FML I can just die from the embarrassment I just had with 2 nurses at my apt.
Was there just waiting for the Dr. to come back to give me Cortisone shots. 2 in my knee and 1 in the shoulder but before I got the shots she asked if I wanted to donate blood because they were holding a blood drive for the children hospital.
So when the nurses came in I was just sitting there in shorts and a sports bra because I had removed my sweater for the shoulder injection I started to fill a little insecure, they both are attractive in there scrubs and they both looked at each other and switched to Spanish real fast. My Spanish isn’t all that great but all I caught was don’t stare or ask about my facial scar, no flirting and be professional. My dumbass zoned out because when they started back in English asking the basic questions I stupidly replied in my broken Spanish.One got red in the face and said they would return with the doctor and then the other stared to try but fumbled with the needle twice but couldn’t get a vein. Then I said I could do it and proceeded to tie off my own arm.
To make it worst to past the time in small talk she had asked if I worked in the medical field because I knew what I was doing and I simply said no. Then after a few seconds I realized how that might of sounded, started panicking then had to explain it wasn’t because of past drug use it was because I had an ex that had been a training nurse and she would fake demonstrate and practice on me.
I guess it’s a good thing I don’t have to make a follow up apt.