you've reached the house of unrecognized talent.

hi i'm logan and i'm a bird. i like lots of things. this is my blog.

[lude-jaw]

@hypnotized-so-mesmerized @anakinskywa1ker @taeberrycake @probeuranus @chantelthecatmom @vlada-zaguzina8inipbo @ak47mobsucios-blog @puppyluuvvaa @diromanti-blog @ashtray-heart1 @tiny-aphroditea @yumyummaestro @spockishot @verdi-into-you @chelseyy-t @michellleywelly-blog @francisco6363-blog @lost-much @caotrima @thebelovedmrshughes @angelodelsangue @alfridaria @cloutqueenn-blog @only---fools @movielalagifs @obviouslyawhitegirl @humming-bird-moth @agameda @a-national-acrobat @strawberry-french-toast @cclaairre @jainaymadden @seewhatif @kelga @politicsandpennyloafers @nudedoodes @analsexist @jobassa @eastofeternity @hopingforsunshine @grifgraf @foreverballsack @noneofyournonsense @siaynoq @beunitedinspirit @mozartsncrafts @schumannclara @scene360 @a-morose-misanthrope @jen-solo @emmajeandelia @riverbluewild-blog @undreamedshores12 @strictlywhelmed @hygrz @poopstel @magneeter @jonathanjamessutherland @a-blue-shell @musicalwaysfindsaway @apollogising @awkwardheart @sarabear10 @novillus-blog @truly-madly-stupendoulsly @casparcollins @thefillybay-blog-blog @big3killedmybaby @black-aqua @shutupandeatyourketchup @faireitall @gunit92 @hollieemaee @adashofcayenne @violet-oxide @queenheraa-blog @constantcaprice-blog @sharms-shegs-gigantoobs @hateonmymind @river-country @land-of-tomorrow @menstruacion @gayisalwaysfun @skyrim-master007 @toomuchcaffeineinyourbloods-blog @mylittleliarr @lotharjohn-blog @ayythere @kristopherlovesdeansfreckles @hardcorenerdophile @bessylisset @omgchandlerbing-blog @lefthandchaos @fireflyingtardis @boguschuck @beautify-the-misfits @mewrinho @phoenix-sky @lukes-skywalking @beelzebumblebee 

ok

[thereadersdesire]

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

life is just one ibuprofen after the other

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

the next ibuprofen will fix me

[calamitysong]

i miss being able to take the battery of my phone out and just hold it

[calamitysong]

is it too much to ask? to be able to hold my phone’s heart in my hand again?

[batsquatchin]

good night!

[officialspec]

what's the tour montarvaprpawrqr or whatever french shit that word is?

ok im gonna infodump about fucked up buildings for a second so this is probably gonna be long

tour montparnasse in paris is my least favourite building in the entire world and i am slightly obsessed with it just bc of how much it sucks. its an office building and if you saw it from up close you might think ok this is a building. like its a little bland but theres nothing special about it

but then you zoom out a little 

wow!!! what the fuck. that is so ugly. it literally looks like someone jammed a tv remote into the earth and i hate it so much. also this is paris so this monstrosity is within BLOCKS of the eiffel tower and just completely destroys the view. its so evil that there is now an 8 storey building limit in the area to prevent anything this criminal from happening again

some other shitty buildings i like include marina city chicago aka the corn cob buildings, which were designed with the idea in mind of a building with no right angles since ‘right angles do not appear in nature’

and rainier tower in seattle, which honestly just makes me anxious

but my FAVOURITE shitty building is part of the sydney university of technology (uts) campus

not just because it looks like someone made a building out of wet cardboard, but because the original design sketch is a work of art and it makes me cry laughing every time i look at it

behold 

fucking impeccable. thank u for listening

[quiet-nymph]

[guerrillatech]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Give a man a gun and he’ll rob a bank……

Give a man a bank and he’ll rob everyone.

[shinosarna]

who radicalized jeff

[historical-nonfiction]

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

[omegajako]

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

[garbage-empress]

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.

[lilla-cabot-perry]

Playing by Heart, 1897, Lilla Cabot Perry

[generalmori]

Guillermo del Toro: That’s exactly how I shot it––like a sex scene.

[whirlingatoms]

[thecollectibles]

Avatar: The Last Airbender by Flesh.png

[fradine]

Cate Blanchett in The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)

[via-appia]

Mosaics from the Episcopal Basilica in Stobi, Macedonia

Byzantine, 5th - 6th century

[cgmfindings]

Gem Set Snake Earrings    c. 1900

Entwined snakes decorated with calibré-cut emeralds and rubies