can we just?? break this down, this blessing…
1) Starscream fuckin runs up to Prime outta nowhere. This tiny twinky jet knocks the large truck boy, shoving past him like some 11 year old chump. Optimus’ head/neck bends and snaps like he’s supposed to be in Stretch Armstrong graduating from Harvard Law. Then Screamer jumps away ~WITH FIRE~, and Optimus watches him go like a Disney Princess.
2) Starscream leaps into the sky magically without any “FLAME ON” action– oop wait never mind his thrusters engaged. He of course fucks right off, transforming and flying beneath a rainbow– clearly his gay ass is receiving a blessing from the waterfall gods before his journey to the Land of Oz.
3) Soundwave on the other hand is not as blessed, and busts the fUCK outta there like “shitshitshitFUCKshit” stumbling almost like he had a moment where he forgot he can fly/ leap off like Starscream did. Hmm. He rounds the corner only to find a net that’s obviously used by humans for a pass-time in which they capture Cybertronians and then release them back into the wild, all in the name of recreational sport. Well Soundwave just isn’t having any of that, so he runs into it in a panic tears the net to smithereens on purpose. And apparently the net isn’t having it either, as you can see if you watch closely it starts to move out of frame before the shot is finished, likely to collect it’s paycheck.
4) Finally, Soundwave finds a nice, flat, dusty chunk of painted background to launch from… only to be fenderbendered by Bluestreak, launching him into the sky. Well, joke’s on Prowl Bluestreak, because Soundwave was going to do that anyways. Mid-air the communications officer cuts his losses and resigns to being blasted off again, transforming into his cassette player mode. But before that can happen a GIANT Starscream intercepts him and brings him back to base for the touchdown. Teamwork at it’s finest, folks; the Decepticons are in the playoffs.
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