wildflower

seeing the stars makes me dream

[not-aliens]

i love 90s television all these high quality fabrics got me so turned on i almost passed out

[dreaminghour]

[uss-edsall]

Does anyone have this picture

But it’s a parody of Master and Commander’s opening title

I swear I have seen this before and I cannot for the life of me find it

[kesslersymbolic]

This image?

[uss-edsall]

YES

[eddardsharpe]

[vmae]

I’m watching bridezillas and can’t get over this stripper’s name

[merethic]

[heatandapathy]

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

Edit: added source from YouTube.

Thanks lads! :3

[greghatecrimes]

House drugged that coffee btw

[meraarts]

It’s even better than that. He didn’t drug that coffee, but the other one, the one he isn’t offering to Wilson. He did this because he (rightfully) assumed Wilson would not trust him and ask for House’s coffee instead.

Also noteworthy is that when Wilson drugs House through coffee this very same episode, he does it by drugging the offered cup, because he knows House would never even think to suspect him.

They are insane.

[hollowboobtheory]

oh this orange is going to be so fucking dry and juiceless

[hollowboobtheory]

you seeing this shit my liege???

[hollowboobtheory]

peeled off one of the sections and i was like that’s what bad pussy sounds like

[hollowboobtheory]

get her ass

[autismfox]

That’s a yellow

[lillysilverus]

[sun-ni-day]

[cinemaocd]

One day I will publish my book When Photographers Attack: A retrospective of silly photoshoots and there will be an entire chapter devoted to the X-files.

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

[oldbookist]

this guidebook from 1831 says the water from the seine is good but “has a laxative quality”…girl that is the cholera

[oldbookist]

happy olympics everyone

[oifaaa]

I dont know what it is about this picture of Robert Irwin holding a koala but to me it does look like the koala photoshopped Robert Irwin into the picture to make itself seem cooler

[asterkid-deactivated20150106]

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

[girlstressed]

i dont need a "career" i already have a 9 to 5 its called listening to my music while making flop posts for my three active mutuals

[firefox-official]

i get why people were criminals back in the day. if i was running from the cops in the thirties and i turned around and saw three horses and a model t id probably slow down to a light jog

[rozunderpressure]

... You... You think you can outrun a horse?

[firefox-official]

in the 1930s yeah. I did a lot of cardio

[rozunderpressure]

Back when you were around in the 1930s?

[firefox-official]

yeah back in the 1930s

[sophie531896273240810891]

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

[sophie531896273240810891]

i literally get what marie kondo was talking about now

[sophie531896273240810891]

bc everyone keeps requesting to see it filled :)

[lew-basnight]

I don’t know how long I’ve been here. Time seems to pass differently. But the place is cozy and private so I have no complaints. And whenever I’m hungry, I go outside with my bowl and walk down the hill to the shore. Sometimes the lake is made of soup. Sometimes it’s huge pasta noodles the size of barges. Sometimes it’s breakfast cereal. Sometimes it’s dumplings the size of great whales. I dip my little bowl and take a portion and carry it back up to the house.

Today I found a new bowl! In its center is a little hill with a little house. I will carry it down to the shore and fill it up, and whomever lives in that little house can have a tiny portion of my meal. I hope they have a nice bowl to put it in..

[ir0n-angel]

tags by @crackinglamb​

[yayoroses]

I deserve to have my hair played with every night

[sweetlambeyed]

forget freak. who's gonna match my cringe.

[ohdannyboyy]