hes a czehc 😂😂😂😂😂😂

don’t talk to me don’t follow me don’t get to know me i’m insane 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥(my shadowbanned main is @lukeuntriton. thats where i follow from) actual pinned ☆ awesome qpr partner ☆ mo4 blog ☆ karkat cave ☆ artshit ☆ rentry

[niceinchnails]

I actually couldnt think of an april fools gimmick but i did it was just too late. bender jpg pfp + url myshinymetalass. idk if id still be into futurama in a year but ill do that next year if i remember

[elainiisms]

u are all so so loved by me

[black-mesa-slut-voice]

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[parkchanwoohoo]

Hello this a long shot call, am a citizen of Palestine. I am here to request for your support to help get my insulin (Humalog), just an injection for today to save my life please I beg.I was diagnosized with type 1 diabetes and due to current situation in Gaza I'm unable to get my insulin injection as a result I'm here begging for little financial support to help me purchase insulin for this week. Am sorry if am sending you again this request, kindly donate any amount please. My donation link is in my pinned post🇵🇸

THIS PERSON IS A SCAMMER.

If this person messages you, do NOT donate, do NOT share.

Posts discussing this specific scam:

got contacted by 'luckyprincessblog'/Emmily Kinesis Rajaab asking for help getting insulin. every post, including the pinned one, is 2 days

That one tree mod

To prove my point about the names, here is proof they just changed the whole post up. This isn’t what verified accounts ever do.

[rapidpunches]

Donate to Help Save Mocha from Cancer, organized by Nicholas Burks

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Please boost to gather help for my friend's dog 😭🙏✨

[bloodigutz]

she looks like someone just farted

[bloodigutz]

just laughed at her so hard my nose started bleeding

[luketrton]

oxygen

[hannibal-senpai-deactivated2013]

those mutual follows where you’ve never spoken but you quietly reblog things from each other every now and then

[bengustown]

i graduated. everyone kiss me on the lips right now

[luketrton]

ok

[bengustown]

what are we.

[luketrton]

lesbians 🤍

[bengustown]

i graduated. everyone kiss me on the lips right now

[luketrton]

ok

[ribbonstein]

characters that have sharp teeth and theres not really any explicable reason for it they’re just there:  👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍

[ribbonstein]

characters that have sharp teeth and theres not really any explicable reason for it they’re just there:  👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍

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[fleshdyke]

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

[the-text-party]

WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????

[fleshdyke]

two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore

[hieronymus-botch]

Ok guys I know we want to celebrate victories in queer history but

1. Googling "Canada gay sex pay toilets" just brings up a bunch of reblogs of this post

2. There does not seem to have been any sort of norm of public toilets in Canada charging money to use in the 20th century

3. I am neither Canadian nor a lawyer but I find it extremely hard to believe that there is any jurisdiction on earth where charging money to use a public toilet makes it legally constitute a hotel room and therefore OK to have sex in.

[fleshdyke]

thats because i lied about this

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