SENTENCE MEME ⟶ THE GOOD PLACE / 4.06 –– 4.07
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“I’m gonna tell you a story, and once that’s done, I’m getting rid of you.”
“Sounds like someone finally put on his big boy demon pants.”
“Is this another one of your attempts to prove that humans are ‘good’ and ‘worthy of respect’ and not ‘big fat sacks of dookie’?”
“It went better than we could have possible hoped.”
“I couldn’t actually go skiing because moving at an angle terrifies me.”
“Congrats on the gin rummy win.”
“I thought I was gonna take you down because I used to play all the time.”
“We’re gonna split a bottle of wine and read this terribly novel out loud.”
“She tends to make snap judgments about people, and he’s a guy who repeatedly confirms the accuracy of her snap judgements.”
“If you want to try something spontaneous, I’m your guy.”
“What is something spontaneous that I could do right now?”
“So, obviously, this was a troubling development.”
“Every story about humans ends the same way.”
“Just tell me how they screwed up and put me out of my misery.”
“Do you know what’s happening on earth right now?”
“Women in $400 yoga pants are refusing to vaccinate their children.”
“Vindictive nerds at Apple are changing the charging cable shape again.”
“Where does this hope come from, man? This insane hope that people are worth the trouble.”
“I’ll put it into terms that you’ll understand: the gossip toilet was about to overflow.”
“It isn’t a sign of weakness to admit that you screwed up.”
“You thought that ding-dong would do a total personality 180 because of one gentle metaphor?”
“What can I say? I’m an optimist.”
“She helped me realize gossip was an unhealthy way for me to boost my self-esteem.”
“I’m gonna tell him that it sucks very hard.”
“Perhaps I can convince her to handle this the British way.”
“Smile bravely, bury your feelings, and allow a steady drizzle to slowly wash away your sadness over 50 years.”
“He needs to change, and walking on eggshells around him ain’t gonna do the trick.”
“You made a mistake. Your actions hurt people.”
“Either apologize for real or stop wasting our time.”
“I literally didn’t think human beings were capable of such racist, sexist poppycock.”
“You’re a condescending bench.”
“You know why they’re called baby boomers, right? Because the tiniest little pinprick to their ego, and boom. They become babies.”
“Dress is London black tie. That means Knightsbridge black tie, not Kensington, or heaven forbid, West Brompton.”
“I’d advise no one look directly at me.”
“I’m gonna suggest that they make toasts about each other, celebrate their ups and downs, demonstrate personal growth, blah blah blah.”
“As you might know, I’ve been practicing human magic.”
“Dude, magic is always lame.”
“It wasn’t as juicy as some people maybe thought it was.”
“This is the result of months of observation.”
“I know you’re gonna think I’m crazy.”
“Panicking about this at crucial moments is kind of my move.”
“Don’t fall apart on me now.”
“We’re gonna stick to the plan, not do anything radical.”
“I’ve been suspicious about this place since day one.”
“I’m getting a lot of breaking news at once here.”
“I know something, and it’s just graduated from hot goss to relevant AF.”
“[Name’s] been helping them become a better person.”
“I was born in a swimming pool.”
“I’m gonna have to sit down, this is too much.”
“I swore I wouldn’t tell, and keeping your word is a central tent of deontological ethics.”
“For the first time ever, I am desperate for you to keep talking.”
“There’s a lot to unpack here.”
“Perhaps we should just put our concerns aside and enjoy ourselves.”
“Open up your freaky crystal mind and we’ll have a cosmic good time.”
“We tried to prove your theory, but it feels like we came up empty.”
“Why does everything I do fall apart so close to the end?”
“We cannot let this slip away from us at the last second.”
“We hope that our early successes make up for the embarrassing mess we’ve become.”
“I don’t think soulmates actually exist.”
“I got a hell of a lawsuit on my hands.”
“A giant hell-hole just opened up and swallowed one of us.”
“Giant holes are bad and we should go.”
“Giant holes are bad, so if someone falls into one, you try to help get them out.”
“I’m not scared. I’m shouting so you know I’m okay.”
“We basically just confirmed that we’re lying to them.”
“Trying to run out the clock and hoping for the best never works.”
“Prevent defense just prevents you from winning.”
“You can bounce a quarter off his caboose, and I know because I’ve done it.”
“He’s the opposite of a box of donuts. He’s a toilet full of broccoli.”
“That was two good analogies in a row.”
“I didn’t lead the perfect life, but I worked very hard.”
“Do you think if the roles were reversed, he would waste any time rescuing you?”
“He is a person in a hole and I have a duty to help him get out.”
“That was the most boring break up I’ve ever seen.”
“I only play games to win.”
“I’m kind of freaking out over here.”
“I’m not your friend. I don’t even like you.”
“You have never helped anyone because you don’t care about other people, which is the bare minimum that a person has to do, just care a little about the other people around you, and you can’t do it.”
