mischief managed

[lupinisms-blog]

1ST RULE: tag 9 muses you would like to know better

since idek who’s here anymore, the first 9 people to see this get to do it

2ND RULE: BOLD the statements that are true for your muse

APPEARANCE:

I am 5'7" or taller

I wear glasses

I have at least one tattoo (verse dependent)

I have at least one piercing

I have blonde hair (naturally)

I have brown eyes

I have short hair

My abs are at least somewhat defined

I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY:

I love meeting new people

People tell me that I’m funny

Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges

I’m playfully rude with people I know well

I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it

There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY:

I can sing well

I can play an instrument

I can do over 30 pushups without stopping

I’m a fast runner

I can draw well

I have a good memory

I’m good at doing math in my head

I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute

I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling

I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch

I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports

I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else

I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else

I have learned a new song in the past week

I work out at least once a week

I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months

I have drawn something in the past month

I enjoy writing

FANDOMS ARE MY #1 PASSION

I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss

I have had alcohol

I have scored the winning goal in a sports game

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting

I have been at an overnight event

I have been in a taxi

I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year

I have beaten a video game in one day

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

RELATIONSHIPS:

I’m in a relationship

I have a crush on a celebrity

I have a crush on someone I know

I have been in at least 3 relationships

I have never been in a relationship

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them

I get crushes easily

I have had a crush on someone for over a year

I have been in a relationship for at least a year

I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”

I live close to my school

My parents are still together

I have at least one sibling

I live in the united states

There is snow right now where I live

I have hung out with a friend in the past month

I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CD’s

I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT:

I have breakdanced

I know a person named Jamie (James totally counts, it’s a nickname)

I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair

I’m listening to one song on repeat right now

I have punched someone in the past week

I know someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what I want to do with my life

I speak at least 2 languages

I have made a new friend in the past year

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

general perception of remus lupin: wise and calm; the voice of reason; reasonable and never impulsive; the rational marauder 

actual canon remus lupin: pretends not to notice his friends breaking a million rules even though he’s a prefect; uses snape in drag as his very first lesson, ready to fucking just. straight up murder a person bc of betrayal; gives a 13 year old kid a map that he could easily get into serious trouble with; shit talks umbridge behind her back; spends pretty much an entire book chilling underground with shady werewolves; knocks up his wife in the middle of a war and then tries to run away; 0-100 real quick; has absolutely no chill whatsoever; is a fucking disaster of a human being

[lupinisms-blog]

PETE

          ❛  yanno… like looking sideways at each other and just — being weird.  probably you would’ve noticed if you both weren’t doing it.  ❜

              remus bit his lip to keep from laughing, but a chuckle managed to escape nonetheless. “guess you’re right, i didn’t notice.” there’s a pause, during which remus takes out a sugar quill from a paper bag, then motions the bag to peter, encouraging him to take one. “but you know how padfoot is — he’d probably pissed me off and i was angry at him or something. and maybe he was angry at me, too,” he said, shrugging in an attempt to sound nonchalant and detached from the situation.

[lupinisms-blog]

❛ true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together. ❜

( sentence memes from tumblr. ACCEPTING )

                        “you’re absolutely right, my deer james,” remus agreed after a brief pause in which he contemplated if keep on mocking his friend’s hair was worth it. “so —— who are we going to judge now? if you don’t give me a name in the next three seconds i’m going back to you.”

[lupinisms-blog]

❛ if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong. ❜

( sentence memes from tumblr. ACCEPTING )

              “————— unless you’re talking of while being EXTREMELY pissed, then i’m afraid i’ll have to call bullshit on that.” a pause. “i’ve tried, okay?”

[lupinisms-blog]

sacrifiicium:

fabian: i need sexual advice, mate. remus: why would you need sexual advice, prewett, what are you trying to do?! fabian: i just want to know what teresa likes so i can make her happy. remus: you know what she likes? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING SEXUAL at any point, NOT EVEN A LITTLE, do you hear me, DON’T EVEN TRY to go past first base. fabian: … remus: … fabian: (lets out a soft chuckle) remus: you little FUCKER.

- canon dialogue between fabian prewett and remus lupin ( @lupinisms )

[wnq-writers]

I don’t cry much anymore; I just hold my breath and try and suffocate the feelings before they can suffocate me.

Kaelin Carmel. A  (via wnq-writers)

[littlxtalks]

         hold my hand, I’ll walk with you, my dear

indie multimuse account,  containing muses from friends,  the princess diaries, skins uk, love rosie, ned’s dssg, harry potter & mlb.  oc, au & crossover friendly. multiverse & multiship. written by mel. —— RULES. MUSES. VERSES.

[lupinisms-blog]

i will be over at my multi for a bit & then i’ll be back to tack moony’s drafts, so if anyone needs me hmu there

[lupinisms-a]

MOONY’S MOODBOARDS » 2/??: remus j. lupin, a summary

[lupinisms-a]

MOODBOARD » brotp ;; the raven & the wolf + @teresatheimmune

                                                                                            Send me a thing for a moodboard!

[teresatheimmune]

Parabatai is a pair or Nephilim warriors who fight together as lifelong partners, bound together by oath, regardless of their gender. Their bond is not reflected only in their closeness and willingness to lay down their lives for one another, but also in oath.

They are not merely warriors who fight together; the oaths that newly made parabatai take include vows to lay down one’s life for the other, to travel where the other travels, and indeed, to be buried in the same place.

They also maintain a strong connection between one another and are able to sense each other’s life force; Shadowhunters who have lost their parabatai describe being able to feel the life leave their partner, and when something supernatural happens to the other.

“Teresa is not just a friend to me, she’s my SOULMATE. And no, that doesn’t mean i wanna shag her. Actually, ugh, no. —— What that means, it’s that she’s more like a SISTER, someone who completes me… like a long-lost TWIN.”

“Remus Lupin is my BEST FRIEND. Though calling him that feels incomplete, somehow. I like to say Fabian is my heart but Remus… Remus is my SOUL. I don’t know what I’d do without him. I’d be completely and utterly LOST, I imagine.”

[my-magical-5sos]

[bishopinblue]

OK Y’ALL LISTEN UP

This shit right here

is most likely either a Screamer or a Malicious Virus! As you all can see it isn’t from a user, but from an email which is DOUBLY as sketchy. Now this is the second time I have received this exact submission and just like the first one I deleted this piece of shit so fast. I have not seen it circulating on my dash which leads me to believe it is malicious and I will continue to delete and report this shit the moment I see it. Be safe guys, don’t fall for this shit.

SENTENCE MEMES FROM POPULAR TUMBLR TEXT POSTS :

this post was used for reference.

❛  but officer, they were fucking with my clique.  ❜ ❛  if you lose yourself, i will find you.  ❜ ❛  true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together.  ❜ ❛  oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory.  ❜ ❛  fuck you but fuck me first.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute, what is your face html?  ❜ ❛  my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’  ❜ ❛  my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background.  ❜ ❛  i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account?  ❜ ❛  my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore.  ❜ ❛  at myself, what the fuck are you doing.  ❜ ❛  if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep.  ❜ ❛  this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid.  ❜ ❛  how do you get a nice body without moving.  ❜ ❛  it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!!  ❜ ❛  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened?  ❜ ❛  you ever just ugh really hard?  ❜ ❛  i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness.  ❜ ❛  i was confident for like two minutes one time.  ❜ ❛  all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next.  ❜ ❛  i have my pencils and my tears ready.  ❜ ❛  i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one.  ❜ ❛  i avoid everyone, including the people i like.  ❜ ❛  i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me.  ❜ ❛  gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY!  ❜ ❛  it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you.  ❜ ❛  thinking about space fucks me up.  ❜ ❛  my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could illegally download clothes.  ❜ ❛  heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop.  ❜ ❛  i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person.  ❜ ❛  at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit.  ❜ ❛  ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression.  ❜ ❛  i’m fluent in talking shit.  ❜ ❛  it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me.  ❜ ❛  why am i better than everyone?  ❜ ❛  sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.  ❜ ❛  I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME.  ❜ ❛  i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves.  ❜ ❛  i love learning bad things about people i don’t like.  ❜ ❛  i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.  ❜ ❛  i’m just an asshole with feelings.  ❜ ❛  there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne.  ❜ ❛  damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say.  ❜ ❛  damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you.  ❜ ❛  your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am.  ❜ ❛  i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole.  ❜ ❛  i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch.  ❜ ❛  i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself.  ❜ ❛  tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t.  ❜ ❛  my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’  ❜ ❛  maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always.  ❜ ❛  i believe in hate at first sight.  ❜ ❛  you hate me? wow, so much in common already.  ❜ ❛  i’m filled with hate and useless facts.  ❜ ❛  do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you?  ❜ ❛  i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out.  ❜ ❛  getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there.  ❜ ❛  there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try.  ❜ ❛  i ship me and money.  ❜ ❛  have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow?  ❜ ❛  how do i get over someone i never dated?  ❜ ❛  i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden.  ❜ ❛  if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you.  ❜ ❛  i don’t like your clothes, take them off.  ❜ ❛  put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up.  ❜ ❛  dying is taking too long.  ❜ ❛  being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body.  ❜ ❛  don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.  ❜ ❛  you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’  ❜ ❛  good news, everyone: dogs.  ❜ ❛  if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong.  ❜

[siriusx]

                    ❛ james’ immeasureable love does not mean he makes better cocoa. also we all know no one can make better cocoa than wormy. and also i do insist you make the cocoa, then. you can ask the house elves for help. there’s nothing to fuck up about hot cocoa, my friend. and you still have my broken heart to mend, you know. ❜

[lupinisms-blog]

                     “still he makes it willingly and lovingly, which is one-hundred percent not my case here. to be fair the only reason i’m agreeing to this, it’s because if i don’t you’ll bring it up ten thousand times just in the next hour or so, and i’ll have to hear you whining about it all week long. and just so you know, many things can go wrong with cocoa when your hand just happens to slip onto the wrong ingredient.”

[siriusx]

              ❛ you’re a horrible friend —- but fine, let’s ask the elves. i really don’t understand why i even hang out with you. prongs would make me cocoa to make up for breaking my heart. wormtail too, i bet. ❜

[lupinisms-blog]

                     “and yet you hang out with me, so something must be wrong with you, mate. and in my defense, no one loves you like james does, so there’s that. and i have the feeling pete would make an awesome cocoa. you know, if you insist i can prepare some, as long as you don’t blame me for the food poisoning afterwards.”