summary: you take your long-time friend as your plus one to your dad's wedding. you catch the bouquet. maybe that's when you start agreeing with the internet that . . . lando norris is a little more than a long-time friend to you.
a/n: thank you to anon for the request i had no idea they were dating LOL this was so fluffy
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I CANT BREATHE LANDO WAS AT THE SAME HOTEL AS ME
user1 you rich rich, then
user2 she probably gets paddock passes for doing her chores
user3 guys why are we hating on this girl let her be excited 😭 i would be too
user4 what hotel is it?
landossluttywaist he's gone now (this was as he was leaving) but it was the four seasons in philly
user5 thanks for respecting his privacy and not posting until he left!
landossluttywaist lol i love him but at the end of the day he's just a human who doesn't need people hounding him 24/7
user6 but what is he even there for??? philadelphia??? there's ltr nothing interesting there...
user7 idk bradley cooper is the best thing to come out of that town
user7 omg and also they won the super bowl
user7 but that was a long time ago
user8 maybe he's just an eagles fan
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gigihadid My darling B, what a wonderful thing it is that we found each other. I can't believe we're now married — I'm still smiling, because such happiness carries on for a long time. You are so kind, so sweet, so caring, so utterly magical. I am beyond lucky to have you. Your belief in me makes me who I am today and who I will be. This new chapter will be a long life, full of laughter, full of a new family.
∞ Always, your G.
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yourinstagram i'm so happy for you and dad <33 you are an amazing person and you bring so much light to our family! your dress was gorgeous but even more so was you. hope you have a great time on your honeymoon
gigihadid I love you so much ;) Thanks for coming. There's so much love in the air!! 💐
yourinstagram hey, hey, we talked about this
gigihadid I didn't make the rule
user1 i love how well they go together
user2 bro if my step-mom was gigi hadid.
user3 wait wait wait did y/n catch the bouquet???
user4 omg
user5 actually radiant
bellahadid best wishes from your baby sister 💕
gigihadid ❤️❤️❤️
user6 do they know they're real
user7 omg bella drop the fit i NEED to know what you wore cause gigi's dress is already blowing all my expectations out of water
user8 man if only bradley had insta
user9 this is how i find out bradley cooper and gigi hadid are dating whaaaaat
user10 me too girl me too
user11 why is this the only post with photos????? i need to see all of it
user12 maybe they agreed not to post until after a certain time or like gigi got to post first cause yk it's her wedding
user13 bella posted!
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yourinstagram to the two of you 🥂
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user1 omg y/n paints?? did she do that?
yourinstagram yes 🙂↕️ i gave it to them as a sort of wedding gift!
user1 aww that's so cute thanks for sharing with us <3 it's a beautiful drawing
user2 oh gosh that's such a beautiful place 🥺
user3 y/n were you at the bachelorette
yourinstagram hell yeah
user4 we need the photos baddie
yourinstagram maybe someday, lol
user5 wait where did they get married
user6 philly, the last pic is where they announced their engagement
user5 ohhh no wonder
user7 lando you sly dog why are you in the likes
user8 well they're friends
user9 dyt he went to the wedding
user10 tbf wasn't he in philly a few days ago it's not crazy
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f1gossipofficial Lando Norris was seen at the wedding of Gigi Hadid and Bradley Cooper.
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user1 I KNEW IT
user2 you guys are crazy 😭 how could you even tell those were him
user3 he's with YN IN ALL OF THEM
user4 where did these even come from
user5 isnt he dating magui??
user6 lando?
user5 yeah
user6 probably, but he and y/n are good friends
user5 shit man they look good together
user6 what do you mean these are all 120p quality
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f1gossipofficial Formula 1's YouTube account posted a full video of Y/N Cooper and Lando Norris on a Hot Lap.
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user1 why is this gossip it's literally just a video
user2 the way he looked at her and she started screaming at him 😭 poor guy just wanted some eye contact
user3 she's so precious but jesus the amount of swear words out of that girl's mouth
user4 lando wasn't even shocked he was like well lol oops
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yourinstagram lucky
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user1 LANDOS LUCKY CHARM SPOTTED
mclaren might need to keep you around in the paddock more often
yourinstagram 😕 'fraid i have a job
user2 oh she knows shes hot
user3 someone tell her we're not in texas anymore
user4 who cares she served
lando photo credits where??
user5 stop being a pick me lando
user6 yn is this man bothering you
user7 he just needs everyone to know
yourinstagram let me breathe lan i can't like all these comments trashing you fast enough
user8 i love her already
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f1gossipofficial Lando Norris and Y/N L/N after the Las Vegas Grand Prix
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user1 shit? shit!
user2 "we're friends" NO YOURE DATING
user3 are we sure that's lando?? it looks like y/n but we can't see the guys face
user4 yeah idk there are plenty of brunettes out in vegas
user5 def yn tho shes wearing the same top in her last insta post
user6 she's so glad rn bradley doesn't have insta lol
user7 is gigi going to rat her out??
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you spot him slouched against the side of the taco truck, curls flattened from sweat and his own hands. there's powdered sugar on his lips. his phone's in one hand, the other holding a half-eaten churro.
lando sees you and his face changes.
"you came," he says, voice a little hoarse. "finally."
you walk up, wobbly on your heels, heart all over the place. "yeah. i had to. you were being dramatic."
"i'm hard," he says instantly. "and i missed you."
you nearly trip. "lando."
he shrugs, eyes dragging down your body without shame. "look at you. fuck. that top's killing me."
you’re giggling before you can stop it. "you're drunk."
"so are you. and you kissed me."
"you kissed me first, okay?"
"you were straddling me. in the club."
you pause. "you asked me to sit in your lap. you liked it."
lando nods. "loved it, yeah."
you're both quiet for a second. he's watching your mouth and you're watching the way his chest moves when he breathes. his hoodie's sliding off one shoulder and your fingers twitch like they want to touch him.
"you're so pretty it's making me insane," lando says. "like i want to fuck you and cuddle you at the same time and i don't know what to do about it."
you're breathless. "jesus."
"don't call him." your noses almost touch. "call me."
you laugh into his neck. "you're ridiculous."
"you're glowing" lando mumbles, hands sliding down your sides. "like. actually glowing. i can't believe i've known you this long and didn't do something about it."
you tilt your head back. "do something now."
he kisses you like you're a prize he's earned, slow, filthy, so hungry it makes your knees weak. his hands are all over--waist, hips, ass, back under your top like he needs to feel skin now.
you break away, panting. "lando, we're at a taco truck."
"yeah," he says, mouth all over your jaw. "so hurry up and let's leave. before i do something i'll get arrested for."
you grin. "you're such a slut."
"only for you."
he laces your fingers together and starts walking backward toward the street, still staring at you like you're his first and last meal.
"wait," you say, dizzy from everything. "what about your churro?"
"don't need it," he says. "got something sweeter now."
so um….looks like Bradley Cooper (goy) has been cast to play Leonard Bernstein, a Jewish man, in his upcoming film Maestro (a biopic about a real Jewish composer). rather than hiring a Jewish actor to tell a story about a Jewish man, they cast a goy…who will be wearing a prosthetic nose.
and if that weren’t enough - they cast Carrie Mulligan, an Irish woman, to play Leonard’s wife…who was a Latina. and Maya Hawke, a white woman who is neither Latina nor Jewish, has been cast to play their daughter.
AND don’t forget that Bradley Cooper grabbed the rights to Bernstein’s music before Jake Gyllenhaal, A JEWISH MAN WHO WAS GOING TO MAKE A BIOPIC ABOUT BERNSTEIN, was able to. we could have had a respectful biopic about a Jewish man, told by Jews. instead we get this.
i…don’t have words to explain how insidious this is. the absolute goydacity to keep a Jewish man from telling this story, whitewash the other people in a true story, and to cast a goy instead of a Jewish person to tell a true story about a Jewish man, and have that goy wear a prosthetic nose. they would rather Jew-ify a goy than cast an actual Jew. i’m disgusted.
