TAKE THE LEMONS BACK.

why don't you MARRY safe science if you love it so much? in fact, why don't you invent a special safety door that won't kick your BUTT on the way out, because you are FIRED. an indie cave johnson, based off of portal 2 & its unauthorized musical. a sideblog to dumbestmoron.

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“Sorry fellas, she’s married. Married to science!”

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(top image) by pizza-soup

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of monsters & men || starters

❛  just grab a hold of my hand . ❜   ❛  somewhere deep in the dark a howling beast hears us talk . ❜ ❛  i dare you to close your eyes . ❜ ❛  you love love love when you know i can’t love you .  ❜   ❛  after every sunny day , comes a stormy night . ❜   ❛  you’re my king & i’m your lionheart . ❜   ❛  breathe in , breathe out . let the human in .  ❜   ❛  my head is an animal . ❜   ❛  all the trouble i have caused with my two hands . ❜ ❛ & we’re far , far home but we’re so happy .  ❜   ❛  we used to play outside when you were young and full of life and full of love .  ❜   ❛  i watched you disappear .  ❜   ❛   it’s best we both forget before we dwell on it . ❜   ❛  as i looked around i began to notice we are nothing like the rest .  ❜   ❛  there’s an old voice in my head that’s holding me back .  ❜   ❛  are you really going to love me when i’m gone ? ❜   ❛  i’m shaking like a leaf . ❜   ❛  can you chase this fire away ? ❜   ❛  but i tried , oh , i tried . ❜   ❛  just let me go & we’ll meet again soon . ❜   ❛  we won’t run . ❜   ❛  it’s killing me to see you this way . ❜   ❛  i’m a crook for not caring for it . ❜    ❛  the stairs creak as you sleep , it’s keeping me / you awake . it’s the house telling me / you to close your eyes . ❜   ❛  don’t listen to a word i say . ❜   ❛  as the world comes to an end i’ll be here to hold your hand .  ❜   ❛  please hang around . ❜   ❛  i can see through you . ❜   ❛  it’s perfectly strange . ❜   ❛  hungry for the kill , but this hunger , it isn’t you . ❜   ❛  we are the same .  ❜   ❛  some days i don’t know if i am wrong or right . ❜   ❛  you can follow me .  ❜   ❛  some days I can’t even dress myself . ❜   ❛  why are you shaking your head ? ❜   ❛  i’m all out of breath . ❜ ❛  your mind is playing tricks on you , my dear . ❜       ❛  i am a killer . ❜   ❛  i take off my face because it reminds me how it all went wrong . ❜   ❛  darker days are raining over me . ❜   ❛  my blood runs red but my body feels so cold . ❜    ❛  i am the storm . ❜   ❛  please look away , don’t look at me . ❜   ❛  i heard them calling in the distance . ❜   ❛  i am sorry for the trouble , i suppose . ❜   ❛  i need nothing . ❜   ❛  i know that it’s a waste of time , chasing in the dark . ❜   ❛  you’re cold against the skin . ❜   ❛  & i run , i run , i run . ❜   ❛  the way you held me so tight … all through the night … ❜   ❛  you & i will not be shaken ! ❜   ❛  stop , i will take control . ❜   ❛  you scream , you scratch , you bite . ❜   ❛  the books that i keep by my bed are full of your stories . ❜   ❛  i’ll meet your eyes for the very first time , for the very last . ❜   ❛  let go , lay to rest . ❜   ❛  maybe i’m a bad , bad , bad , bad person . well , baby , i know . ❜   ❛  these fingertips will never run through your skin . ❜   ❛  i will lead you through this wonderland . ❜ ❛  water up to my knees , but sharks are swimming in the sea . ❜ ❛  ignore all those big warning signs . ❜ ❛  you have scars & some scratches . it makes me wonder about your past . ❜ ❛  the light is blinding my eyes . ❜ ❛  i push you away , although I wish you could stay . ❜ ❛  i’m never ready . ❜ ❛  time won’t let me show what i want to show . ❜ ❛  all eyes on me . ❜ ❛  i spend my night dancing with my own shadow . ❜ ❛  i packed my things & ran . ❜

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"you're modest. i like that in a person" YOU ARE A FUCKING HYPOCRITE

“how so? i am the most HUMBLE person i have ever had the honor to meet.”

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brightfool:

                           A NOBODY

      With a flash of a reluctant smile, hopefully one that the male would not be able to tell apart from a more genuine smile, he spoke up. 

          “ Nothing so great, sir, just..

                         A smart kid who knows his stuff. ”

“then you must know A LOT of stuff.” there’s a LAUGH, hand going to rest on the other’s shoulder.

“but i will say this, while you might not be one of the GREATS, at least you’re modest. i like that in a person.”

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Once again pulled a stupid and flattened the layers when it was still a WIP. And btw like I said before, there is no undoing it because sketchbook pro is stupid.

ughughugh

oh well at least it looks kinda ok-ish ;-;

but there you go, caveline bbys

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bvtlittle:

       “—–FIRE ME FIRST. OR JUST KILL ME, I’M SO READY.”

blows kisses.

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fuck you

watch your damn language, aria. there are  KIDS.

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brightfool:

      It just does. He had a feeling the guy wasn’t exactly the BRAINS behind the science they do here. Perhaps, maybe the one that makes the decisions. A pretty face slapped on a product to make things look better. Sure, there was probably something to him. But nothing he was INTERESTED in. The ‘mumbo jumbo’, is the INTERESTING part. 

          “ Wasn’t thinking about it ”

“that is a relief. you’d be surprised by the STUPIDITY of some people. i’m glad you aren’t like it, because from the sounds of it, you’re one of the B E S T.” another smile is flashed from the man, eye contact remained solid. “so, what are you, then? astronaut? olympian? war-hero?”

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My 1000th post! And it’s Portal 2 the Unauthorized Musical Fanart!

Finished up that sketch from before. Davin and Fairlith, I cannot get over how cute you two are, it’s KILLING me. So anyway I’m a huge fucking nerd enjoy your Caveline.

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               ——— I’m Cave Johnson. I own the place.

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designatedmoron:

“what? no! no, no, no– sir, i-i didn’t mean–-” something of a whine escapes him, and he can’t help but scoot his chair a little further from his boss. “i’m sorry, sir, i wasn’t– i didn’t mean t’imply you aren’t doing a good job! you– you’re the best at what y’do! no one’s better!” he smiles a pathetic excuse of a smile, but just as quickly as it comes, it goes, as cave continues. “f… fired? you… don’t mean me, right?”

“you might be right there.” he counters, self-confidence EXPLODING from the entrepreneur, completely covering up the threatening tone he had towards the other. “and yes.  fired.  and SHOULD it be you? i mean, if the shoe fits..” words trail off, head turning to look somewhere else. SUSPENSE is what cave is hoping will build up. he wants to put the other on the edge of his seat, and from what he can see from peering out of the corner of his eye, it might be working.

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*breaks the law* *duct tapes it back together*

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bvtlittle:

         “You. Slowly. Fuck you.”

“that is what the lab boys call UNCALLED FOR.”

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“———————— man,”

“who DIED?”

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REBLOG this if you rp in the Portal Fandom & put your character(s) in the tag!

I’m gonna work on a masterlist soon-ish! OCs are absolutely accepted!

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If You Could See You: The Fanfic.

       Most of the dialogue belongs to @geekenders, I just was inspired. I apologize in advance.

       The silence tore apart what air was previously filled by zealous hearts and optimistic minds. The only things to break the silence were the coughs WHEEZED out by one Cave Johnson, hacks that flew into the air and released a bit more of his spirit with them. Caroline could feel it, so could he.

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(She’s gonna fatten me…?)