[yonkou]

the year is 2098. one piece is finally over. hunter x hunter is on its 307th hiatus. narutos grandson dorito is fighting neo akatsuki 

[space-finally]

Things both bisexuals and asexuals are, appearantly:

1) gay and in denial

2) straight and looking for attention

[geekandmisandry]

Schrodinger’s Queer

[nature-punks]

Instead of endless wastelands of mowed grass lawns, consider:

[professional-dog-hugger]

callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!

callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!

callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi

callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like

callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person

callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/

callout posts in 2020: this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn

[ave-aria]

what I REALLY don’t like is this post was made in 2017

[gwenfrankenstien]

oh learning this wasnt made like, yesterday, made me jump out of my SKIN.

[chiisana-koi-no-uta]

Who is @professional-dog-hugger really

[professional-dog-hugger]

I’m just a dumbass who unfortunately could have never predicted this hellish timeline. I am not the OP, but this website, in all it’s dysfunctional glory, made me appear to be since the actual OP appears to have deactivated. Sorry on behalf of the staff for the mix up I guess

[zangothedino-blog-blog]

OP was assassinated for being too powerful and you were left as the scapegoat im so sorry.

[professional-dog-hugger]

I can’t believed tumblr force-kinned me into an unholy prophet, doomed to pay for the crimes of another

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

Dystopian novels be like “there’s no music but our national anthem and this forbidden rebel song” as if all of earth really let go of ABBA music

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Consider: the forbidden rebel songs are all from ABBA.

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

#mama mia *cocks shotgun as i prepare to overthrow the oppressive regime* here i go again

[wannacuppatealuv]

Are you really a gen z gay if you didn't have a crush on morgana pendragon growing up

[simsamy]

“Once upon a time, in land long since burned to ash, there lived a young princess who loved her kingdom… ”

I absolutely adore Aelin’s story! I started reading this series in August and it grew very dear to me over the last few months. It was a wonderful time and it really hurt to say goodbye to this world and the characters when I finished Kingdom of Ash

[digivolvin]

men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly. 

narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.

[asgardian-viking]

Narcissus wrote this

[anxietyproblem]

[lanlanart]

No cigarettes and dressed=3

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rosebramblewolf]

humans: awwww the kitty loves the tree look the magic of xmas touches everyone

cat: im gonna eat it

[inacatastrophicmind]

[theintrovertnation]

What is it called when you are in the middle of being an extrovert and an introvert?

[anxietyproblem]

[aarcherons]

reblog if you want your very own fae boyfriend.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

oh my god… duel lingo

[tswift]

i love how men cry and complain when women say they don’t like them or they they shouldn’t speak on certain issues… when women have been treated like objects, emotionally and physically abused, sexually assaulted and raped, silenced, told who to marry and how to dress, told how many sexual partners they can have, not given control of their own bodies and the list goes on and on and it’s been happening since the beginning of time. but women were told to just shut up and suck it up… but when a girl simply says: i don’t like men. man: *screams and cries* YOU ARE SO SEXIST U BITCH!