Not at the table, Carlos.

[ludgate-blog]

Interviewer: Andy, how did you prepare for this match?

Andy Roddick: I was playing Angry Birds...

[parks-and-rex]

Clear bra straps aren’t invisible bra straps and they make you look like you’re stuffed in a six-pack ring.

quote me on that (via kellyoxford)

[ludgate-blog]

Could I seriously, please have your url?

No, but if I ever do give it up I will let you know!

[cudlife-blog]

[ludgate-blog]

cudlife:

The Young Wizard and I.

[ludgate-blog]

[gasstation]

[ludgate-blog]

gasstation:

Hangover 2 Cast

Justin Bartha, have you no shame?!

[galentines]

[ludgate-blog]

Here is to hoping that the Spurs play 4 solid quarters tonight and not only 2. Lightning doesn't strike twice and we got ridiculously lucky in Game 5. Get it together, guys. GO SPURS!

[witstream]

[ludgate-blog]

witstream:

Not sure what the big deal is about Obama releasing his birth certificate? WATCH THIS.

[gq]

Cute Childhood Photo of Our President

Obama dressed up as a very adorable pirate, with his mom in Hawaii. Feel the wrath of his mini-sword, birthers.

(via nytimes)

[808sandanklebreaks]

Kobe bitching a fit.

[ludgate-blog]

Kobe Bryant is an asshole. Not to say I had much (or any) respect for him before, but I have absolutely none as of now. Not only does he throw an immature fit, but his go to insult is to call the ref a "fucking faggot". There are so many respectable guys in this league and it's sad that he is put into the same category as most of them. It has nothing to do with the fact that he wears the most hated colors in San Antonio (purple and yellow). I'd lose just as much respect for Tim Duncan if he proved to be such a classless asshole. I'd probably lose more respect for him because I hold him to such a high standard. Kobe, you have been playing in this league since 1996. You can no longer blame your childish outbursts on being young and stupid. Don't be such an asshole.

[ludgate-blog]

Am I imagining this or is the Spurs B-team tied with the Lakers at half-time? Do they realize that our three starters are sitting tonight out? Just checking...

[gq]

Zach Galifianakis Tackles The World’s Problems For Us In Mad Lib Form

For instance: “Personally, I think Sarah Palin is MARKETABLE and I would like to BUY her.”

(photo: Martin Schoeller)

[ludgate-blog]

Perfect man is perfect.

[mroge]

New Era - The Rivalry Begins 2011

love this. “Just like fire does not have a rivalry with kindling, lawn mowers don’t have a rivalry with grass, America does not have a rivalry with Costa Rica” 

[ludgate-blog]

BEST. COMMERCIAL. EVER.

[ludgate-blog]

So not looking forward to biology today...

[ludgate-blog]

Best fake Smithsonian advertising ever.

[ludgate-blog]

JETER'S REACTION AFTER ANDRUW JONES' SLIDING CATCH! I can't handle them. I love this team. (Yes, I am forced to watch from my computer.)