Ramblings in my head

Just things I think about

[luckyguppy]

I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can

Sleep in the car because people woN'T TURN THEY'RE FUCKING BRIGHTS OFF

[mmilhouse]

[foodchewer]

somebody fucked up

[luckyguppy]

No this is glorious

[kristenschaals]

[luckyguppy]

Key word: might

[itsagifnotagif]

I feel like everyone should know this

Keep reading

[luckyguppy]

I feel like I just got Rick-rolled....

[luckyguppy]

I HATE SEEING GAY GUYS HOLDING HANDS AND SHIT IN PUBLIC

'Cause I mean that's just two more people that aren't gonna find me attractive :(

[colehersch]

[luckyguppy]

This person is strange

But they know what they want

I like them

For both reasons

:D

[shittyidea]

Diarrhoea? Eat a stick of glue it will stick the poop together

[luckyguppy]

I feel like this is the epitome of "shitty ideas" I feel like this must be applauded

[twosillycorgis]

[roslips]

Anybody else thinking about dick?

[chestking]

If I don’t reblog this assume I died

[luckyguppy]

If I ever wrote a book

I'd put my actual phone number in it as one of the main character's just to see if there was anybody who loved the book so much that they would call it. Maybe I'd give them a prize Take them to get some pizza or something

[luckyguppy]

Actually conversation with my parents at IHOP

Dad: why are you eating like that? (I have OCD when I eat sometimes. I.e. Bite sandwich, eat fry, bite pickle, take a drink, and repeat till I run out of something or I'm full) Me: Idk dad I've got issues Mom: *laughs* your issues have issues Me: *laughs* I know they started group therapy sessions

[luckyguppy]

Wanna be nosy. . . here's your chance.

0: Height

1: Virgin?

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What your last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

[weirdnessisgood]

[scab1-deactivated20170820]

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

[foreveralone-lyguy]

[kingsleyyy-deactivated20160914]

sometimes i wonder if this website is okay

[luckyguppy]

It's not but we love it anyway

[rayinberkeley]

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

[luckyguppy]

This is just amazing

[catasters]

[iguanamouth]

to pass you first must answer the riddle of the sphynx

[luckyguppy]

Alright what's the riddle?

[showerthoughtsofficial]

If 666 is the mark of the beast then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil

[luckyguppy]

I don't understand why this makes me so happy

[consivanqueen]