LuftLatke

M̶e̶t̶a̶l̶ ̶G̶e̶a̶r̶ O̶v̶e̶r̶w̶a̶t̶c̶h̶ D̶e̶s̶t̶i̶n̶y A̶c̶e̶ C̶o̶m̶b̶a̶t̶ 40k and stuff (But mostly stuff) they/them Born in '94 (it matters)

[smbc-comics]

[luftlatke]

Pinning this to my dash as an ethical compromise for using the art in my pfp. Go read Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rammed

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rammed

[only-tiktoks]

[devantnuit-ladeluge]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

[redstonedust]

having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

[pluggedinandreadytofall]

[mad-hare]

Fun fact: for some reason men that compare themselves to golden retrievers on hinge do NOT like being told “bark for me dog”

[mad-hare]

They don’t like this

[2022dirt]

The scuff-marks on this boat looks like a painting.

[narcissistcookbook]

buzzkilling isn't cool and subversive anymore. there is so little buzz and i'm taking it where i can get it

[myth-myth-yeth]

with its threatened status, we’ve shifted to a buzz capture-and-release program

[prokopetz]

You know what I miss the most about pre-1990s fantasy? Novels with titled chapters and tables of contents. I know you still get them now and again, but before the 90s it was common practice, and you wouldn't believe how much easier it is to discuss shit when you've got named episodes to go on.

[setzeri]

Museum Encounter.

[prokopetz]

You know what I miss the most about pre-1990s fantasy? Novels with titled chapters and tables of contents. I know you still get them now and again, but before the 90s it was common practice, and you wouldn't believe how much easier it is to discuss shit when you've got named episodes to go on.

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[nikoanesti]

Real shit

[prismatic-bell]

So based on the way I just read this out loud, I 100% think it should be released as an audition monologue, and I'm 10000% serious. if I were overseeing auditions for Shakespeare somebody's timing on those "fuck off"s and their ability to pronounce and emphasize "harem of fart sommeliers" would tell me everything I needed to know. This is a work of art fueled by rage, and what's more, it's true.

[gnarlyghost]

Chthonic Knight

[youneedone2]

Wild Turkey fight by Ken Phenicie Jr

[videos-i-didnt-make]

facesofevil.mp4

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??