yeah i'm a shitposter. all my posts are shit

ADULT. 18+ STUFF GOES ON ON THIS BLOG. {prns ∈ R | prns ≠ he/him} (she/they/it + any/all neos!), you can call me lumi! I like JRWI, Omega Strikers, gacha games, ORV, Magic: the Gathering, and other random stuff pfp by @silliestsparrow

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one

[yassmines]

[perception-filter]

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

aftercare for posting on ao3

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

your fic was good you did grammar good you’re the kind of freak people like everything’s cool dude :^)

[sweeetlii]

Would you give him scratches? He's super soft btw...

[sweeetlii]

Shameless repost of my art cause I like,, literally need this in my life 😮‍💨

[sw4nfire]

[am-ace-ing]

how to draw trans characters!

[chillydum]

Some Amy sketches

[thxrgism]

*minecraft parody voice*

you’re out of torch

i’m out of slime

but i’m out of my bed when you’re not online

woah oh oh

oh oh oh

[thxrgism]

[thxrgism]

happy Out Of Torch Thursday: In My Timezone Edition

[nonexistent-triangle]

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

[seventyeight-moose]

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

[nonexistent-triangle]

We have to find it

[teashoesandhair]

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

[firebuug]

Visit Original Link

[maplebunie]

i can't imagine why

[gremlingirlsmell]

Visit Original Link

[lumine-sm]

Every time you reblog this post another one goes. You wouldn’t, would you :(

[unyieldingsilence]

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[firebuug]

Visit Original Link

[maplebunie]

i can't imagine why

[gremlingirlsmell]

Visit Original Link

[lumine-sm]

Every time you reblog this post another one goes. You wouldn’t, would you :(

[unyieldingsilence]

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[unyieldingsilence]

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[ratliker1917]

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

[ratlicker1917]

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

[ratliker1917]

Delete this account immediately.

[polyamandhellaglam]

Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.

[mtxyqmpsfqklt]

[presentablemichael]

[paperandpencilsandskips]