Things are not as they seem

Ned Luke Known as Michael De Santa One kid Divorced Not really Ned Luke RP ONLY

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immypoots:

Well I’ve finally made the move from London. I’ve got to say, it’s completely different living here than just filming. For one, where’s the jaffa cakes? America is definitely missing a trick there. People here are super friendly too. My neighbours have already spoken to me. In England, we nod at each other for years before we have a proper conversation. Anyway, hello. I’m Imogen for those who don’t know. Let me teach you a thing or two about the English way. Pessimism. 

I”m pretty pessimistic on my own. Don’t need no one adding to that. Names Ned Luke. Nice to meet you Imogen.

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juleshoughx:

Well I know that, but that still ties up my credit, and makes it seem like I went and ran up my credit when I didn’t. So, I’m going to be upset over it. 

They should not change your score due to fraudulence. They didn’t when someone spent nearly twenty-five grand on stuff.  Check that out with your credit card company. 

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juleshoughx:

So my credit card got stolen and the jackass spent 10,000 dollars on a bunch of shit from a bunch of shotty websites. So now there’s more chance more charges could show up. Needless to say, I’ll be arguing on the phone for the next couple of days to have the charges undone. I’ll never understand why people don’t care about hurting other people. 

Normally if its credit card fraud your company won’t make you pay the charges.

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emmykinne:

Apparently, there’s a new study that reveals music has the same effect on your brain as sex and drugs. And I mean… I can see it. 

So it releases the same endorphins? That’s interesting I would totally believe that.

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jfcdaddario:

That game is hands down one of my favorites. I’m tempted to play it now, actually. There you go! It gives you a little bit of down time to yourself then.

Go play it dude. Just play Michael though. Franklin and Trevor don’t need your love. 

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jfcdaddario:

All these years that McDonald’s has been selling the Shamrock shake, I’ve never actually tried one. I didn’t even realize it was a mint shake. I thought it was just a plain old vanilla milkshake that had green food coloring in it. That was, until one of my friends told me otherwise. I made my way straight to McDonald’s and ordered my first one. Now I can say that my life has been changed for the better.

You’ve  never tried a Shamrock shake? I think at this point I have had about twenty? It’s an addiction man!

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deliseagronsky:

New York weather needs to make up it’s mind. Are you going to be hot or fucking freezing? Just make up your mind because I’m  of the mind to just go back to LA. It has to be warmer there.

It’s debatable here as well.  

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justinchatwiin:

My friends keep sending me snaps of them in Mexico on this big bike trip and at first I was a bit jealous. Until the snaps of my friends being taken away in medi choppers started coming and suddenly I was very happy to be stuck home.

Shit the hell happened they okay?  

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tinselpratt:

I find it adorable how some people talk to me as if I were as stupid as my character in Parks and Rec. I’m not, FYI. I’m more stupid…on occasion. Considering how badass I look while guarding the galaxy and making friends with raptors, it doesn’t matter.

Star Lord has to be my favorite character of yours man. People who think you are your characters are lame.  I play a mass murder in a video game and people think I am him all the time.

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jeresmith:

My play has it’s final show on Saturday and it’s a very bittersweet feeling for me. I’m sad that it’s over because I loved it and the cast but I’m also happy because sleep. Lots and lots of sleep.

That’s exciting nothing  beats lots of sleep man.

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Yes thank god for that! The game was the best five years of my life! He's actually with his mom so I think I caught up on my sleep finally!

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I am face model and voice actor for Michael De Santa! He's too old for a babysitter rowdy teenager who's too active for his own good!

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📱- marie

This is too hot. But I made a bet so now i have to suffer without drink.If I die...please tell my son I love him and to take the dogs.Also don't like Steven near my GTA stuff thanks.OH and don't let anyone sell my PS4 EITHER.AND DON'T LET ME DIE SAVE ME.Hi! I ate a chile pepper and can't drink anything I may die tonight.

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I”m going to die.

He won’t stop smothering me. 

Send help.

Lots of help.

Please.

I”m being smothered by a very smelly and annoying Steven Ogg is it rude to give him towels and force him into the shower?

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Ned_Luke: When your son calls you to tell you your best friend is at your door...when you return home you find Steven Ogg sitting with a six pack of beer. Well.. goodbye my friday morning.

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Send 📱 for five texts my muse didn't send yours, and one that they did.

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schermerbrie:

I didn’t believe the thing about eating cheese before bed meaning you’ll have strange dreams until last night when I ate an entire cheese board at 11pm and went to sleep straight after. I had some super disturbing dreams about unicorns and leprechauns….you don’t want to know. I think it’s like what taking LSD would be like but not as dangerous. Why take drugs when you can eat cheese and sleep? I’m Alison Brie and I approve this message.

 Hello, Alison Brie, I’m Ned Luke. I voice act and act for a living. Also what kind of cheese did you eat? That’s the true question.