[anxeious]

bathe in your own sunlight !!!!!!

[lioncourtz]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 01.06 | "Like Angels Put in Hell by God"

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 03.01 | "Detroit"

[stagbeetleboy]

It would be funny if we were introduced to a vast galaxy of alien life and the blue whale was still the largest animal ever discovered. Like that’s the biggest life has ever gotten. That would be fucked. The blue whale is just the craziest animals would get even with the introduction of a seemingly infinite number of new species. Would you be disappointed or celebrate the enormity of our homegrown big ass creature?

[synthetic-ultramarine]

don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels

[cheaphalloweencostume]

no literature necessary, the description alone made me laugh helplessly

[liyniia]

The "Breath of the Wild"ification of games nowadays (particularly first party Nintendo games) is legitimately one of the most frustrating trends in all of gaming imo No, I don't want my Metroid game to have shrines in a big wasteland with nothing in it to be more like BOTW. No, I don't want an open world Mario Kart if the actual track design is going to suffer because of it. And certainly no, I don't want games that would work fine if they were linear (or even just open zone instead) being open world for no particular reason. Legitimately it is hard to play any game that comes out these days because everything must be a giant open world with small mini challenges on the map because "Well Breath of the Wild did it! We can too!" No! Stop it! Genuinely please stop! I'm tired of every game being open world! Limitations on what the player can do or where they can go can be a good thing! I will take cohesive level design over massive worlds that have nothing to do in them!

[reticent-vampire]

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[jefpoo421]

[flopstat]

lestat’s post nut clarity after fucking armand’s fledgling

[dmcmercy]

I love that society has progressed to the point where the baseball scene has become The Twilight Reference to make instead of sparkling vampires

[puppygirllaika]

If you're struggling to write sex, write food. if you're struggling to write food, write gore. if you're struggling to write gore, write sex. They're all variations on the same themes.

[puppygirllaika]

it's all sensation and consumption and intimacy. it's all violence and beauty and taste. it's all wild and animalistic and elevated by our humanity. it's all deeply cultural and symbolic. it's all enjoyed by every sense the body has to offer.

[stevenrogered]

♪ OH, AND I DIDN'T! ♪

[knifelesbianjo]

appreciating the sapphic crumbs we get #mysapphiccrumbs

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT | "Toledo"

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[godly-girlfailure]

my favorite part of nature is when birds take their egg and slam it into the ground repeatedly

[cutecipher]

this has nothing to do with nature

[ooliecat]

lets reside in the cosmos with mama

[diehellasrache]

I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years