luke venechuk

I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT. All photos and jokes are my own.

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Shout out to Abel, world record holder for being dead the longest

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Here is a nice mushroom

Mirasmius genus, species unknown

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Me, looking at the previous homeowner’s handiwork: did this mfer really use wood screws on metal

Me, 12 hours into a 2 hour project: I wonder if I can just glue these shingles on

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Here are some nice mushrooms

Pleurotus citrinopileatus / golden oyster

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*I fall off the kitchen counter, smacking my head and making the loudest noise of all time*

My dog, sprinting in: IS THERE FOOD ON THE FLOOR

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Here are some nice mushrooms

Brick caps / Hyphaloma lateritium

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ME: hey mr. tambourine man, play a song for me

MAN: *tambourine noise*

ME: great

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Here are some nice mushrooms

Stereum species / false turkey tail

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Think tank? You mean a skull?

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Here is a nice mushroom

Leccinum scabrum / brown birch bolete

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There’s a phenomenon when a person becomes passionate about nature as an adult and realizes there is more to learn than they’ll ever know, about birds, plants, rocks, etc etc, called the “wall of grief”, which is why I stick to fungi, so I can concentrate on how I’ll never know all the mushrooms

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Here are some nice mushrooms

Tramates versicolor / turkey tail

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Even smart people fall for stuff. I, for instance, have an IQ of 244 and still fell for a fake IQ test

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Here are some nice mushrooms

Mirasmius ritual / collared parachute

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When you go outside you’re in the same room as all the frogs

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Here are some nice mushrooms

Schizophyllum commune / splitgill

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Kid: *breaks a branch off a tree*

Tree: ok what the fuck

Kid: *starts hitting the tree with the branch*

Tree: OK WHAT THE FUCK