[hi-im-kaybee]

jerma: listen... i just really like strawberries and bananas! (suppressed giggle) it's not- it's not weird to like fruit. to enjoy a yummy strawberry on a summer's day! (looks at chat) "strawberries are weird and gross". what?! huh?!? listen to yourself!! what are you even saying?!?

the game he's playing: [grinding corpses to viscera in an abandoned hospital]

[pisces-comet]

northernlion: Do. Do you ever think about those half-time events where they give away free tuition to whichever college student could sink a basketball into the hoop? How fucked up would it be if you were the person who didn't sink in a basketball and your only thought while an entire stadium is applauding your classmate is "If I'd only sunk one more ball in I wouldn't have had crippling debt"? They got college students out here in the damn hunger games and what? (reads chat) "...hey NL it's just for fun you know what fun is right". you're morally bankrupt. and you will never see the light of heaven. motherfucker. (shouting) AT LEAST IF THEY WERE KILLING EACH OTHER FOR SPORT WE COULD BE HONEST ABOUT WHAT IS ACTUALLY GOING ON THERE!!! (adjust headphones) Anyway...

the game he's playing: [pastel emoji matching game]

[chicknparm]

I haven’t heard a single song I recognize in the entire first 3.5 seasons of Buffy and now this episode randomly has blink 182?? All The Small Things and everything so it couldn’t have been cheap. How did they manage that.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Radical concept but. . . dehumanizing people at all let alone for where they happened to be born. . . . . . is bad.

[lmaonade]

i would suck off oat milk sloppily i cannot lie

[segamascott]

[koiagain]

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[chicknparm]

“We’ve GOT to start talking like incels and defending misogynists who jerk off over war footage on reddit in between spreading antisemitic conspiracy theories and getting nazi tattoos. We have to secure a future for fight for The Left!”

[z4chstone]

straight edge ppl: i get so gay off that NOTHING

[delmondo]

people who put their gum under tables are wild animals they literally do not have higher level cognitive functions. they live in nature.

[hotvampireadjacent]

calling them wild animals is an insult to nature

[delmondo]

sorry you’re right i should’ve said baboons

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

I call my father Babbu but I hate my father Die father

[delmondo]

Die Babbu

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

^ This Die Babbu

[delmondo]

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[delmondo]

Hell on babbu technique

[kitschyfemme]

if i can say something i think it's also bad to immediately absolve a female character of her wrongdoings just because she is a woman

[kitschyfemme]

if i can be so for real this is still doing "refusing to acknowledge her nuance because she's a girl"

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[beesmygod]

the people who are creeped out by "liminal spaces" on the basis that they're largely commercial spaces that aren't in use or are being used as junk storage, reminds me of that old joke about how the scariest thing a goon can imagine is a tall man in a suit

[chicknparm]

I’m largely rephrasing something I already said to OP on Bluesky lol, but one of my most Boomer-level Mean Takes that I know is wrong on at least some level but I still believe: Zoomers are creeped out by “liminal spaces” because the most horrifying thing they can imagine is under-stimulation. What if there was a place…and it was quiet!!!

My read on this is probably different as someone who grew up in the middle of nowhere and worked overnights at a rural gas station so I am very accustomed to spending hours in a brightly lit place with no human interaction.

[sharps-container]

eraserhead baby

[meanbuddhist]

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

[chicknparm]

dont let morven stop watching the sopranos ever ever ever okay?

Okay 💕

Yay 💕

[pokemon-cards-hourly]