luningravatic

Escapism enthusiast. Dogmatic hypocrite. Socially anxious, asexual, introvert.

[argillaforma]

ilya not even being aware that he's a dom before he meets shane he just throws out get on your knees because it's hot and he's horny and he's expecting shane to tell him to fuck off or something but then quickly realizes oh okay so i guess this is what we're doing

[sugarkaanes]

FUCK you can tell shanes waiting for ilya to touch him after that just by him trying to hide his smile UGHHH

[dilfdarthvader]

just realized we’re gonna get to see so much more captain ilya next season and i am currently gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

[samehere-onlyone]

Ilya's problem was never realizing he was in love with Shane. It was realizing that being loved back was even a possibility.

[thisfeebleheart]

Shane loves his personal space. Ilya also loves Shane's personal space.

[erin-go-blah]

We ADORE “hey, hey” in this house, but let’s sniffle over “sorry” a bit here. Sorry I’m showing “too much” emotion, sorry I can’t love you the way you’re asking, sorry I can’t open up, sorry I ghosted you before, sorry I laughed, sorry you feel so alone on your journey, sorry the only one you can talk to is me and I’m not doing it right, sorry I said your name and made it real because now we don’t know what to do…

[aslongasitsblack]

ilya’s pre game captain speeches are one million times funnier when you remember that him and shane let what happens on the ice decide what they’re doing in bed later

ilya [knowing that him and shane have a deal that whoever loses montreal v boston tonight is doing a strip tease for the other]: im not fucking around guys. do not. fuck this up for me

[scunthotter]

I get annoyed when people are making posts that are shocked that Shane pulled Ilya. And like maybe, /maybe/, Shane locked down Ilya (there's an argument that Ilya 'domesticity kink' Rosanov locked himself down as soon as he could get Shane to agree to it) but Shane did not pull Ilya, Ilya pulled Shane.

Canonically Shane is one of the hottest men in the world, he's rich, he is at the top of his high intensity career, and he has the biggest saddest wettest most beautiful brown eyes out of anyone on the planet. The moment Ilya saw a scrap of interest he was arranging for them to be in a commercial and jerking off in the shower at him. Ilya watched this man fold his pants one (1) time and thought "well i gotta fuck him forever now". Shane tried to say there wouldn't be a next time and Ilya was like it's too late, I've got your number, you're never getting rid of me, if I annoy you enough you will come organize my socks as like a sex thing.

[cakepopsandcoffee]

A man who is so incredibly fond (casually of course).

[shut-up-gwen]

Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

[heymacy]

HEATED RIVALRY SEASON ONE + hall of fame text posts

[heymacy]

Oh, I looked up that word, uh, "compatible." What? Compatible. I thought I knew what it meant but I wanted to be sure.

[catchymemes]

[mina-logan]

I needed more toxic ragebaiter Ilya in my life

[believeripley13]

Normally Shane doesn't meet Ilya's eyes during their face-offs.

But in the last one he not only catches his eye but he *smiles* and Ilya fucking *melts*.

Ilya knows by this point eye contact does not come naturally to Shane so seeing him actively seek it out and seem so comfortable and relaxed probably made Ilya feel all warm and fuzzy.

[sloanegabe]

SHANE & ILYA + parallels

[flesh404]

#TeenWolf / #Sterek