idk man

Simone; 31; Bi; Maine

[mmarkle]

all y’all had to do was vote for hillary clinton

[yayitsjenni]

I’m reblogging this every single time it pops up.

[slimetony]

*doing a tarot card reading* uh oh… this guy has a sword… better watch out for that…

[bitchvirgo]

y’all i got obsessive, ingenious, familiar lmao

[fortunatemind]

Sometimes you just need to listen to the same song for an entire afternoon 

[valtsv]

[justcatposts]

He ‘buries’ coffee because he doesn’t like the smell. 

(via)

[ithelpstodream]

[noahnomore]

[brutalnightmare-deactivated2023]

[jklmarco]

[carcinogeneticst]

I 100% think that if you went inside, you would walk into a normal sized one. It would be seemingly normal, with everyday employees and shoppers. And you’d wander around and almost forget the weird beginning of this adventure, buy a DVD, and then step back out into this field.

[mitrid-deactivated20200819]

Eight Haiku for Gilbert Baker by Mitrid

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

a few towns over there used to be a golf course with a bunch of statues and one of them was a huge orange dinosaur which became a local landmark. like this dinosaur was beloved. but its also important to note that its hideous. like really, really fucking ugly. and so more recently the golf course got removed and an apartment building was being built, and everyone was FURIOUS at the thought of them removing their precious, disgusting orange dinosaur, so the town had no choice but to leave it up. so now there is a brand new shiny apartment building with an anatomically incorrect orange dinosaur overlooking the horizon

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

i don’t think my description does it justice actually. here’s the man himself

[improbablecarny]

that viral tweet going around that’s like “lesbians should date more bi women because it’s so easy to impress women who are used to dating men” really fucking sucks a lot. like you’re 1) assuming all bi women are “used to dating men” 2) making a weird joke out of the misogyny/biphobia bi women often DO face when dating men 3) “it’s easy to get in a bi woman’s pants because they have low standards” is some creepy shit. why does this need to be spelled out, why does everyone think this is a cool funny tweet. come the fuck on.

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[0v9]

[lexeirikrleif]

[fruitloopghosty]

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

GUYS WE NEED HELP TO FIX IT

[smooththegoofyshark]

The Balance!

[gaudfish-naudsm]

I’m tempted to just reblog and not like it

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

Dope

[mourge]

talk about getting two birds stoned at once

[bugpumpkin]

future gays are gonna be writing posts like "oh to be a young touch starved gay from 2020, stuck in quarantine, unburdened by social interactions but longing for the embrace of my love"

[whitepeopletwitter]