Lumpy Rug

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. + Ally // 22 // Virgo // No Coast

[lumpyrug]

How much is it?

$10

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what's your paypal?

PayPal.me/lumpyrug

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is your paypal still open for access to the NSFW blog?

Si, it is.

[dappermouth]

Tread soft over a sleeping world.

[pugs]

My “it’s Monday” face 😕😪📅

[xeno-human-deactivated20181212]

i made lock screens with pixlr and by using this already existing flying saucer i started listening to welcome to night vale and while i’m not that deep into it yet i do really like huntokar and her story is really interesting

feel free to use these

[sciency-shortie]

I made a thing guys… It’s my lock screen now. Use it if ya want

[lumpyrug]

Hey so it’s not active anymore but if you want access to the nsfw blog at a discount to original cost, hit me up.

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May be willing to add new content if enough people are interested.

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New content was in fact added.

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Thinking about doing another post with a couple photos if the goal of $60 is reached

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$30 more to go, half way there.

[lbibliophile]

Death comes for Minerva McGonagall.

It comes for her, as it came for her husband, so many years ago. It comes for her, as it came for her Headmaster, the price of his ambition. It comes for her, as it came for far too many of her friends and students, in one war then another.

Death comes for her.

Minerva McGonagall Looks at Death, and raises an eyebrow.

Death pauses, then nods and backs away. “We’ll call this number three then, shall we?”

She smiles as she turns back to her paperwork. There is a reason her animagus form is a cat.

[justanotherdrarryblog]

Single best thing ever in my life have I ever read about my one true babe Minnie.

[officialaudreykitching-deactiva]

Whenever I’m honest about how I’m feeling and I talk about it, I always notice people get uncomfortable. We live in a world where everyone is so use to pretending they are fine all the time that pure authentic emotion catches them off guard.

[different-landscapes]

[leorioismydad-deactivated201809]

lets go to the beach beach………….ninki minjaj

[voulair]

me @ the stars: help me

[dreamsofacommonlanguage]

[wtnvtweets]

[nervous-laughter-what-homework]

Listening to Night Vale gets really weird when you listen to enough episodes because you slowly evolve to have only two reactions to whatever Cecil is saying:

1. “Ah yes, typical Night Vale”

2. “What the actual fuck”

[physalidae]

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