the human equivalent of Windows Vista

26 year olds queer nobody who is just here to watch you and your sins. She/They/It Strong Sad. Anarcho-transhumanist-something-or-other who really thinks cultures and languages, real and fictional, are neato.  

[captain-price-returns]

CENTCOM has released this photo of an F-16 refueling in an "undisclosed location."

[foone]

the trans improv discord has a bot that shouts CHANGE! at random intervals, and everyone has to rotate their pronouns

[girlballs-archive]

audience "ooo" sfx. then audience thighjob sfx.

the ratings for The Mabel Show skyrocket and we make a billion dollars and also i get super pregnant. everyone wins !

[thememedaddy]

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

[positivestress]

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[dragongirlsnout]

10 000 dollars a day to every autistic child who grew up into an adult with a weird relationship to eating because parents can in no way be trusted to respect children's issues with food

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[revieloutionne]

Not when this actually aired, no

[raffleupagus]

[tokumon]

subterranean monster Telesdon in Redman (1972)

[tokkibean]

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

[harpyharpyharpy]

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

[charl0ttan]

[charl0ttan]

[gaitou]

do you remember Angel Maxine, the artist behind this song?

Angel opened a gofundme about a month ago, so if possible please consider donating to help fund her future projects :)

Donate to PAY ME FOR EXISTING, organized by Maxine Angel Opoku

I’m Angel Maxine, a trans woman, artist, musician, and activist using my voice, music, and vis… Maxine Angel Opoku needs your support for P

if you aren't able to donate, please share! as of writing this, Angel has only raised €433 out of her €7k goal

[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[thediscossessed]

If you ever thought for a damn second about giving this website money because they add little pride flag decals I'm gonna need you to put that paper into a trans woman's Bank account ok thnx

[burnthomework]

Just realized I never posted some of my gifs here

This one's pretty old