait why is half of my dash a fandom I’ve never been in in my life? No offense but I might start unfollowing because I just don’t care to read about some fandoms. Not that they are bad, just un interested in them.}
“You’re not getting away this time!” (from Norman)
@syntheticisolation - norman
“Ah Shite...”
She really shouldn’t have told them to go on, but Clover had a bad feeling about this heist. They needed to get out as soon as possible.
This was probably why.
Someone other than Gensec, Someone competent, showed up earlier than expected and the heister was almost out the window with the bag on her back.
Luckily it was lighter jewelry, but still. The guy caught her.
She stepped on out onto the fire escape, pulling her gun on him.
“C’mon, love.. I don’t wanna shoot a cutie like you.”
Was she serious or fucking with him? Who knew.
Starters | Heroes & Villains
|HERO|
“You’re not getting away this time!”
“Your tools are impressive, but they can’t beat natural born power.”
“Don’t you ever grow weary of the same routine?”
“You’re a monster.”
“I must say, of all the people I put behind bars, you’ve got to be the worst.”
“I don’t want to play your sick mind games, I’m not one of your victims!”
“You can’t control me like you can your little puppets, can you?”
“Ugh, I feel bad for whoever has to sort all this mess out.”
“I’m just…tired. I’m tired of everyone’s lives lying on my shoulders.”
“Why can’t these people just learn to take care of themselves?”
“I enjoy my work, I’m a savior! I wouldn’t trade that for anything!”
|VILLAIN|
“What’s the matter, are you afraid of me? Good.”
“I have to say, you are giving me quite a bit of trouble.”
“You’re about to piss me off, brat.”
“Come on, you can get out of that, can’t you? At least try.”
“Go on, at least put on a show if you’re going to challenge me.”
“The last guy didn’t end up so well, if you’ve heard. I admire your bravery.”
“As much as I appreciate tenacity, I don’t appreciate annoying flies interrupting my plans.”
“Now that I’ve got you, what should I do first?”
“Relax, kiddo. Not everyone’s out here for mass murder or world domination. Maybe I just wanted to take this car for a joy ride.”
“Why do you always have to ruin my fun?”
“Why did I turn bad? Why do heroes ask such inane questions?”
“You don’t need to understand me, I don’t WANT you to understand me!”
“Not everyone can be pulled into the light, hero.”
❥ 𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 .
another meme inspired by devotedecay’s format ! tw for violence, blood, mature themes. send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to … ( add ❝ reverse ❞ if you’d like to see how my muse would preform the action ! )
[ deck ] your muse decking mine in the face.
[ punch ] your muse punching mine anywhere / or specify.
[ pin ] your muse forcibly pinning my muse beneath them.
[ straddle ] your muse forcing mine to the ground and straddling them.
[ scratch ] your muse raking mine with their nails / claws.
[ bite ] your muse biting mine.
[ turn ] your muse rolling from beneath to atop my muse.
[ wall ] your muse pinning mine against a wall.
[ snarl ] your muse snarling / growling at mine.
[ curse ] your muse cursing at / cursing mine out.
[ tug ] your muse gripping mine’s hair.
[ kick ] your muse kicking mine anywhere / or specify.
[ point + gun ] your muse holding mine at gun point.
[ point + knife ] your muse holding mine at knife point.
[ mock ] your muse mocking mine.
[ sweep ] your muse knocking mine off their feet.
[ grab ] your muse grabbing mine forcibly.
[ shoot ] your muse shooting my muse anywhere / or specify.
[ stab ] your muse stabbing my muse anywhere / or specify.
[ break ] your muse breaking any of mine’s bones / or specify.
[ strangle ] your muse choking mine out.
[ shove ] your muse shoving mine forcibly.
[ bruise ] your muse making mine bruise.
[ under ] your muse shoving mine underwater.
[ attempt ] your muse attempting to kill mine.
[ bare ] your muse baring their teeth at mine.
[ threaten ] your muse threatening mine.
[ spit ] your muse making mine spit blood.
[ bleed ] your muse making mine bleed.
[ burn ] your muse burning mine.
[ corner ] your muse cornering mine.
[ throat ] your muse wrapping a hand around mine’s throat.
[ challenge ] your muse challenging mine.
[ cut ] your muse cutting mine.
Violent/Painful Starter Pack
🤜 - Punch my Muse in the…
Stomach.
Jaw.
Nose.
Mouth.
Cheek.
Shoulder.
Back.
Ribs.
Chest.
You choose.
👟 - Kick my Muse in the…
Stomach.
Back.
Ribs.
Chest.
Shin.
Bottom.
Hip.
Waist.
Cheek.
You choose.
🔧 - Beat my Muse with a…
Wrench.
Baseball bat.
Wooden plank.
Belt.
Nunchucks.
Broken bottle.
Brass knuckles.
Hammer.
Chain.
You choose.
🔪 - Cut my Muse in the…
Stomach.
Back.
Ribs.
Chest.
Leg.
Hip.
Waist.
Face.
Neck.
You choose.
🗣 - Tell them…
“You’re worthless!”
“I never loved you.”
“I hate you.”
“I never want to see you again!”
“You’re disgusting.”
“I wish you were never born!”
“You ruin everything, just like always!”
“You’re nothing but a burden.”
“I wish you were dead!”
You choose.
An absolutely gorgeous gilt Dagger, Spain, Toledo, ca. 1884, from Czerny’s International Auction House.
He wheezed at the new pain in his torso, slowly sliding his hands to the buckles and connections of the breastplate.
Jackson was highly confused at why the woman didn’t just kill him.
That’s what they always do with Cloakers, right? Shoot first and ask questions later?
Once he’d thrown his armor to the side, he started a coughing fit from the exertion; turning his head away from her as to not cough any blood on her. “S-sorry.”
Why the hell was he trying to be a gentleman to a criminal?
“What now, Ma’am?”
She couldn’t help but smirk at his gentlemanly actions
“Stay still, love.”
Clover spent the next few seconds getting rid of the outfit blocking the way, taking the flashlight of her gun and propping it on her shoulder to hold under her cheek.
She felt at his back in the same area; looking over his exposed skin while doing so. There were so many scars. There was also no exit wound. Shit.
“We’re gonna need t’go somewhere. Can’t get that out right here.”
Bejewelled German sword, 18th century.
from The Dresden Armory
“I’d love to RP but I’m not sure how our muses can interact!”
Need some starter ideas? These might be really useful for muses from different fandoms or canon divergent characters.
Somehow a muse has crossed into a parallel world or through time and space. Pretty easy thing if magic, miracles, time travel or far future technologies are involved with one of the muses. This makes for plenty of possibilities for one character to explore the world of the other!
A muse has gotten in trouble. This works great when one muse is a lawyer, doctor, or detective. Plenty of opportunities to use injured memes here.
Kidnapped! And oldie but really handy if there’s a villain muse, kidnapping someone either because they needed a car and a driver, or to ransom or make a super hero squirm. Bonus points if you kidnap the wrong person!
“I’d like to hire you.” One muse is looking for a new bodyguard, chauffeur, a private detective, nanny, hacker or escort and wants to hire the other muse for their talents.
Collateral damage. Both muses are in a dangerous situation caused by someone or something else. You didn’t mean to get stuck inside the Disney store at Times Square when a super villain dropped a truck in front of the door, but you are now!
“I needed a change.” A great idea for canon divergent characters, a muse literally moves away from their past life and settles somewhere else. This is a great option for characters that lived through an experience (even though they might have otherwise died) and wanted to get away from what caused it. This also works for someone looking for a fresh start.
ABALONE DAMASCUS KNIFE | LISTING
Indie non selective Mr. White from Reservoir Dogs. Sideblog to @masterminding-my-manners
Verses / Info / Rules
Indie non selective Mr. Blonde from Reservoir Dogs and Payday 2 Sideblog to @smartvulpix
Verses / Rules / Bio
Indie non selective Mr. Pink from Reservoir Dogs and Payday 2 Sideblog to @smartvulpix
Verses / Rules / Bio
Every “dog” has its day.
Rules | Promo credit.
Semi-selective Mr Orange from Reservoir Dogs, as penned by Majesty.
Follows returned from majesticmuses.