Break your spell, VANGUARD!!

Hi, I'm Luffy. Enjoy your time here, or something.

[juicesnatcher]

I love them. did you know this. little known fact btw I love klonoa. have you heard? klonoa. yay.!!

[nateconnolly]

Majoring in creative writing was a colossal mistake that ruined my life financially artistically socially and spiritually BUT i got to read aloud from My Immortal to a crowd of twenty horrified bystanders for academic credit. So I broke even

[nateconnolly]

The assignment was to bring a story written by someone else and share the first paragraph with the class. Nowhere in the assignment description or the syllabus did it specify that the story had to be good

[luffyfoxtrot]

So I've been watching the Mega Man Star Force anime on the JP Capcom YouTube channel while I've been eagerly anticipating the release of the Legacy/Perfect Collection (three weeks/25 days/March 27!!!!!) It's been fun trying to keep track of what's going on with my limited understanding of Japanese because no EN subtitles on the JP uploads, obviously. Anyway, after getting distracted by other things for a few days, I remembered that the episode I was up to was due for removal very soon (like just a few hours from now when I went to go check) so I'm making some time to catch up. Upon which I was blindsided by a very specific scene.

Oh no. Anyway, back to watching.

[weezcore]

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[its-time-to-be-silly]

Okay so as far as I can tell, Australian election coverage consists of a nice man who looks at the augury bones (small percentage of the vote counted so far) and says what the future holds, and everybody trusts him very much

[aceasadhd]

Antony Green is the goat

[firelorcl]

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

[batshit-auspol]

Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.

Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.

The more you know.

[batshit-auspol]

Imagine being on a work call with an Aussie and they suddenly announce they're gonna blow a load in response to a problem.

[fred-the-dinosaur]

Not Aussie but I asked an American once if she was taking the piss ( i.e. pulling my leg, joking. Perfectly cromulent and friendly english expression)

and she got really upset because she thought I was threatening to piss ON her

[honiibbang]

This is killing me

[batshit-auspol]

Rifling through the tags, here's some other terms which are apparently causing mass carnage whenever they escape our borders:

Having a goon (i.e. Sipping on a delightful wine)

Having a gaytime (Eating an icecream)

Having a sticky beak (Investigating)

Take a squiz (To have a sticky beak)

Get stuffed (To express a revelation is most frightful)

Chuck a sickie (Take a day off work due to the humours being misaligned)

Chuck a wobbly (When one's temperament becomes visibly upset)

Carry on like a pork chop (Acting most silly indeed)

Thongs (flip flops)

Hot chook (Pre-cooked supermarket rotisserie chicken, otherwise known as the Bachelor's Handbag)

Fair suck of the sauce bottle (Let's be real)

Shits me to tears (Something is mildly annoying)

Not here to fuck spiders (Expressing a situation is serious)

Having a piss-up (A social gathering)

I'll shout you (offering to goon an old chum)

A cruisy place (a relaxed atmosphere, where one might shout and goon the night away while enjoying many a gaytime in your favourite thongs)

[lmaonade]

me: i love video games

brain: let’s play video games

me: hjjjjjjjjjjjjjjrrrgHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH maybe later

[akihatohnoofficial]

I couldn’t date a tsundere because she’d say something like “I don’t even like you! Hmph!” and then I would run directly in front of the nearest car

[fluxion-fluent]

[eternal-fractal]

tsundere vs rejection sensitive dysphoria

[whitepeopletwitter]

[weaselle]

here are some cross-sections of some undersea cables in case anyone wants to know why this is especially funny

and we know this happens regularly

[mildateo]

[iwantsweetrevenge]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

[hadesisqueer]

"You have anxiety" I grew up watching Code Lyoko and seeing Aelita doing flips and taking 84 years to deactivate the tower while everyone was about to fucking die. Of course I have anxiety

[heartseeker]

me listening to foreign music and not understanding a single word of it

[lady-olynder-mortarch-of-grief]

me listening to music in my native language and not understanding a word of it

[heartseeker]

i know i’m op but mood

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: GRRR BARK BARK RRRR GRRRRRR

[catasters]

[transhuman-priestess]

reblog to share a plate of delicious waffles with your followers :D

[mortimermcmirestinks]

I'm going to animorph into the fucking Joker