peroxide princess

Dave Grohl hit me in the face with his guitar once and this one time, Pete Wentz held my hand. Sometimes I'm sad, sometimes I take photos

[babyanimalgifs]

Marine life specialists noticed a spotted eagle ray mother was having trouble and helped her deliver two baby rays 

(Source)

[fionn-o-nassus]

They’re so cute! Such

[artissijamm]

:3

[catgirl-kaiju]

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[skippyv20]

[detective-dr-curious]

I love everything about every single one of these

[astronomyproblems]

Idk if this counts as a peeve more of an art-astronomy pet peeve

but when people draw the cresent moon and where the dark, shaddowed part of the moon is they put in stars

like studdenly that part of the moon is invisible instead of just being in the shadow

like wtf

[pastelmercutio]

wait no peOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS???

[parfaerie]

 really stupid question though but like, aren’t there stars in front of the moon??? like??? space isn’t two dimensional so someone putting a couple stars in front of the shadow wouldn’t necessarily be wrong?? because aren’t there stars all around in space and?????? im just going to be confused forever frick uvu; 

[killer-pineapples-blog]

hun if there was a star infront of the moon we’d be fucking dead

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

i’m fucking crying

[mysral]

As this handy little chart says:

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

I FINALLY FOUND THIS

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

never be afraid to put your man in his place by spitting cum back at him like a disrespectful camel. learned that one at a catholic prep school for mentally disturbed yet beautiful brunette empaths.

[ruinedchildhood]

[luke-slutforth]

so today i found out that my baby girl Ethel is really poorly. she needs an operation, maybe two, to save her. the only thing is its going to cost about £900. shes my absolute baby and i really want to help her, id do anything fot her. ive started a fundraser to try and raise the money, im not expecting people to donate anything but if you can, any little bit will help! please reblog! 🖤 as silly as it is, shes helped me with so much when im sad, just seeing her silly little face running over whenever i go out or even walk past the window! i suffer badly with anxiety and depression and when im having a bad mental health day, just vibing in the garden with my ladies really helps me. theres something about them that just always cheers me up! i just want to be able to help her now she needs it.

people will laugh and say shes just a chicken, but shes so much more than that to me.

https://paypal.me/pools/c/8rSX5wBN6w

My chicken, Ethel, has to have two major, lifesaving operations and the total cost is over £900. I hatched her from and egg and she is my ab

[luke-slutforth]

so today i found out that my baby girl Ethel is really poorly. she needs an operation, maybe two, to save her. the only thing is its going to cost about £900. shes my absolute baby and i really want to help her, id do anything fot her. ive started a fundraser to try and raise the money, im not expecting people to donate anything but if you can, any little bit will help! please reblog! 🖤 as silly as it is, shes helped me with so much when im sad, just seeing her silly little face running over whenever i go out or even walk past the window! i suffer badly with anxiety and depression and when im having a bad mental health day, just vibing in the garden with my ladies really helps me. theres something about them that just always cheers me up! i just want to be able to help her now she needs it.

people will laugh and say shes just a chicken, but shes so much more than that to me.

https://paypal.me/pools/c/8rSX5wBN6w

My chicken, Ethel, has to have two major, lifesaving operations and the total cost is over £900. I hatched her from and egg and she is my ab

[systlin]

Here, a cheater course on caring for natural fibers!

1. Wool. Treat it like it has the delicate constitution of a Victorian lady and the conviction that baths are evil of a 17th century noble. (If I get in WATER my PORES will OPEN and I will CATCH ILL AND DIE.)

2. Cotton; easygoing. Will shrink a bit if washed and dried hot.

3. Silk; people think it’s like wool and has the constitution of a fashionably dying of consumption Victorian lady, but actually it’s quite tough. Can be washed in an ordinary washer, and either tumbled dry without heat or hung to dry.

4. Linen; it doesn’t give a shit. Beat the hell out of it. Historically was laundered by dousing it in lye and beating the shit out of it with wooden paddles, which only makes it look better. The masochist of the natural fiber world. Beat the fuck out of it linen doesn’t care. Considerably stronger than cotton. Linen sheet sets can last literal decades in more or less pristine shape because of that strength.The most likely natural fiber to own a ball gag.

[tamartia]

why are all my thrifted linen clothes dry-clean only ? is that fake ? is it a linen blend ?

[systlin]

That is a blatant lie. Throw that shit in the wash and iron it as hot as you can once it comes out and bam presto good as new.

[dancing-thru-clouds]

Also important fabric note: cotton, wool, and sufficiently thick silk can be torn, for a nice straight line. Linen cannot. Linen laughs at your puny mortal strength. You have to cut linen

[systlin]

Truth.

Your puny mortal hands will give out before the linen does.

[dancing-thru-clouds]

Hell, for a truly awesome finish on your linen, throw it into a pot of boiling water, stir it around vigorously, haul it out, wring EXTREMELY firmly once it’s cool enough to safely handle, hang dry, iron as hot as your iron will go while it’s still slightly damp. Your linen will thank you. Your hands might not

[systlin]

Truth.

This is why heirloom linens are a thing. Your great-grandmothers linens outlived her, your grandma, and with proper care will also outlive you.

[dancing-thru-clouds]

Also! If your linen is only lightly worn and you didn’t sweat much while wearing it? Just soak it down with water, wring it out, and hang it in the sun. It’ll take care of any weird smells on its own

[mazarinedrake]

This is also why pawning your underclothes used to be a thing. Clothing had VALUE back then. 

[thoughtslostandfound]

All food service workers should 100% be entitled to free ass meals on the job. Not discounted, not half off. Free.

[beepoven]

I’m literally obsessed with this picture of my cat. It is the definition of renaissance painting imagery. The shading. The pose. The thoughtful twinkle in his eye. Sublime

[beepoven]

sequel

[yenpondering]

New Horizon’s mistake was giving me the power to dress myself up as a bus seat

[trickytwitch]

me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c”

[flanneldragon]

me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too

[kowarte-deactivated20190626]

[kvnyewest]

can I suck ur titties as a friend

[corrected]

why is it so hard to sleep and so hard to wake up.

[mardzosek]

[thepowerofblackwomen]

Danielle Brooks for People: World’s Most Beautiful Issue, 2017