[chicknparm]

Tragic: a Fighting Game Friend from back home shared an Instagram reel of AI Generated George Carlin, Norm Macdonald and Chris Farley all talking about Greek and Roman emperors actually being black. Like okay, I’ll grant you Carlin going off on some conspiracy shit is fairly plausible, but I don’t think Norm knew who the Macedonians were, and Chris Farley never heard the word “melanated” in his life bro, please be serious for a second.

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[yesornopolls]

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 2 days 9 hours

[elexecution]

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

[cad-comic]

[dyke-o-matic]

There are people out there who hate Faith the vampire slayer can you imagine

[mooned-knights]

we have to hold the line on misandry not being real. it's getting scary out there

[comicpolls]

Most Homoerotic Moment Podium

Gold - “Call me Barbara”

Silver - Amazons play bondage games (DC)

Bronze - Naked Nightcrawler Wolverine cover

[beesmygod]

my tummy hurts from laughing

[dreamyslothbunny]

Gotham when they catch the Joker blowing up a children’s hospital: everyone deserves a second chance 🥺

Gotham when they catch the penny plunderer picking up a single penny from the side of the road: some people are just rotten to their core

[chicknparm]

I’m just sayin, a Toronto Tempo Marina Mabrey jersey would go really well in my wardrobe

[subwaybug]

❎ "my current mental state can cause me to be anxious, irrational, and overly reactive at times"

✅ "some sort of evil shadow self lurks within me that can only be defeated via battle of the mind combat"

[chaseprice]

The curse

[chicknparm]

One of the perks of working retail is the occasional opportunity to be nice to trans women and see them experience joy and relief at being treated well since, ya know, The Horrors. The downsides however are numerous.

[chicknparm]

Alt girl came into the shop wearing a keffiyeh over a Burzum t shirt. Effective character design, that, really tells ya everything you need to know.

[chicknparm]

Thinkin bout that hyena that said Overwatch

[chicknparm]

Finley I’m sorry but I need to be honest. I don’t trust that you truly appreciated this overwatch hyena post.

[chicknparm]

Yesterday I fell on the sidewalk walking home from work and today my knee and hip and shoulder still hurt. Humiliating! I used to play sports and would take way worse falls and just shake it off. I used to do backyard wrestling! The only answer is that I need to start falling down more regularly so my body gets used to it again 🙂‍↕️