Retired secondary school teacher
Taught literature after getting a degree after Hogwarts
Got fired a few times for his "unorthodox" teaching methods
All of his students over the years loved him
Some of them even go visit him to listen to his stories and his advice
Has a small scar on his forehead from his and Sirius' 1st Pride in '81
It's the one scar he doesn't mind showing
Remained very politically active in muggle politics
Was the kind of teacher that gives his opinion without giving it (nods, raising his eyebrows, satisfied smiles)
So all of his students knew he was a raging leftist (yes remus is a leftist you asses)
Really liked oragnising debates in his classroom
His students always gifted him socks for Christmas
Sirius always brought him flowers on the last day of school and Remus complained that the students liked him better
Wrote a book on new teaching techniques and dynamics
Was the teacher the queer kids came out to
Accidentaly swore in class
Learned to crochet, learned it relieved stress, so Sirius and Jily's kids sport new hats and gloves every winter
Big fan of the Hunger Games after a student recommended it to him
Dedicates a whole week to thoroughly dissecating it in class
The whole week before Halloween, he, Sirius, James, and Peter have a big prank event. Still going strong at 60
Smokes the juul thing and Sirius snobs him because he refuses to smoke anything other than prerolled cigs
"What flavor did you choose today, Moony? Mango? Strawberry shortcake? Pumpkin pastries?" "Fuck off." "Tobacco?"
Before the full moon he and Sirius go on long walks to keep a good shape
Thanks to Lily's work, the transformations aren't as bad as before
He still is a bit sore but that's just his bones getting old
He went full gray at 47 and Sirius teases him constantly
When Sirius gets in a mood he does the cooking
Meaning they eat pasta for two full days
He's the BIGGEST music snob ans refuses to listen to anything that came out after '90
Until he finds Hozier and his little lit nerd heart is full
Can't stand musicals but Lily and Sirius are the biggest Hadestown fans
He really likes TV sitcoms though
His favorite is Parks and Rec because he can make fun of Americans and their govt
(Although he cannot go one day without ranting about the bristish govt and the fuCKING MORNARCHY, PADS)
April 8th and 9th are his favorite days ever
Organized a party for each occasion
Had previously vowed he would outlive Thatcher and Prince Philip
Plans to outlive the queen and Boris Johnson too
"I swear that's the only bloody thing keeping him alive, Prongs."
He and Sirius got married under muggle law on June 12th 2014 in Wales
The only guests were Lily and James and ONLY because they needed witnesses
They live in a cottage in the Welsh countryside
The sea is just an hour away by drive
Remus has an old volkswagen that Sirius hates
(But that's fair because Remus hates Sirius' motorcycles)
The house is messy but it's cozy and Remus loves coming home to his husband
He still wears jumpers all year but finally agrees to take his top off at the beach and at James and Lily's pool
Easter is spent at theirs and for Christmas they go to James and Lily's
But they see each other for tea every weekend
Ever since his retirement he works at the local library
He got one tattoo and it's a small cat just to piss off Sirius
The story behind it is Lily's 40th birthday party where he got proper drunk for the first time in ages
He and Sirius had fought about a plate of broccolis forgotten on the couch
So to get back at him he got a cat tattoo on his forearm
It's small but Sirius didn't talk to him for a week
Now it has been nicknamed "Pissy"
He's the godfather of James and Lily's second kid
Harry's children love their great uncle Moony and their uncle Padfoot
(Sirius refuses to be called "old" in any way shape or form)
Remus really likes the title he wasn't expecting to make it this far
