Lucy Lewd @lucy-lewd - Tumblr Blog

seanbonner

didney-worl-no-uta

cicadachild-deactivated20191130

my stomach hurts

captainamerica-inmiddleearth

Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

warpedchyld

I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up

startrekrenegades

[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]

rebelbluebird

hallucination

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers… and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

Hunter S. Thompson (via utrippy)

lagonegirl

Of course you don’t. Free college might hinder the school-to-prison pipeline your prison owning donors depend on

do-not-come-home-without

Hey, she’s not “owned” by ANYONE. She’s a progressive-fem who receives large sums of money from ppl, but that ain’t mean she bought hunty😊😊 , That Sanders 🐍 Snake 🐍 on the other hand…. Trying to provide free education will never work boo-boo😘 it’s failed, in LIKE. All the countries who have it. #leavechillaryalone

angelofsunshine99-deactivated20

She is a walking paradox.

lucy-lewd

do-not-come-home-without, I am baffled. I mean, you’ve got to be kidding, right? Please show me the statistics in which every country that has tried (or is trying) free healthcare has failed or is failing. Comparatively speaking, those countries are thriving, you twat. An educated people is a powerful people... And the government doesn’t want that.

#politics #democrat #republican #bullshit #free education

rosewater-bby

transientclassics

“Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?”

Bill Hicks (via blesslordshiva)

blackshuckofficial-deactivated2

me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants

I absolutely love the idea of someone looking normal on the outside, and then having a super secret kinky other side to them. Someone wearing regular clothes on the outside, and something lacey and revealing underneath.

#personal #nsfw #panties #underwear #lace #incognito #secretly sexy

Making coffeeeee! Would rather your gal make you coffee topless or bottomless? I typically make it wearing just panties, but my lil buns were just tooooo cold this morning!