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lu han, 042090. ☯ ☯ ☯ ☯ ☯ "Can’t repeat the past? . . . Why of course you can!"

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Heading off for a bit. It's storming quite badly and I have a major headache. I'll be back! My apologies! 

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Sentence Meme sentences

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"I will smack you to hell"

"I will smack you to heaven"

"I will smack you so fucking hard if you don’t kiss me right now!"

"I will smack you the life out of you"

"I will smack you back to life!"

"I’ll smack the glasses off your face"

"I will smack you to another species"

"I will smack you to another race"

"I will smack you into a coma, don’t say I wouldn’t!"

"I am gonna smack you so fucking hard that you’ll need surgery to fix that face"

"I will smack you so hard that you will look even prettier then last time"

"Bitch, now, you know you need a smackin’!"

"lemme smack dat ass"

"lemme smack them chest, I know you enjoy that kink!"

"Are you crazy?”

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"Are you sure they won’t find out?”

"Are you sure this is legal?”

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

"Are you threatening me?"

"Be mine."

"Do I know you?"

"Do you love me?"

"Do you remember this?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Don’t go."

"Don’t let me die"

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Don’t make me beg.”

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"Don’t you dare."

"Explain yourself."

"For you, I would _____"

"Give it back."

"Give me another chance."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"I already regret this."

"I am not wearing that.”

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"I can’t do this anymore."

"I can’t even look at you."

"I could kill you!"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I didn’t do it.""

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"I don’t want to look at you right now.”

"I guess this is goodbye.”

"I hate you."

"I have to go."

"I just want to cuddle."

"I know your secret.”

"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”

"I love you."

"I miss you so very much."

"I missed you."

"I need a drink."

"I need a hug."

"I never really loved you."

"I owe you."

"I think I broke it."

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"I think it’s broken.”

"I trust you."

"I want to be yours."

"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”

"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."

"I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.”

"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”

"I’m bad for you.”

"I’m dying."

"I’m going to be sick."

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”

"Is that my shirt?"

"It was me"

"It’s so beautiful.”

"It’s time to choose.”

"Just five more minutes."

"Just go."

"Just leave me alone."

"Just let me die."

"Just relax."

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Kiss me you idiot."

"Kiss me."

"Make me."

"Marry me?"

"My Parents don’t know"

"My parents know.""

"Never again."

"Nh, don’t be so rough!"

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"Put it away.”

"Put your trousers on!"

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"Shut up and listen."

"Take responsibility."

"That isn’t mine."

"That looked easier on TV."

"That sounds painful."

"That was a bad plan."

"That’s mine!”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"They’re coming.”

"This seems familiar."

"This stays between us."

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Want to hear a secret?"

"We need to talk."

"We’re moving too fast.”

"Well that was unexpected."

"What are we doing here?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"What are you touching?"

"What are you?"

"What do you need?"

"What happened to you?"

"What have I done this time?"

"What if someone catches us?”

"What sort of noise was that?”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"What were you thinking?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”

"Where were you?"

"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”

"Why are you wearing that?"

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"You could have died!”

"You could have killed someone!"

"You coward."

"You don’t need to be so gentle.”

"You drive me crazy!"

"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”

"You lied to me!"

"You mean everything to me."

"You owe me."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"You’re all out of ____."

"You’re an idiot.”

"You’re bad for me.”

"You’re dead to me."

"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"

"You’re really good at this…”

"You’re so weird.""

"You’re under arrest."

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[luhanitor-blog]

"I didn’t do it."

It had been a relaxing Monday evening for Lu Han; he’d been sitting on the balcony of his spacious home overlooking his backyard, the gentle breeze and cool temperature of the air at this time of year doing nothing short of calm his nerves. The sound of the gentle air rustling the leaves on the trees and a few chirps of birds here and there are all that he heard in that moment — but of course, all good things must come to an end.

The crashing, cacophonous sound that resembles something similar to the shattering of glass interrupts the peaceful setting. The young businessman rushes inside his home, only to find his acquaintance standing over the ruins of one of the vases in the hallway that had fallen from its position atop a small table. He stares at the debris wide-eyed, and before he can even open his mouth to speak, the other beats him to it.

"I didn’t do it."

He’s not mad - truly, he’s not - and as he’s not one to lash out on anyone, let alone people with whom he’s friends, he simply looks around, sarcastically gesturing with his hand to the empty - save the two of them - hallway before speaking, laughing quietly as he does so. “Then who did, Lukas? That imaginary man in the corner of the room?” He shakes his head, patting the taller of the two’s shoulder with a smile. “It’s fine; don’t worry about it, okay? It’s not like it’s irreplaceable. It’s cool.” 

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update;

- mansion photos posted

- starters to be done

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sincerely-hana said: She snaps out of her thoughts, staring at the male for a bit with her lips parted. “You mean to tell me this actually worked?” Covering her mouth she let out a soft chuckle turning to her left side. “We need to go this way then. Mhm.”

He gives a slight shrug of his shoulders, followed by a nod of his head before speaking, his tone cordial. "Mhm. It worked." After the female gestures to her left, the mogul takes her hand in his and gently lifts it to his lips in order to press a gentle kiss to its back before linking arms with her. "Well in that case, lead the way, miss."

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"Kiss me."

"I beg your pardon?" The other’s request, or for that matter, demand caught Lu Han rather off guard. His eyebrows raised and one of his hands made its way up into his locks, fingers combing through them as he searched for an answer, or at least something to say, in response. Wide, doelike eyes surveyed the man standing before him and fell upon his lips, and for a fraction of a moment, the businessman wondered exactly how they’d taste, or how they’d feel against his own. Blinking once, the idea left his brain, much to his happiness, and he spoke only after this, arms folding across his chest. “You know, it’d be far more polite to say please. But.. I’m willing to overlook that error of yours just this once. Next time, though, be sure to ask properly, all right?” The corners of his mouth curled up into a smile and a moment later, he reached forward to take the other male’s hand in his and bring it to his lips, pressing a gentle kiss against its back. Afterwards, a light chuckle escaped his lips as his coy smile spread into a grin. “How’s that? I’m afraid that’s all you’ll receive without asking nicely.”

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"Don't look at me like that."

The male that stood before him was honestly anything but unattractive. From his pronounced cupid’s bow to his slender figure to his eyes - those eyes that seemed to house the whole world, all of its promises and dreams - there was no doubt that this man was, well, to say the least, lucky when it comes to genes and DNA. Obviously, that’s not something he could say to this man, at least in those exact words. Throughout the course of his analyzing the other, Lu Han found himself staring and running his tongue along his lower lip, making the idea that he was absolutely checking the other out rather conspicuous. The only thing that shook him from his practically dazed state was the husky, yet gentle voice of the male standing before him. "Don’t look at me like that." As a result, Lu Han shook his head as if physically bringing himself back to reality. With a chuckle and a subtle shrug of his shoulders, he apologized. "Sorry about that, sir. It’s not exactly polite to stare, is it?" He leaned forward slightly, tapping the other’s shoulder almost playfully. "However, you should be proud. Or your parents should be, maybe. You’re pretty damn good-looking, if that’s not too bold of me to say."

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"I need a drink."

He thought it’d just be another uneventful night at the bar with not much to see, no interesting faces, no interesting discussions, save the occasional and always awaited barfight that’s interesting for the first minute or two, but then minutes pass, and everyone’s shuffling out the door. He raised his beverage to his lips, fingers of his free hand idly drumming against the counter before him. Because of the monotonous proceeding of the evening, the businessman was quite surprised  when he heard the voice of a female beside him, and when he glanced over his shoulder, he noticed her taking a seat on the stool directly beside him. For fear that if he were to stay silent, the evening would be far too awkward for the two of them - imagine it, two people sitting exactly side by side, not saying a word. it’s strange to anyone looking into the situation, or anyone in their right mind, for that matter - he breaks the ice with a few short sentences, propping the elbow of his free hand up on the mahogany counter and resting his head on his fist. “Of all seats in this place,” he started, “You chose to sit directly next to me. There’s got to be some reason for that. Not that I’m complaining, though.” A coquettish smile graced his lips before he continued. “It’s against the rules of the universe to not be thrilled when someone gorgeous sits next to you.”

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"Make me."

An eyebrow couldn’t help but quirk at the other’s words; the simple, disyllabic phrase echoed in his mind. "Make me." In all honesty, Lu Han didn’t exactly believe that that was a, well, typical response to the invitation he’d imposed on the other. All he had done was simply slip a familiar, gold tinted half-sheet of paper with three pieces on it: the address of his residence, a timeframe, and a set of information regarding the party he’d be hosting there in the near future. The other’s response, though, was simply to place it back in Lu Han’s hand, uttering those two words. It was for this reason that it took a moment for the young tycoon to form a response, and he paused a moment in thought while running his tongue along his lips before finally responding coolly. "Well," he began. "I can’t exactly force you to attend, but I’d appreciate your presence, though. It’ll be fun, trust me. I’m a seasoned professional when it comes to parties. I know we aren’t exactly as well acquainted as we could be, but see me there, and I’ll promise we could become the best of friends. So, what do you say?” With an expression that could be considered a hybrid of a smirk and a genuine smile of cordiality, he offered the invitation to the other a second time. “Will I be seeing you there?”

[luhanitor-blog]

Put one of these in my askbox to see how my Muse reacts.

"My parents know."

"Don’t go."

"You’re under arrest."

"Just let me die."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"Make me."

"Kiss me you idiot."

"I didn’t do it."

"That isn’t mine."

"Marry me?"

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Be mine."

"You owe me."

"Just relax."

"I already regret this."

"Where are my clothes?"

"You could have killed someone!"

"I think I broke it."

"Do you love me?"

"We need to talk."

"Never again."

"Do I know you?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"Well that was unexpected."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"I just want to cuddle."

"I can’t even look at you."

"What happened to you?"

"Don’t you dare."

"I missed you."

"This stays between us."

"I need a hug."

"I could kill you!"

"Kiss me."

"You’re so weird."

"Why are you wearing that?"

"You coward."

"You’re all out of ____."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"This seems familiar."

"You lied to me!"

"Are you threatening me?"

"Is that my shirt?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Explain yourself."

"Where were you?"

"You drive me crazy!"

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Just leave me alone."

"I need a drink."

"What were you thinking?"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I’m going to be sick."

"For you, I would _____"

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Give it back."

"I have to go."

"Shut up and listen."

"Do you remember this?"

"Want to hear a secret?"

"Take responsibility."

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Give me another chance."

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"You mean everything to me."

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"What are you afraid of?"

"I miss you so very much."

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"Just five more minutes."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"What are we doing here?"

"Do you trust me?"

"That sounds painful."

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"That was a bad plan."

"That looked easier on TV."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"I didn’t know you could do that."

[blogut]

We’re going through the black air with our arms wide,” she called, “and our feet straight out behind like a dolphin’s tail, and we’re going to think we’ll never hit the silver down there till suddenly it’ll be all warm round us and full of little kissing, caressing waves.

F. Scott Fitzgerald | Gatsby Girls

from the story The Offshore Pirate

(via blogut)

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